Im new

codecademy or automate the boring stuff

Also, fuck off

>>55490600
Try Python and write a simple program which takes two inputs and multiplies them.

> this isnt ironic
do you have a goal? a thing TO program? if not there's no point in learning. Its like learning to build a car and never actually building one.

you fuck yourself

Start by installing Gentoo

>>55490600
Why would you care about programing if you don't work in such an field? It's not like you'll become some anonymoose hacker just by learning how to code.

>how do I get to my non-existent goal???

Don't learn programming, or coding, if it doesn't interest you. You don't become a secret hacker, or part of the cool club.

What you should do:
>take an old PC, disassemble and reassemble
>make your first desktop
>keep it, use it
>buy a business laptop either Dell or Thinkpad
>learn to take that apart, upgrade it, reassemble
Both the laptop and desktop experiences are to train yourself, so that you do not step foot into a PC shop or have to ask for help again
>install Linux on a VM, learn to use your distro of choice
>install that distro
>use it
>????
>profit

What you shouldn't do:
>install or use Windows 10
>use an apple device
>lol I just bought a _____ , am I cool now??? (Mac, Smartphone, Overpriced laptop such as Dell XPS or gaming laptop)
Those purchases are unnecessary and they don't actually teach you anything, except consumerism

>>55490600
> I don't understand shit
thats 90% of people on /g/
and being able to acknowledge your own ignorance puts you in the top 10%

>>55490600
I want you inside of me

Install GNU/Linux, rice it, learn to understand a UNIX-like environment. After this, teach yourself the basics of shell scripting in order to understand the general syntax of programming.

Afterwards you should build a PC, get nice headphones, and be a /g/ meme master.

After this initiation, you have to remember the gnu/linux interjection by heart