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In this ITT thread: technology buzzwords.I'll start:elasticcloudweb scalebig


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In this ITT thread: technology buzzwords.

I'll start:

>elastic
>cloud
>web scale
>big data
>machine learning
>devops
>as a service
>plug and play
>inclusive
>high availability
>user friendly
>pooled storage
>VR
>managed code
>retina display
>distributed
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>>55468940
>4k
>is really 3.8k
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>app
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>>55468940
"Machine Learning" is an actual field of research. "Deep Learning" is more of a buzzword.
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>FOSS
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>>55468998

I liked it better when it was just "Pattern Recognition".
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Job titles that I've came across on HackerNews
>Tech Evangelist
>PHP Guru
>Generalist Software Engineer
>Customer Success Guru
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>GNU
>Open source
>meme
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>>55468940
>computer science
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>>55469173

>Customer Success Guru
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>>55468940
Reminds me of this
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>>55469233

You only need two buzzwords in order to get any IT manager position ever: ITIL and COBIT.
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>>55468998
Actually came for this, machine learning is essential for a lot of new tech. Deep learning can be really useful, but has become the biggest meme in this field.
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>the Internet of things
This horrendous idea got mentioned several times and seriously when I visited a CE school yesterday.

>just werks
>out of the box
>web 2.0
>pre-alpha (good thing this one hasn't escaped gaymen yet)
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>>55468940
>In this In This Thread Thread
Autism detected
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