But seriously, which one of you was this?
Anyone can claim to be an IT recruiter with crazy stories.
There's no reason to believe this ever happened.
>>55347216
This story doesn't even make sense.
Why would you print anime porn at work?
Why would you print it on transparencies? At work?
Why would you take a apart a printer and attempt to fix something outside of your pay grade?
And lastly, how the fuck did they know it was anime porn if the transparencies melted?
>>55347238
>>55347260
>t. weeaboo department of damage control
>Printing anime porn
Ah, the days of going to my local library and printing shitty anime pics on B&W printers and hanging them in my room.
>>55347317
Christ you people are fucking weird.
>>55347350
Sorry I couldn't be the hometown hero on the school football team.
>>55347216
I'm a closet weeb and I am nothing like this. Take this down!
>>55347364
just the hometown hentai hero
You know, if he hadn't lied about it he would have still been fired for violating the warranty. If he hadn't violated the warranty he would have been fired for wrecking the printer. If he hadn't been fired for wrecking the printer he'd have been promoted for distributing hentai at work.
I would lie about it too
>>55347350
>where_do_you_think_we_are.jpg
>>55347216
Why would you print something out when you already have the best format media can come in?
I mean I guess if you print it out you can cum on it and upload a picture of your cum to 4chan...
Now that I remember it, there was that one guy who collected them and made a collage out of the entries he received...
FAKE AND GAY
there's no warranty sticker on the printer so they wouldn't even know I opened it
>>55347409
Yeah, it pretty much makes no sense because he would have been fired if he hadn't lied about it, it's just he wasn't fired until they found it was actually him.
>>55347422
Maybe he was going to use the transparencies for an animation
>>55347398
Tits are life, ass is hometown.
>>55347238
Mad weeaboo
While what you say is true you don't get as big as this guy on Quora by lying
>>55347238
Tbh senpai it's not an extraordinary claim. I've seen the way some of act and I can believe it happened.
>>55350669
You believe that a full grown adult would print out anime porn at work using transparency sheets?
And then disassemble the printer trying to hide the evidence?
>>55350699
Even the socially retarded get hired for jobs. Yes, I would believe it.
Why transparencies though?
>>55347350
Kys
>>55347260
Weaboos don't think like normal people.
>>55350699
I worked with a 39 year old virgin once. Dude got reprimanded for heating up his pizza in the toaster and fucking it up because the cheese melted all over the insides. Pretty much the same thing, except he was lucky enough to break something that isn't very expensive.
>>55350766
to stick to his windows maybe
>>55350867
Yes, this is definitely the same thing
>>55350699
Yes
>>55347427
>there's no warranty sticker on the printer
What are tamper evident seals?
>>55347216
And yet here I am not a weeb and I struggle to find any kind of IT job with a degree
>>55350867
>Dude got reprimanded for heating up his pizza in the toaster and fucking it up because the cheese melted all over the insides
Pop up toaster or toaster oven?
>>55347422
>>55348856
Most likely would be to put it on an overhead projector and then you could blow it up and project it to paint it on your wall.
>>55351107
pop-up
>>55350867
How do you know he's a virgin?
>>55351169
He'd give me rides home from work sometime. His car was completely filled with garbage, like old take out and shit. When he had to drive another person in the back once, he literally had to push over the pile to make room in the seat.
Almost every time he gave me a ride, he'd ask me if I wanted to go to the strip club. Every time I denied.
And it didn't even come up, he just kind of blurted it out randomly. It was immediately followed by "I don't care, though." It was so obvious he really cared. You could cut the tension with a knife the rest of the ride.
Pretty sure he was autistic to some degree. You could NOT stop a conversation with him. It just wasn't possible. I remember one time I literally had to just start walking down the hall away from him because he wasn't getting it, and he was still talking to me when I reached the end of the hall.
Sad guy, really.
>>55351201
>not pity fucking your virgin coworker
Do you have any empathy at all?
>>55351221
I'm a guy, and he's a guy. And he wasn't gay, considering the whole strip club thing.
>>55351221
Which makes me wonder, do you assume he gave me rides because I'm a girl? I guess that's the nice thing about these sad autistic people. They'll be nice to everyone.
Actually, this reminds me of another autist I met at that job. Within seconds of meeting him he tells me he doesn't know how to socialize and has no friends. Wow, ok there, buddy.
Few weeks later, I'm walking to the bus after walk and he's there. Asks me what's up. I complain that I'm broke but I want to buy some weed. He offers to GIVE ME $20. I said, no I couldn't do that, but he insisted. I'd refuse today, but I was kind of a scumbag back then so I took it. He probably just wanted a friend :(
>>55351243
>>55351264
No I didn't assume anything. Just shitposting.
>>55351264
I would feel enough pity for a degenerate stoner addict to give him some pocket change too.
>>55351280
We worked at a call center, 20$ was not pocket change to us.
>>55351272
>>55351264
>>55351243
Also you underestimate the autism strain on sexuality. I'm sure you if had shown sexual interest he would be interested.
>>55351296
autistic call center employee?
fuck that explains a lot
>>55351296
Wow, that's pretty gross. I wonder if he was propositioning me.
A year ago, I had a random guy at a bar start talking to me. He told me he was a millionaire and all this other crazy shit. Had a website where he sold cartoon caricatures. Later he asked me to smoke crack with him, then tried to feel up my bicep. He went to the bathroom and said "Please don't go", but I definitely did go.
Why do I meet these people?
>>55347427
>know I opened it
>I
everyone saying this is fake, i got a story like this too.
guy at work, actually a pretty good guy overall, but, the guy downloaded a copyrighted material onto his work computer regularly, and saved it there to bring it home for his daughter. now, you guys are aware of those programs that un-hide all files and basically list all media up front, right? well that's how they found it.
his workstation was flagged for downloading a copyrighted movie (on a managed network, of course) so someone was legally bound to investigate it, so they did so remotely. well, they found the video, but they also found videos and videos worth of porn.
apparently he wouldn't have been fired for downloading a movie if it wasn't for all the porn... i mean, i feel for the guy, but man, there are streaming sites bro
>>55351316
>Why do I meet these people?
Two of the relationships you described were brought about by work, the third was just unlucky coincidence? Either that or you're subconsciously looking for these types of people.
>>55350718
>>Even the socially retarded get hired for jobs
do tell me how they do that
I promise I won't wreck printers by printing hentai transparencies
>>55351342
>on a managed network
>there are streaming sites bro
Because your employer doesn't keep logs?
>>55351356
i meant for home use
>>55347216
Not too sharp is he?
>Anime pornography
It's called hentai, Joshua Gross.
>>55351589
Normies don't know what hentai is.
>>55351639
how do we reach these normies?
>>55351645
You don't, you sick fuck. Jerk off to some real porn like a real human being.
>>55351639
Actually hentai is the most popular pornhub search in parts of the US and the world. The next generation of boys will all have fapped to it at some point.
Just let that sink in.
>>55351792
>Just let that sink in.
More demand for localized hentai?
This is a bad thing how :^)
>>55351814
There is a inverse relationship between the popularity of hentai and birth rates. Just look at Japan. They are literally killing themselves and the West with their smutty drawings.
>>55351792
Good. We need to reach a critical mass of autists so us cyborgs can get laid more often.
>>55351837
I think this is a correlation over causation thing.
You're right in that birth rates are dropping, but blaming hentai???
>>55351837
Japan's declining birthrate and aging population has more to do with young men not having any incentive to grow up and join a system where they work 50 hour weeks not being able to leave until your superiors leave and the only reason you were hired is because you were recruited straight out of uni and you're expected to keep that job with the same company.
If that's all I had to look forward too, I'd become a neet too.
>>55351837
Birth rate is a function of women not getting impregnated, most of them are still getting fucked.
just not by the ever growing pool of neets.
>>55351915
Is the West any better? How many Western men truly have an opportunity at the nuclear family dream?
>>55351938
Bro, even eastern Europe is better
>>55351879
Hentai causes you to lose interest in real women, this is inarguable
>>55353196
Don't see a problem with that.
3D is shit anyways
>>55347216
Why would you make this thread every day?
>>55347260
It's because it's fake
>>55351915
This. Japan's suicide rates are still among the highest in the world, because people are literally working themselves to death because of their bullshit "sacrifice everything for your boss" mentality.
>>55350867
what does his sex life have to do with any of that?
>>55351938
>How many Western men truly have an opportunity at the nuclear family dream?
In the Scandinavian countries you are guaranteed 5 weeks PAID vacation (6 if you're above 60), 12 months PAID parental leave (which can be split equally between mother and father), 2 weeks of paid leave immediately after the child is born, and companies are currently giving up to 24 sick days you can use for yourself or your child (minimum is 4*3 days, but companies are becoming more lax).
Oh, and also, government positions have "summer-time" meaning that they are allowed to leave at 15 instead of 16 in the summer (but have to stay until 17 during winter).
Flex time is also the norm, where you can leave earlier if you work overtime a day.
>>55353462
Yeah, but Sven has to deal with lots of competition from ficki ficki.
>>55353486
>ficki ficki
I don't get this reference?
>>55351264
>do yo uassume he gave me rides because i'm a girl?
Show us your USB 3 port.
>>55347216
It was a 4chan retarded weeaboo
I'm pretty sure that he was actually fired for his incompetence, and the whole printer ordeal was just the final straw / legal reason.
>>55347238
This
>>55347238
>>55347260
>>55353424
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>>55347427
>mfw every time this is posted it triggers outraged weeb denial mode
>>55353442
spot the wizard everyone
>>55353713
You post this thread every other day or so according to the archives, it's pretty clear who's the triggered one.
I've printed my "anime porn" at work while on the clock. I even took the time to laminate it and trim off all the edges.
I know I should feel ashamed but I couldn't feel shame no matter how hard I tried.
I just got done with my TPE doll too.
>>55353739
Are you sure about that anon?
>>55353771
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55210543
He didn't even bother to change the text.
>>55353798
>you post this thread every other day
>two times from five weeks ago
Let me ask again anon. Are you sure about what you wrote in your post?
>>55353976
Are you seriously being butthurt about me calling you out on you being butthurt about weebs?
Quadruple kek
>>55351915
Pretty much this, and none of these guys are fucking because women avoid depressed people and NEETs both, so it's lose-lose for the population.
>>55354003
>you post this thread every other day
>gets called out as utter bullshit
>backpedals
>no YOU are mad epic trole :^)
You are an embarassment anon
>>55354043
>getting this upset
Just admit it, you are mad as hell. Mad about anime.
>>55351316
Birds of a feather...
>>55351837
Japan has a massive abortion problem.
If they would reduce their abortions by half, the population would stabilize.
>>55353486
>>55353499
please dont believe everything uncle /pol/ tells you.
Most of it is exaggerated or even outright falsified.
>>55347216
Unrelated: Who else is on Quora?
I kinda enjoy this site, both reading answers and answering questions myself.
Its like a non-retarded version of Yahoo Anwers.
Recently got past 100k views on my answers.
Not much but I only answer pretty niche stuff about cryptography.
>>55354077
>Most of it is exaggerated or even outright falsified.
I'm >>55353499
I don't understand what it is referring to. What is ficki ficki?
>>55354063
I want you to know that your state of irrational madness over a thread poking fun at your chosen subculture is not only obvious to everyone, but so is your desperate attempt to wriggle away from that clinging reality.
Here is a poem by Mr. Rogers that I think may help you in dealing with your mad. It is my gift to you and I truly wish you good luck on your journey.
What do you do with the mad that you feel
When you feel so mad you could bite?
When the whole wide world seems oh, so wrong...
And nothing you do seems very right?
What do you do? Do you punch a bag?
Do you pound some clay or some dough?
Do you round up friends for a game of tag?
Or see how fast you go?
It's great to be able to stop
When you've planned a thing that's wrong,
And be able to do something else instead
And think this song:
I can stop when I want to
Can stop when I wish.
I can stop, stop, stop any time.
And what a good feeling to feel like this
And know that the feeling is really mine.
Know that there's something deep inside
That helps us become what we can.
For a girl can be someday a woman
And a boy can be someday a man.
>>55354090
yeah.
>ficki ficki
It refers, I think, to the myth that the refugees are stealing all the swedish girls.
It happens of course but it is not at all as widespread as /pol/ claims.
>>55354113
>myth that the refugees are stealing all the swedish girls.
Well, I'm Norwegian, and I do know a bit about Swedish culture (my ex gf is swedish).
While some girls for sure go for immigrants, it is not at all widespread. The main source of immigration problems in Sweden is in fact the opposite, that their immigrants stick to themselves and form ghettos with mafia-like organisations, rather than mixing into the Swedish society.
Immigrant parents also forbid their kids from "acting Swedish", like getting girlfriends/boyfriends and speaking Swedish and doing stuff swedes do.
So yeah, /pol/ doesn't really know what they talk about if they claim the opposite.
>>55351839
>keeping his boyparts
Lol stupid wannabe fleshy
>>55354098
rekt
>>55354160
>Immigrant parents also forbid their kids from "acting Swedish"
To be fair, this is for the best. Swedes are effeminate as fuck.
>>55354160
exactly.
They often do the that there is a problem somewhere but jump to the wrong conclusions, or even fail to understand what the problem is exactly.
Then they complain that no one takes them seriously and blame it on not being PC, ignoring that bullshit, whether PC or not, is always bullshit.
>>55354216
>They often do realize that there...
Wow, my grammar gets worse every day
>>55354180
Obvious samefag
>>55354113
>>55354160
>>55354216
/pol/ is not concerned with white women going for immigrants, they are aware these are aberrations.
/pol/ is rightly concerned that Sweden, over the course of three decades or so, has become the rape capital of the world, twice as high as the next highest rate in Jamaica. They are also concerned that this gets about zero coverage in European media, and is often actively suppressed, pic related. The police are not permitted to make arrests or even report the ethnicity of the perpetrators, and Swedish politicans regularly blame the victims of these crimes and advise them to stay at home, cover themselves, or just generally stop living their own lives in their own country.
>>55354273
Forgot pic
>>55354273
>They are also concerned that this gets about zero coverage in European media
Untrue
https://www.nrk.no/urix/sverige-topper-voldtektsstatistikk-1.7235891
Even politically correct, state owned, socialist fucking NRK reported about it in 2010.
>The police are not permitted to make arrests or even report the ethnicity of the perpetrators,
For fuck's sake, it was a proposal that some police authority made that, when it hit the Swedish media, resulted in a massive outcry. It was never implemented that they weren't allowed to report nationality of the perpetrators.
>>55354331
>>55354273
This is exactly the situation I am talking about:
Somewhere something is going wrong: Yes, Sweden has a problem with rapefugees, yes they could treat them stricter.
But now pol comes along and twists the facts, exaggerates, does not do his research.
And now instead of the public saying "thank you /pol/ for opening our eyes", they ignore him because he is exagerating again, and they are right.
Except that the bad situation has not been improved and now more people are likely to ignore it than if /pol/ had not meddled.
>>55354415
Indeed. The situation is for sure fucked up, but politicians are hesitating in addressing it because every time they do, some fucked up right-wing nut that believes the holocaust is a lie and that Eurabia is conceived by the jews will come along and scream louder and everyone will misinterpret that as the politician addressing the issue aligning with these views...
/pol/s worst enemy are themselves. People are generally afraid from speaking loud about the issues because /pol/ will trash the party and make everyone have a bad time.
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>>55352739
>blatant maki shitposting
>weebs: ANIME WEBSITE ANIME WEBSITE
>story of a retarded autistic weeb getting shit on in normal functioning society
>weebs: FAKE THIS IS FAKE DELETE THIS PLS BAN MODSMODSMODS
You can't make this shit up
>>55347216
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