>Use ATM
>Notice that the pinpad comes off after I finished
>Use ATM
>It doesn't return my card
>>55217388
>>Use ATM
found your problem laddie
>use ATM
>account balance is negative
>>55217388
>Use ATM Machine.
>Trigger autists.
>>55217388
>Not going up to ye teller and asking them for you money
>>55217466
>ATM Machine
Retard
>>55217474
>type PIN number into ATM machine
>LCD Display says incorrect
I'm nervous desu honest
>>55217388
heh heh
ur fuckked m8
>>55217484
>Not calling ye number on ye back of your credit card
>/g/ is paranoid about ATMs
Does it use proprietary software or something?
>>55217481
autist detected
>>55217507
>Does it use proprietary software or something?
skimmers you idiot
>>55217507
Worse - it uses proprietary currency.
>>55217388
> Live in city that has one of the highest fraud rates in the US
> FBI literally has a department just to investigate cases from my city
> Paranoid as fuck when using CC
> Not using it at any gas stations
> Still some jack ass takes money from my account twice every fucking year
> Have to go through the process of changing cards every 6 months
>Use ATM
>Live in civilised country where chip and pin systems are used
>Don't have to worry about foreigners or refugees or blacks stealing my credit cards.
>>55217519
>living in a third world country
kek
>>55217523
>>55217537
>>Live in civilised country where chip and pin systems are used
>Implying that is secure
>>55217537
>store has a sign that says cash only
>>55217537
>places that don't exsist
If your buying on margin card has a chip ye country is shit. Asia,and Latin america are not civilized leaving north american,and Europe which have blacks and refyees
>>55217534
>He DOESN'T have an American Express Centurion
Get the fuck out of here plebs
Are you poor or something? Look at the fine design of this Credit Card. It screams value and upper class.
>>55217534
If its that fucking bad, use cash.
>>55217580
>using a buying on margin card no business uses
>>55217599
What the fuck are you talking about?
To own an AMEX centurion you need to be invited, it also costs $2500/year and $7500 joining fee.
>>55217546
What isn't secure about it? I've degaussed my mag strip, and worn away the raised numbers. Even if someone does skim my PIN, how will they use it?
Anyone have that picture of the people putting an entire facade over an atm as a theft layer? Pretty convincing
>>55217636
What I wonder is how the fuck do people come back to recover it? Isn't that fucking sketchy as hell?
>>55217620
>$2500/year and $7500
Gee, what a great deal, how do I get invited?!
>>55217620
>having an amex card
Nice meme senpai no gives a shit that u can uses ur card in only 100 places none outside the USA
>>55217620
> Paying company $2500 / yr to just let you spend money
>>55217697
A card accepted almost nowhere
>>55217647
I assume it is all done over the internet. Maybe a USB drive. But how is it not discovered when the cash is swapped out?
>>55217691
I think Bateman would say that those 100 places are the only places worth going to.
>>55217690
>Gee, what a great deal, how do I get invited?!
Dude ...
>While the eligibility criteria are subject to speculation, most reliable sources agree that Centurion Card holders have historically spent $250,000 or more per year on lower level American Express cards, and have annual household incomes of around $1.3 million and net worths of $16 million
I don't think $2500/yr and $7500 signing fee matters a single fuck to these people
>>55217553
>tfw cash rules everything around me
>>55217580
Thanks for the free shit Nicolas Lemaitre LOL
>>55217388
>use atm
>put tape over camera and microphone jack
>get arrested for tampering with botnet
none of these comments are that big a deal.
call your bank and cancel the card.
your account isn't going to get drained in the 10 seconds it takes for you to call and cancel your card.
jesus fucking christ. how are you people this helpless?
>>55217481
No one is this dumb.
>>55217580
>The facade is a handmade lithograph.
>The card is made from ivory.
Damn it's good to be rich... Oh wait, I'm actually an ausfag and we have decent bank laws and market competition.
Enjoy your shit country. Burgertards.
>>55219378
I thought Australia was full of Sudanese people
