What's the name of your computer?
Big black cock
War Machine
Edgy, right?
X-01
>>55163662
Mommy
The name of mainboard
Computer
2015 retina MacBook Pro
Hecate
Laptop L01
Desktop D01
Tablet T01
Phone P01
Last login: Sun Jun 19 13:11:03 on ttys001
orphan:~ me$
Asus N56JR
>>55163805
I like this.
Do you watch Penny Dreadful, by chance?
>>55163662
[First_Name]-PC
>>55163662
the letter "a"
why would you use more than one letter
>>55163662
'Home'
It's my Home PC, so that's the name.
>>55163662Elijah@Heaven: ~/ >
>>55163662
Porn box
Linux thinkpad 4.6.2-1-ARCH #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Jun 8 08:40:59 CEST 2016 x86_64 GNU/Linux
macbook pro
TheStorm
>>55163662
Elis
I stick to a female bossa nova singer theme.
computer
Hal 8000
Just one generation away from becoming a self aware AI.
Desktop: Quirm
Laptop: Bonk
Server: Ankh-Morpork
STB1: Lancre
STB2/NAS: Schmaltzberg (because it sits under Bonk)
Laptop windows: mercury
Laptop Linux: Hermes
Desktop Windows: Bacchus
Desktop Linux: Minerva
Backup netbook: Elpis
Nose fetish
>>55163827
No just like Greek and Roman mythology
I was originally going to name it Polaris, but then AMD happened. So I settled with Unit 00.
It's __2, where __ are the first two characters of my name (my first name and my last name both start with the same two letters, so as an example if my name were James Jackson it'd be ja_{2}, as in pic)
>>55163662
Meme machine
>>55163662
Which one?
>Phone: Mobile 1
>Tablet: Mobile 2
>iPod: Mobile 3
>Thinkpad: PC 1
>Macbook: PC 2
>Desktop: PC 3
>Ras Pi: PC 4
Enjoy my autism.
>>55163662
NIGGERFAGGOT
My friend did this and I never bothered changing it
>>55164076
Fag
>>55164095
Oh, no, I'm aware of that. Just there's a character on the show that has an incredible jaw with that namesake.
Blends a lot of myths, classic horror stories, and Eva Green's acting together.
One of my favorites (though s2 a shit). Might like it.
Desktop: Melchior
Laptop: Mitakihara
Failbox9k1
>>55163662
>Phone: OE-JRE LTE
>Laptop: OE-XPS13
>External storage: OE-CAVIO SLIM
>Zip disquette: OE-TRANSMEMORY
coconut :3
pepe
>>55164553
that's a pretty cute name for a computer
>>55164553
That cat has some nice tats.
>>55164569
thanks anon!
HK-47
>>55163662
(name)-PC
>>55163662
the debian one
and
the windows one
>>55163662
Achaea.
>>55164111
This is some non-ironic autism right here.
Arch-pc
Yggdrasil is my phone, GLaDOS is my laptop, and CompanionCube is my PC, because my case is a white cube
Sharkb8
Just kill me already
>>55164666
why?
>>55163662
Serena
>>55164682
Please be bait.
Champloo because I liked the show/music a bunch and because I'm still learning linux and it's kind of a mess
DESKTOP-OUIJFEL or something like that
Ebinmaymay420
>>55164692
You're going into painstaking amounts of detail to explain the name of your PC.
Chimp Tower One
>>55164776
it was barely more than one line of text. if that's painstaking, you need to see a doctor.
Mean_Machine
Mean_Phone
And so on
>>55164791
Stop being so defensive and learn to not take yourself this seriously, thanks.
>>55164822
You seem to be triggered by reading lots of tex-oh shit don't freak out this is too much text isn't it?
>>55164835
Haha, alright.
>>55164835
Are you 14?
>>55164822
>critiquing posts on 4chan
>learn not to take yourself so seriously, thanks
good one :^)
>>55164111
nice trips
thanks for explaining your naming for your computer. what does the 2 mean?
>>55164901
This isn't your safe space, fucking idiot.
>>55164606
big fat ones
[my name]'s Macbook Pro
PapaJohns
>>55164957
>>55163948
>>55163779
Why do you shit in the street and then consume it?
4thPC
Because it's my 4th PC
Retribution, Reconciliation, and Degradation.
gibson
I name mine after Pokémon regions and name the drives after locations in the respective regions.
Desktop: Sinnoh
ThinkPad: Kalos
>>55164975
The pajeet meme does not apply to anyone who is different than you on /g/. Indians work all over Silicon Valley.
But you're probably going to double down on calling me a pajeet because you're emotionally 12 years old.
>>55164643
Great taste. Just get the kotor sound pacs and you're set.
>>55163662
pc has ubuntu? name is ubuntu
pc has fedora? name is fedora
and so on
Watarimono
Mother Brain
>>55165026
2 rupees have been deposited in your loo Pajeet.
>>55165026
Good goy, 10 shekels have been deposited on to your rush card for defending the cause
Alex is the main
Priscilla is the living room
Shiela is the laptop
Megan is the back up
Sally is the "oh shit everything is dead" back up
Seasonic
Gigabyte
Gateway
CoolerMaster
HTPC
Garage
Lenovo
T420
T420+initials
T420+initials
T420+initials
Case/component label is the easiest way to keep track of them for me.
>>55165079
Rupees are from Zelda though?
dupsbol
>>55165092
>for defending the cause
What fucking cause? At this point the pajeet memes are the definition of a dead horse that needs to stop being beaten. It was funny for the first couple months. Anyone that STILL finds it funny is clearly underage.
>>55163684
Full of viruses
timesink
>>55163662
Navi1
AnaCoppola
avalanche
DONALD-DESKTOP
>>55165216
A shame. You seemed an honest man.
WinXPBE-762451.
>>55164987
holy shit
Desktop: STRONGRIG
Alienware laptop: BEDRIG
Dell laptop (rarely used): BIGRIG
Other Dell laptop (not booted in over a year): OLDRIG
ThinkPad 600E: SHITRIG
Phone: G4
Router: NETRIG
VPS: DRIG
Parents each have a laptop named XX-LAPTOP where XX is their name, and their phones are named XX's-iPhone
>>55163662
Fraud
REI5
my first computer was REI. been numbering them ever since REI2.
>>55163662
bleep
>>55163662
Carrotto, like the otis t carr gravity machine
Lazergator
>>55163662
linux-3mc6
I don't actually know what those numbers mean. It just came like that and I haven't bothered to change it.
asusx555l-windows10-myname(when using windows)
asusx555l-debian-myname(when using debian)
>>55164031
Nice, I adore Terry Pratchett
>>55163662
Jack-PC
>>55165225
Post desktop
PC: MGREX
Macbook: MGRAY
chauncey
>>55163662
bessy
yeah I gave it a cow name because it's big and strong
>>55163662
CoplandOSEnterprise
Implying-PC
:^)
>>55163662
Desktop is Becky, Macbook Pro is Madeline
Twilight_Sparkle
>>55163662
Servers:
Physical - Microsoft project codenames, as relevant
Virtual - Site / Task / Version / Subtask / Number / as needed(LABEX15MBX01) - 00 denotes cluster
Workstations - Model numbers, Greek mythology, asset tag, etc. It's random.
>>55163662
>What's the name of your computer?
I name my computers after my ex girlfriends.
>>55163662
Hosaka for my laptop, SHODAN/HAL9000 for my desktop pc.
Zaku-II
If only my case was green
HAL9001
>>55168323
why? to remind yourself of them?
Laptop
>Ben-LTv2
Desktop
>Ben-PCv5
Phone 6
>>55168524
Because it's funny when I talk about how "Christine" got upset and crashed or when I had to push "Annabelle"'s reset button for example.
>>55168524
Pretty much. I love jacking off to thoughts of their sexual infidelity shortly after booting them up. =
>>55168582
You're too late to pretend to be me.
>What's the name of your computer?
Bergelmir.
I name my devices after random gods and shit.
>>55168582
>>55168577
>two people pretending to be the same person
or maybe you're all just autistic retards who think we'd all get a kick out of you pretending to have ex-girlfriends.
epic. lulz. roflmao upvotes gold 4 u etc.
Desktop - Hitlers_PC
Laptop - grand_wizard_of_the_south
>>55168601
I'm turning 30 this year, why wouldn't I have ex girlfriends?
Not everyone on this board is a 12 year old.
>>55163662
HP@NexusCore
zyklonb@auschwitz:~$ sudo echo gas the jews
[sudo] password for zyklonb:
gas the jews
zyklonb@auschwitz:~$
>>55168577
honestly dude if a friend talked to me about his computer crashing and let slip that it was named after an ex-girlfriend, it would sound a lot more like he had never gotten over her than as some kind of joke.
although i suspect if i didn't feel bad for you, i'd fall in the quadrant of thinking this was a really petty way to deal with an ex.
>>55163662
Main pc = DX-pc
Laptop = Mine-pc
Test pc = Testleg-pc
Netbook = Dell-pc
/Users/daniel [daniel@daniel] [9:33]
>
>>55168601
>epic. lulz. roflmao upvotes gold 4 u etc.
>>>/gaia/
Encom
>>55168628
>t would sound a lot more like he had never gotten over her than as some kind of joke.
But anon, both are true.
> i'd fall in the quadrant of thinking this was a really petty way to deal with an ex.
Spreading nudes on /b/ and sending drunken texts would be better?
Niggertits
>>55168613
>I'm turning 30 this year, why wouldn't I have ex girlfriends?
yeah man why might a guy in his 20s not have ex girlfriends...?
let's think on that for a bit.
>>55163662
[MyName]-PC
c:
Trevor
>>55168651
>But anon, both are true.
dude please get help. dwelling on your exex to the point that you refer to inanimate objects by their names is probably on the checklist for involuntary commitment to an asylum. get yourself some help before someone gets you help for you.
>>55168679
So
Faggot-PC?
>>55168662
Elliot Rodger had barely turned 22...
It's also very likely that he was a closet homo
>>55163662
Charmander cause its a edge MSI gamer laptop with a dragon on front.
>>55168691
>le seek help meme
I'm not even depressed
>>55168696
If people younger than you are having sex all around you and you are being left out, it can seriously fuck up your self-image. Being deprived of our necessities can bring out some fucked up shit from deep within.
niggatron
>>55168694
XdXdXd ahahahahahha; kys
>>55163662
Remilla
>>55168706
being depressed isn't the same as needing help. it's just one of the many reasons you might need help.
assembling a menagerie of ex-girlfriends as electronics sounds like a serious mental disorder.
>>55168726
Leafy is colossal faggot and anyone who uses 'kys' is a bonafide cock sucker a.k.a Leafy fanboy.
Usually, for laptops, names like x61 or t420
For desktops, usually the model of the CPU
>>55168749
I don't know what you're talking about. I've seen it on /g/ only..
>>55168709
>measuring self worth in number of pee holes you've stuck your dick into
>calling intercourse a "necessity"
Beta as fuck
>>55163662
Why do young boys become fixated on their mothers and often develop sexual feelings? I don't get it. I went balls deep into incest and /ss/ doujins to discover they fuel my fetish and I have had Oedipus complex for decades.
What the fuck is wrong with the human brain? Why does it act so weird?
>>55168733
Okay, I'm for sure going to take mental health advice from some hobby psychologist on the board with the highest number of NEETs on this forum for discussing chinese cartoons
>>55168760
I live in a 3rd world country where we don't even have sex education. I was just making a point of how Western culture forces young people to have sex early as a way of gaining social acceptance and feeling 'normal'.
I am a 30 year old kissless virgin anon. I have given up.
>>55168775
I'm pretty sure it's only you anon.
$ hostname
localhost.localdomain
Why even bother?
>>55168788
You have little knowledge about western culture then. It's pretty well established that if you whore around, you're compensating for your lack of sense of self-worth... Yes, even boys, but especially for girls.
>>55163662
"Firestorm"
It has sweet red lights all over it that make it look like the inside is glowing red.
Desktop: Monster
Laptop: Alien (an acer)
>>55163662
>Workstation
Primary
>Virtual Machine
Secondary
>File server
Tertiary
Arch master race
>>55168803
Then why did Elliot kill himself?
the petting zoo
>>55168845
As I just said, he was insecure as fuck.
>>55168837
Users:
>admin
user0
>Worstation, Virtual machine
user1
>Torrent server
user3
>>55164606
That's not a cat, look at the tail
Desktop- Eurydice
Laptop- Orpheus
Phone - Arisaeus
It's all tied with the myth of Orpheus and also shows the chain of command being Eurydice>Orpheus>Arisaues(Who also connects frequently with Eurydice)
Kagamine
>>55168866
It also occurred to me since I do a lot of stupid things on my phone sometimes, It could kill of Eurydice, which would make me need to use Orpheus to try and bring it back. Cool beans
Nostromo, I always name them after spaceships
Tony's PC
Dell
CASE
eD93m4s73r420y0L05wAG
>>55166325
I have one of those laptops and they hurt me on the inside
Wintermute
Ashen1
Ashen2
Ashen3
Ashen4
>>55168696
Elliot Rodger was an Aspie and "Nice Guy". Nice Guyism is strictly heterosexual.
Lain, NeptuneNight, and Morningstar for my PCeee's
>>55165122
Paki coin. Felt I had to educate you anon.
CORNERIA but I call it "Big Black Computer"
Porn storage 3000
Commander_desk
My server is litterally called SERVER so it's easy for me to get into the network drives on my network
excalibur was my first desktop
current is heisenberg
first laptop was [name]'s macbook pro
current laptop is mbp/macbookpro
My desktop is called "(FIRST NAME)-PC"
My Laptops are usually called "(FIRST NAME)-(MODEL OF LAPTOP)"
Skylake
>>55168760
Puberty is going to hit you like a brick.
>>55169554
I'm 29. I measure my self-worth in goals I have accomplished in my life, and not like those Chad Thundercuck's that are currently drowning in debt, have shitty dead-end jobs, two kids they cannot fucking stand and an ex-wife that left them ages ago.
windows partition is lovemachine, unix partition is sexmachine
my tablet is mobilecommand
>>55163662
The Kiva
(a kiva is a Native American place of worship for men only)
>>55168977
>eD93
I can't figure that one out
thinkpad
Yggdrasil
PC: The Final Solution
Laptop: Jew Killer
Charlene
>>55165153
POO
>>55163662
Desktop is Cygnus, laptop is Capella, work PC is Polaris
>desktop w/lincucks
Pannenkoek
>>55171449
Who the fuck is alice?
android-bae661e827567b48
android-18294c70db93965
android-12131b5deab097ef
Chromecast
sawako
>>55171771
:^)
>>55163662
I used to have everything space-themed. Now they're rather plain, my laptop's name is 'x250', my desktop's is 'r4', my phone's is 'z3c', my raspberry pi's is 'raspi'...
>>55171813
you finally get that fucking trip code huh?
dawg
Couldn't think of anything at that moment
Desktop: Richard
Laptop: Mike
>>55163662
yuno
I name all of my computers after Hidamari Sketch characters.
>>55163662
rinne
Pic related.
chinkpad
>>55163662
Compi
>>55163662
Aoko
Pls no bully
LNX-M-01-main
>>55163662
Macbook's Macbook Pro
iMac
>>55171931
mein neger.png
>>55163662
Avarice
>>55171957
Named my machine: Tomato Summit
>>55163662
Name-MBP
Name-PC
Mark I
DESKTOP-FVVOKAP
Yezus
Deep-thought
All mine are named after anime girls, because they are short and I am an unapologetic weeb.
Desktops: yukari, satsuki
Laptop: sumomo
Big dedicated server: haruka
VPS: kana
Home server/router: chiaki
There used to be a lot more, but we downsized.
DREAMACHINE2K15
There was no other choice.
>>55172365
Barring Yukari, you also have shit tastes.
>>55163832
This
everything else is wrong
>>55172650
That has the horrible assumption that I only have 1 computer.
BNK-3R.
From borderlands.
>>55172658
Then go with [OS]-[Kind of PC]
Like "Windows-Notebook"
Or "Arch-Desktop"
Or "Ubuntu-HTPC"
>>55172680
Why?
>>55172650
why would I use my real name?
Veronica
>>55172686
To Identify the needed PC in your Router for example.
>>55171913
>finally
He's had that one for a few years now
>>55163662
Pineapple
>>55163662
ThinkPad-T420
I'm a simple person.
>>55163662
MacMini
>>55163662
GlaDOS_II
Uber_Bottleneck
PotatoPC
Think what you want, I like them and they all describe the devices quite well with GlaDOS being totally overkill, Uber_Bottleneck having fairly new and decent hardware paired with a GTX260 and PotatoPC running a Q6600.
>>55172851
mac mini masterrace
>>55163662
deadsktop because i RMAd it more than 4 times
>>55163662
00
Named after my waifu.
>>55173158
TOILET
Winblows, classic /g/ humor
>>55173184
Upvoted
>>55163662
luna
My laptop is Berlioz and my desktop is Celsius.
My sister's laptop is Asimov and my next one will be Darwin.
>>55163662
Sigismund Schlomo
My girlfriend loves to name devices, my computer is now called Frankie because i had replaced the screen bringing it back to life to say. So its short for Frankenstien
Its not %100 correct on the story but it works
All of my computers are named after minerals, e.g. Limonite, Cassiterite, Rhodolite, Galena.
I played a LOT of Dwarf Fortress.
>>55173344
We require more vespene gas!
>>55163662thinkpad-t420
