>ITT: We all share the same computer
>installs gentoo
Which os?
>Arch
>>55154982
Fedora.
>>55155001
CentOS
>>55154969
I just fapped and some jizz shot onto the keyboard...
>>55154969
> set tumblr as the start page
> install elinks
>DBAN
>>55154982
Windows XP
>Drop it in a puddle
>>55155019
I ain't touching that shit, and after you clean it up you're banned from using it. And all that just because you couldn't refrain from touching yourself, you piece of utter shit, you.
>rm -rf
>>55155079
>>55155106
lol the little bitch got what was coming for turning into a neckbeard
>>55155093
Nah I'm done with it. If you're going to ban me then you fucking clean it.
>>55155105
>doesn't specify a path
hi summer
Win10
>>55155667
rm -rf /*
Fuck outta here /fit/.
:(){ :|:& };:
>>55155106
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
F U C K O F F
Who fucking changed the wallpaper to degenerate anime shit?
>>55155106
[ end my suffering ]
Stop Downloading Porn From These Terrible Websites
>>55154982
Kali Linux
So we can hack stuff
>tfw it would be unusable because the OS would be changed every hour
Formatted and installed Windows Vista.
but that's not a macbook pro
Took the F, U, C, and K keys off the keyboard to be funny.
I formatted and installed Windows 8.1
I broke the control key off and the space key is really sticky. I also replaced the browser with Google Chrome with increased telemetry.
I downloaded McAfee Security, Nortel, AVG, "Fix Drivers.EXE" and "Download More RAM.EXE." Mysteriously, my computer is slower.
Put Steam on the computer
install bonzi buddy and AOL toolbar
I download more ram from http://downloadmoreram.com/
And changed the operating system to Solaris.
Changed the Wallpaper to pic related
>>55154982
Seconded
Can we please upgrade our 20GB hard drive?
>>55158434
>set the wallpaper to stretch
>picture is tiny
>muh pixels
Sorry guys, I accidentally formatted the whole drive when trying to install Hannah Montana Linux.
>>55158505
>"no, anon, because installing new hardware will give you a virus"
>>55158434
I see someones been to /ptg/
>>55155106
This story is fake as shit but man.. I would've challenged my mom to hand-to-hand combat if she pulled some shit like that on me.
>>55158542
Hey bro XD how have your first 3 days on /g/ been? :p
>>55158535
But we have McAfee and Chrome! No viruses should be able to get in our PC.
>>55156656
F U C K O F F
U U
C C
K K
O O
F F
F U C K O F F
>>55155019
Thinkpad has drain holes, just rinse it under the sink. thoroughly
>>55154982
>TempleOS
Based
>>55158592
I'll just leave this here
Shit a nigger broke in and stole it
>>55161201
ayOoOooOooOOOOoOOO hol up dwight boi wajew sai aboot me, nigga ima fuk u up
waddafak b wit dis shity azz cumpoota
Shit! I deleted system32 again
You guys the /home folder is going to be encrypted, now lemme download my Chinese cartoons.
Mom! Stop posting those conspiracy articles on my facebook wall! Log off my account next time
WHO DELETED MY DEATH GRIPS ALBUMS
We need more Razer and Monster stickers /g/uise
>>55162464
You forgot Call of Duty Black Ops, NEFF and probably MLP stickers. You know, the general cancer.
hey, hey, let me show you something funny
*hangs over your shoulder and shakes the chair*
Alright who downloaded windows 10 and proceeded to view cp using tor....
>>55155019
This is why I'll never buy used laptops
>>55154969
Then we better install a hypervisor.
So, I heard that uTorrent is a realyl safe softwar fordownloading free stuff so i got it off of softpedia and now i have these viruses? was it because my son has been going to youtube? or was it redtube? idk halp
>>55154969
Who left their chinese cartoon porn on the Desktop again?
>>55163625
I left it for you
I thought you'd like it desu~
What the fuck is up with all this child pornography in the Download directory?
>>55155019
Looks like you just put us in a sticky situation
>>55154969
I don't own a T520 though, I own an X200 and a T420
>i will never cuddle up with yolandi and have her read me a bed time story then lull me to sleep with her soft voice
Why even live? ;-; ;-; ;-; ;-;
>>55154969
>hey could you pass me the laptop, bro?
>>55164117
Go wash your fucking hands faggot
>>55164015
boo that shit movie, boooo it
>>55164158
Who cares about the movie? I just want to cuddle with yolandi and have her act like my mommy
>>55163936
Kek
>>55164117
finger my anus first
Alright whose the faggot who failed to install gentoo
>>55164015
You fucking retard
>>55164117
>roommate have fingers like this
>he barely licks them
>types on my keyboard
How many toolbars should I install?
I'm thinking at least 3
>>55154969
Good thing there would be no friction from the keyboard keys. How nice and smooth would that be.
>>55167777
G E T T B H
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>>55158592
>>55161167
>>55168006
I love how he's so insane that people think his comments are shooped.
dont touch my folder filled with akari
I'm deleting all your anime
SHIT GET ME THE MAGNET SOME ASSHOLE HERE LIKES CP
FUCK YOU JOSH WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE COMPUTER I CAN'T GET FALLOUT 4 TO WORK ON THIS "ARSE LUNIX" THING YOU INSTALLED
>>55168062
I'd like to interject for a moment. Whom you are referring to as Akari, is in fact Akarin, or as I've recently taken to calling Akaza Akarin. Akari is not her name on it's own, but rather another important component of a complete identity Blank Room/Akarin as defined by YRYR.
Many anime fans watch a certain character every day, without realizing her proper name. Though in a peculiar turn of events the version of Akarin which is widely know today is "Akari" and many of her fans are not aware that it is actually Akarin, sister of Akaza Akane.
There really is Akari and there are people who go by that name. But the person you are referring to is not.
Akari is just a short form: the name people gave her for their convenience. Akarin is normally found in empty pictures. She can only exist in context of her fellow schoolmates. All the so called Akari (or blank pictures) are actually pictures of Akarin
>>55168125
Akari -> Akarin is a nickname system, you fucking plebe.
>>>/jp/
>>55168196
this, I looked it up before I posted
>>55168125
fag
srs guys stop deleting my tor relay
>>55167777
Ebin digits
Kek wills it, we must install toolbars
>>55167777
get the one that gives out free lobster dinners
Whose folder is this and why do you only keep one image in it?
>>55168062
>deleted
>>55155761
Why don't use shred?
Why is there a van parked outside with tinted windows?
>>55154982
>Not LFS
I am shaking
Can we have a separate terminal for each person?
>>55172213
... my head to be hones with you family.
>>55154969
What is this rp trash?
>>55157983
/Thread
>>55158565
>XD
Faggot
>>55172313
Maybe he just ironic shitpost
>installs windows 10 while no one is looking
>People start giving me looks during installation
>>55154982
Mac OS
Right you fucking novices, i've updated the OS to windows 10, for a nicer interface than your faggy OS's. What the fuck is chromium ? Anyway, i've installed firefox as the browser and to stop zuckerberg spying on us I added an extension called ghostery, hides EVERYTHING, I know, i'm good. Finally, using my skills I got onto piratebay using a proxy(i'll explain what that is later) and downloaded some music for us to play on our itunes, it's the new Drake album ! Thank me later /g/ays
>>55172546
>runs malwarebytes just in case
oops system32 got deleted
time to install gentoo
>>55154969
>eating cheetos
>>55172564
this guy gets it
>>55172593
Good thing no one uses 32bit anymore.
System32 isn't necessary now that we have system64.
>>55172593
>making a webm out of a static image
I accidentally spilled some coke on it and now it doesn't work
>>55174503
It's okay, we can use my Apple© MacBook Pro with Retina Display™ as an upgrade.
>>55158525
BUT MY FIZZBUZZES WERE ON THAT DRIVE THAT I WROTE IN VIM
>>55174390
>all my pictures are static webm's now
>tfw half them are blurry and distorted
>>55176163
Kek
>>55154969
>why won't this bullshit let me install CSGO
>reinstall Win7 Pro from Thinkvantage partition
>eat Doritos while playing comp
>wipe hands on mousepad
>>55158576
Did you really imagine that was going to work, summerfag?
spilled some miso on the bracket keys, they don't work any more /g/uise :/
cortana installed
I got macafee antivirus installed, thank me later
>>55180805
But I already installed Norton!
LOLOL XD ROLEPLAYING ANYONE WANNA ERP??????? ;PPPPPPPPPPPP XD posting this on /r/4chan xDDDDDDDDD my mom says hi too
I know a website where everyone can control a virtual computer, if that's what you want.
>>55181095
double protection
>>55181207
Tell your momma I'm not coming back, son
>>55172546
I lost it at the ghostery part.
Why is the ssd full of smug anime girls?
>>55183308
because I need to see them fast
>>55177961
I can't get Tiberian Sun to run on windows 10. Sucks man.
>builds and plugs in usb killer
>>55184753
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
>>55155001
You mean RHEL, right?
>>55185437
Nah, I'm pretty sure he wants a distro that's bleeding edge and works well.
>Fedora
