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Scrum hate thread 2016-06-16 22:11:55Post No. 55113305
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Scrum hate thread Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:11:55 Post No. 55113305 [Report]

> nobody is listening during the standup
> fucking postits everywhere

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:13:36 Post No.55113326
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:13:36 Post No.55113326 [Report]

What is it like to have a programming job?
I can't even get replies when I send resumes.

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:20:20 Post No.55113403
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:20:20 Post No.55113403 [Report]

>>55113305
HEY GUYS WE NEED A NEW FEATURE BUT FUCKING STEPHEN FROM SYSDEV DECIDED TO COMPLETELY GO OUT OF SPEC ON THE THING YOU'RE BUILDING OFF OF BUT IT'S OK CAUSE IT's FUCKING AGILE EE EE E E E E E E E E

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:24:21 Post No.55113453
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:24:21 Post No.55113453 [Report]

>>55113305
>come up with 20 bullshit things you're working on that day instead of telling everyone you're going to sit at your desk, run compile once, and eatch youtube all day.

Gets tiring honestly

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:27:27 Post No.55113494
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:27:27 Post No.55113494 [Report]

>>55113305
At my work we don't really force this agile thinking. Often we tell to each other that we have done jack shit.
But having a clue where the projects goes or which team trying to push their work in us is interesting.

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 23:31:35 Post No.55114345
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 23:31:35 Post No.55114345 [Report]

>>55113305
SCRUM - Works in team sizes where no planning at all would work.