>Hello /g/entelmen! I'm Mr CEO-of-a-big-company-man, and I will invest 100.000 USD in your start-up project - but you can only describe it with one sentence.
We take all the Muslims and throw them into their country of national origin
Dildos.
Islam-powered central heating.
>>55093423
Sexbots
An app that gamifies reporting your neighbors, friends, and family for instances of piracy. Successful reports result in digital badges and small amounts of credit towards the purchase of film /music /games
Edible mobile phone for starving children
Dubs generating machine.
>>55093423
$100? no thanks
It's like an uber for taxidermy, but we added ipads
Anime with RMS as the foreign exchange student telling everyone about free software (while also being a schoolgirl).
>>55093513
Why would you just turn down 100 dollars?
Crowdsourced shitposting
Waifus, that´s all you need to know.
>>55093503
China's already working on this.
An app for a pizzeria that only serves food made by two different parasites fighting for control in our solar system by detonating calculated explosions near the soda fountain at fast food restaurants that delivery hoagies and/or burritos via pneumatic tube
>>55093541
he obviously wants to trade that money for a share in the company. if that's all he's giving it's not worth doing the paperwork.
>>55093423
It's an AI utility that is in no way commercializable and would need to be released for free. Also it looks like the kind of thing that would attract freetards, so they'll get extremely buttupset about not having the source code.
>>55093423
Rare Pepe mining with PepeCoin.
>>55093544
It already exists, it's called 4chan.
We don't have an idea yet, but we'll use Mongo.js on Rails and have a big-ass font website in the .io domain.
We will be McDonalds for Renewable Energy and recycablable doggy bags.
>>55093423
Ties for the balding man
uber for whores
>>55093423
think japanese sex dolls plus augmented reality
>>55093448
I'm a muslim living in US and I was born and raised here. Where do I go?
>>55093701
The oven
>>55093701
Do you consider yourself an American?
>>55093701
who cares, as long as it's away from here
>>55093701
Gay clubs, fully armed
>>55093701
BACK
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>>55093701
you should apply at this guy's startup >>55093490
We sell USB sticks which install Gentoo
>>55093683
Funded
>>55093726
That doesn't make sense anon.
Why don't you just leave?
>inb4 its my country.
It's his too. He just explained that his nationality is American
Imagine Twitter but you can only upload audio. Max length of the audio file is 10 seconds.
anime wallpapers that subtlety move with mouse position.
>>55093782
So crippled Vine?
>>55093780
Even if they don't own it anymore, the USA is white christian people's rightful clay.
It's half pre-teen dance class, half private booths with one-way mirrors.
>>55093805
No, crippled SoundCloud.
>>55093771
>>55093810
Actually it's the native American's rightful clay
>>55093701
I made sure to say country of national origin and not country where you were born, hoping no one would be stupid enough to say what you just said.
>>55093780
true, but I can't imagine a muslim being comfortable in a socially and religiously tolerant country, unless he's one of those fake/casual muslims,
Smegma butter.
>>55093880
no it's not, they had no concept of land ownership and were migratory, they have no claim
>>55094035
So you're saying that it's okay for a race to steal a country?
Then why are you so sad about non-whites flooding into and taking over america?
Loaning 10000 start ups 10 dollars
>>55094056
it's not nonwhites that sadden me, it's hardcore religious zealots that sadden me, and you have to admit that islam has a disproportionately large population of zealots
>>55093533
>(while also being a schoolgirl
>>55094085
I would be just as concerned about the southern baptist population if they were on a crusade to make everyone live by their beliefs
>>55093701
>I was born and raised in a garage, that means I'm a car
>>55093423
Hacking nigger websites and play Johnny Rebel with loop and auto play enabled.
>>55094128
Wow, really makes u think....
>>55093423
install gentoo
>>55094056
>steal
>from a group of people who didn't even concieve the idea of ownership
>>55093701
Well depends. Do you think women are lesser than men or that men and women should be separated? Do you believe gays deserve to die? Do you support sharia controlled areas? Do you hate America?
If the answer to all of those is no, stay where you are patriot.
If the answer to any of them is yes, back to the desert with you.
>>55093499
>>55093683
>>55094179
Spotted the fag loving women orbiting liberal
>>55093533
>(while also being a schoolgirl)
Start over.
>>55094257
Spotted the bigot
>>55093552
China already DID this, and will make it mandatory in 2020.
app that dictates to me what to say in order to bang dat 9/10 poon
>>55094179
gtfo feminist cuck
It gets you gay sex faster than Grindr.
>>55093423
An app that makes the appropriate logo for any project instantly
>>55093423
Cheap custom made house automation via the usage of tablets and microcontrolers in each living space.
>>55094656
So, turd emoji?
Automatic psychological evaluation using bayesian belief networks.
>>55094526
Go back to sucking muslim cock then.
