What do you do with this thing
>>55091766
Harvest dust.
compute
>>55091766
Make pretty LEDs light up whenever I ssh into it.
>>55091766
Just about anything you want that can be controlled by electricity.
Turn it into a NAS, make an emulator box, design a clock that shows you the weather and other bullshit. You're only limited by your imagination and skills, it's just a tiny computer.
Retropie or use those pins.
wireless printer server
You get http://goldminer.io and mine ether with it of course. Who does not want to be rich?
>>55091766
Old Rpi is running airplay server, newer Bananapi works as openvpn server - 60mbit for 14$ is not bad.
>>55091872
>Cryptocurrency
When will this fucking meme end.
>>55091872
is this a botnet powered cryptocurrency
>>55091872
>Ether
Is it even fucking worth it? Can you convert into real money?
>>55091910
>Is it even fucking worth it?
Of course not, you should have mined when it was still new years ago.
>>55091927
Shiet
>>55091766
You throw it away and buy 10 of these
http://de.aliexpress.com/store/product/Orange-Pi-One-ubuntu-linux-and-android-mini-PC-Beyond-and-Compatible-with-Raspberry-Pi-2/1553371_32603308880.html
t. Albert Shekelstein
>>55091994
10 dollars, dayum thats pretty sweet.
I made this.
It has Retropie loaded on it and has a crt tv. It's connected via hdmi to vga.
Eat it
Host shitty personal servers
Good for testing stuff.
Eg you want to have fun with networking, having an extra computer is valuable.
If you want to make a small project that require a complex OS, good for that too.
There is a lot of things that you are able to do when you have these inexpensive computers.
You can also use it as a proxy to download youtube videos and broadcast it to make your own local TV station.
Do whatever.
>>55091766
My thread. I invide people who feel serious about Raspberries to emmigrate from this thread to mine.
Connect them to a camera and have them take a photo every 10 secs and upload the photos to a server. Then place a few of them in rainforests to generate huge time lapses to observe plant growth.
>>55093426
Can I put one in my toilet?
Put it in front of my router so it doesn't blind me at night.
>>55091766
CVS server, because fuck git
Anime girls teach programming languages
>>55093771
oops, meant for
>>55093423
>>55093570
Yes, make it flush it automatically every time someone takes a dump.
>>55091766
Slather yourself in cocoa butter and shove it up your ass.
I'm planning on using a pi zero to operate a piston with a dildo on the end so I can have it fuck me raw while I shitpost on /g/.
Any recommended parts, programming language, input device to manage speed, brand of lube?
>>55091766
this
>>55093967
sliquid
>>55091766
Paper weight
>>55091766
Pretend that you're a tinkerer by using it for stuff that you can already handle with your spare pc.
It makes you feel better about your sorry self.
>>55093967
Use a servo to control the movement of the dick. You could use a rotation but a servo will allow you to have much greater control over what the thrusts are like, and you can have them mimic human like thrusts rather than have it be a predictable pattern.
>>55091766
Use it to power a hidden toilet or shower cam and stream the footage live on a voyeur porn site.
>>55091766
I use mine as a poorfag NAS. Wrks pretty good so far
You could make an ultra small seed box with it. Anyone here do this?
You can make some pretty fun spearphishing devices with these pies. If you look into the wifi pineapple you can pretty much clone it with a pi to create a awesome little pentesting box.
>>55094032
This.
Fun electronic projects only now and then.
>>55091823
>Turn it into a NAS
>>55094075
>poorfag NAS
>>55094225
>ultra small seed box
No, that's a waste of HDD space since it's so abysmally slow. Get a x86 server = decent speeds, or don't do it.
>>55094456
You can get Gigabit networking working on any current Raspberry Pi (A+, B+, Pi 2 model B, Pi 3 model B), and you can increase the throughput to at least 300+ Mbps (up from the standard100 Mbpsconnection via built-in Ethernet).
>>55091766
Whatever you imagination let's you
>>55094484
>built-in Ethernet
Built in USB/Ethernet
kek
get a orangepi
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>>55091766
Build a handheld robot GF !!
>>55094484
>throughput to at least 300+ Mbps
Not to a hdd on the 1 usb port and slow HW.
>up from the standard100 Mbpsconnection
note how in acctual use the speeds will be ~10mpbs hdd-> network.
>>55094041
Any servos you can recommend? The ones on adafruit don't look like they'll provide enough fuck power.
>>55091766
> torrent box
> retropie
> media center
are the only acceptable answers
>>55095096
Dynamixel
>>55093999
>hasnt fixed the insane default overclock.
So it doubles as a tiny stove!
>>55091766
tor node
openvpn
dns
security cam
