Tech shit that is pleasing to look at thread.
>>55081004
My battery life is very pleasing to look at
>I like it
>>55081177
Yeah that's neat
>>55081177
Is it loud? Is it cool?
>>55081004
I like how these always become veiled shitbox threads.
>>55081073
>gaymer branded x86 shit
The fuck outta here. Get some real rice.
>>55081177
holy shit, must sound like having a jet turbine
in your case.
>>55081177
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Give me all the fins, doctor.
Also this
I've got a Giant boner for parallel loops
>>55081468
>>55081401
>power outage
>dl380 g5 is plugged in but off
>power comes back on
>faint [REEEEEEEEE] in the background
>>55081179
>>55081350
why does HP make such pleasant workstations?
>>55081904
this is beautiful
>>55081943
>>55081961
>>55081904
I'm a pleb and will consider suicide as apology for not knowing but could someone tell me what this is?
>>55081978
>>55081999
A cpu with some shit sanded/taken off so you can see the beauty
>>55082000
>>55082016
Oh.
Neat
>>55082016
>>55082037
>>55082053
>>55081999
Internet says it's a Motorola 68LC040
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorola_68040
>>55082071
>>55081242
the color is very peaceful and calming.
>>55082098
>>55082090
tfw my silicon wafer doesn't look this sexy
>>55082109
I kinda miss the transparent plastic aesthetic that was popular like 10-15 years ago.
>>55081073
How often are you going to post this?
>>55082123
>>55082109
>Dat intel rainbow
>>55082144
>>55082159
>>55081073
This is the eight time i see this
>>55082172
>>55082144
Just to think if AMD had managed to get Thuban out much earlier, this would likely have ended up being Core 2 Hex or something like that.
>>55082191
>>55082202
>altec lansing
Fuck yeah, love their speakers. Have a pair at home and they're amazing.
>>55082205
>>55082218
>>55081089
>lying on the internet
>with a tripcode
>>55082230
>>55082248
>>55082231
Excuse me?
Did you say something?
>>55082254
>>55082275
I believe you mate
Hell I ain't even impressed. R8 mine
>>55082276
>>55082254
Oh hey look, its Netburst.
>>55082214
back in 2000 my dad had a set of these and at the time they had the biggest bass I ever herd
>>55082294
I have a lot of dies :^)k:
Why don't they just make really big processors instead of tiny ones?
Think how fast they could be at 12 times the size
>>55082309
>>55082293
>lying on the internet
Why do people do this?
>>55082315
Think of the heat output at 12 times the size
>>55082338
Forgot pic.
>>55082293
You're a fucking faggot.
>>55082315
Because the heat and power consumption of big dies is hard to control, and on top of that big dies are difficult to get any sort of sane yields on, which in turn makes them very expensive.
>>55082332
>>55082315
cpus are starting to get limited by the speed of light so them being larger wouldn't really help,
also heat as the other guy said
>>55082315
Die size is limited by the speed of light.
>>55082368
>>55082315
signal travel time is a big reason we are getting smaller and smaller. you have problems if signals can overlap because the time between them is shorter than the time it takes for a signal to reach the end of the chip
>>55082385
>>55082402
>>55082420
just cable porn left now
Asrock M8 mitx barebones. Got one myself on Craigslst for $200. Have a GTX 680 Lightning and 4690k onboard. Hard to not stare and admire sometimes
>>55082431
>>55082455
jewgle is throwing impossible to solve captchas at me now, fucking kikes
>>55082465
Reset your ip. It helps when that happens to me.
>>55082465
>>55082470
thanks for the tip
>>55082484
>>55082484
Np. Thanks got the images. Good wire management gets my dick hard.
>>55082494
>>55082437
This, I love that barebones kit, its just overall so good looking and tiny. Shame it only comes in black/red though afaik. A blue version would be fantastic.
>>55082514
>>55082533
>>55082542
>>55082554
>>55082589
>>55082607
>>55082618
>>55082631
>>55082661
>>55082676
>>55082701
>>55082715
>>55082729
>>55082737
What's going on here? A opened up custom pc?
>>55082758
>>55082786
>>55082758
D-wave quantum processor
>>55082803
>>55082831
>>55081089
That UI is not though.
>>55082854
>>55081089
I use GPS and play music all day :(
>>55082886
>>55082514
Whats with the cardboard?
>>55082907
That's it folks
>>55082867
Yeah but you can install custom launchers because android.
>>55082889
Me too pal, but I store my music local.
>>55082922
Goddamn anon that was beautiful
i think the only reason im studying cisco and networking to get a job in this shit is for cable management
Peavey equipment makes me so fucking horny
>>55082922
It's sad because whoever is sitting in that chair now is likely to be an xl fatty.
>>55082918
probably for alignment and separation
>tfw no one uses cable lacing anymore
>>55083109
Actually he's Terry A Davis and isn't fat at all. Pretty clever guy, you might want to look him up
>>55083317
That's Terry Davis? Holy shit.
Also, I meant general modern IT folk.
>>55082349
>>55082338
lmfao you really think this is not a real image?
Look at the bottom here in GSAM
Not all of us use toy batteries in our phones.
>>55082041
this gives me an erection
>>55082090
>>55082098
>>55082109
>>55082123
same with this stuff
>>55083575
lol fag gets aroused by electronic shit
>>55082370
kys
>>55083587
i am not gay...
>>55081073
uncle/10
>>55081978
perfect background for glorious 4:3
>>55081501
>putting this much strain on the connector and pci port on the motherboard
they may have been shit but damn they looked nice
>>55082907
>>55082803
>>55082758
>>55082661
>>55083934
>>55081121
where do the optical drives go?
>>55083965
Into the garbage.
>>55083965
In one of the USB ports.
>>55083965
gaymers are too hip for functionality
>>55082127
This. One of the few design trends from 20 years ago that still feels futuristic and wouldn't look out of place today.
>>55083934
>>55081904
If you want your CPU to look cool like this, just clean it with a mix of bleach and mustard gas.
>>55082037
SGI hardware is so sexy
>>55084120
Don't do this, it makes delicious banana cookies
enjoy
>>55081514
> HP workstations
fuuuck that makes my dick diamonds.
>>55081433
it's a little city :3
>>55084134
I keked
>>55083231
fwit, I stitched my GPU cables. looks similar, in a way.
>>55082907
>When your network administrator is autistic
>>55084120
This joke would be funny if mustard gas was something easily acquired by everyone.
>>55084293
24 pin and GPU*, apparently
>>55084310
No, autismo, the joke is I mixed up mustard gas and ammonia because they're part of the same meme.
>>55083539
>being this autistic shot fake battery stats
>>55081514
I wouldn't call the Z800 a pleasant workstation... 820/840, sure. But not the Z800...
>>55082886
It's nice and clean, but zip ties on anything but power = bad.
Velcro.
>>55082013
>not color coding your Ethernet cables
why live?
>>55084467
You better drop your name and tripcode before you embarrass yourself further.
>>55084529
Because it's cheaper at scale to buy one color than 8, especially if you buy in 6" increments.
But again, at that scale, that may just be one type (BE LAN, for example)
>>55081904
they fucked up
>>55084651
top right is a bit more of a fuck up
>>55084651
Could just be a debug pin not used in commercial packages.
>>55081179
ITANIUM NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>55084547
>8500mAh
That's pretty pathetic actually.
>>55084711
Good enough for 20 hours SoT with 40 percent left, lol
>>55084738
lol
>>55082013
They should use Wi-fi instead of all these cables.
BIX always gets me hard when it's done right. When it's fucked up it's really fucked up. But when a good tech puts some pride into it it's absolutley glorious!
>>55084738
It's not even a smartphone anymore when you add an inch thick battery on the back. I easily get 13 hours on my 4100mAh battery and it's only 8.5mm thick total.
Enjoy your reduced portability and functionality.
>being this autistic
Jesus, never knew people as retarded as you actually existed...
>>55084771
You've never been in a data center, have you?
>>55081350
Aren't there cadillac and Hummer themed versions of this too?
Also, why did they even make these themed?
>>55084831
It only makes the phone as thick as my thumb is wide. I put it in the same pocket I would if I didn't have a bigger battery in it.
>>55082431
>>55082455
>>55082465
>>55082514
>>55082589
Using Zip ties on an install is absolutley retarded. Unless you have time to cut and re zip every single one of them when you need a new line in you should just use velcro or twisters. No tools, no trash on the floor, no problems.
Plus they can cut the shit out of you when you're pulling new cabling.
Theis: unless you are a robust mongoloid with no ability to plan ahead, cough up the money and time to do it right the first time.
>>55084738
>SoT
dumb question but what?
>>55084771
im an idiot but even i know the reason why. im going to assume that you're just joking
>>55084886
It's the shorthand for screen on time.
>>55084900
thanks
>>55082000
I enjoy vintage audio stuff as well. I like all the lights and switches.
>>55084855
>Aren't there cadillac and Hummer themed versions of this too?
Yep, for only $800 you can have your own Cadillac-approved C8000: http://www.ebay.com/itm/HP-C8000-XLR-DC-PA8800-Dual-1GHz-4GB-73GB-Workstation-/381259805204
Never seen the hummer ones though.
>Also, why did they even make these themed?
Dunno, but hell, why not? It's not like it would cost GM a ton to clip some badges to the front and spray some metal panels with surplus paint, especially compared to the $50,000-a-seat rates they're already shelling out for Catia licenses.
>>55082189
And you will see it another eight times for sure.
>>55084651
JUST
>>55081153
dear God that makes me moist
>>55085127
back in my day supercomputing meant something
;_;
>>55085143
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>>55084529
>color coding patch panel links
how anal are you?
>>55084256
lol
>>55081371
>cheap trash
>pleasing to look at
>>55082214
>>55082202
>>55082307
posting more cheap trash i dont think it can be called bass since it wont go low enough
>>55081452
>Powering all those on one cable
They probably don't draw enough amps to be a problem, but something still feels unsafe about this.
>>55084293
>>55083231
Cable bdsm?
Tell (or show) me more...
>>55083965
Into the USB 3.1 port.
>>55083987
Edgy
>>55087261
Ayy, at 3 hours I'd be running for a charger on my Nexus 5.
>>55087472
One day, I'll finally die.
>>55085084
FUCK
1/?
>>55082000
Picked up one of these for $15 last week and it works perfectly. I can't stop making stereos because all the old tech still works great and looks awesome.
>>55083998
What functionality comes out of an optical drive in 2016?
>>55081004
This image makes me feel uneasy
2/?
>>55081500
FUCK i have one of those
servers outside of a server room: not even once
3/?
>>55087507
Why would you want to die?
>>55087574
Reminds me of totala for some reason, idk
4/?
based core memory
5/?
6/?
7/?
>>55087611
Imagine trying to fix if any wires got disconnected.
Is that pci?
>>55084831
>b-but muh thinness
Thanks for using a trip you faggot
>>55087611
Out of etchant?
>>55081073
Nvidiot detected
>>55087660
Holy shit you're one autistic cookie.
8/?
>>55083231
I am... not guts but made electronics
>>55082315
why don't they make 3d wafers?
or stack them? or tesseracts?
>>55084875
these all look like the rear of patch panels, i.e. the cables that go from the datacentre to the floor/wall sockets throughout the building. generally if they need to be upgraded you are talking about taking hte whole lot out and redoing
>>55087714
all this... POWAH!!!!!
>>55081073
not sure who you are trying to mock here.
The case is god tier if you had a chance to use one.
Color has nothing to do with it
>>55082974
hope you like talking to indians, 90% of shit is outsourced now
>>55084293
what's the point of making it all purty inside a case?
>>55085166
she's taking the coffee and tea orders
>Mr Cray would you like Tea or Coffee?
>>55087658
no notch, I think it's ISA
>>55083618
>gets proven wrong and gets mad
every time /g/
>>55087714
dedotated WAM? for a WAM disk?
>>55084293
that much and only a 660? talk about a fucking waste
>>55081177
holy shit that blows directly on the mobo, wtf is this
are you kidding me?
yeah , that house fire/jet engine is blowing directly onto the mobo
>>55087999
uh actually its a pull-through, the airflow starts on the motherboard side, goes through the heatsink, and is exhausted through the fans out the top.
>>55087783
spherical/icosahedral cpu architecture please
>>55087632
>>55087651
The fuck is this?
>>55086809
>filename
mission successful
>>55084134
sent :^)
>>55091046
>using the smiley with a carat nose
>>55086822
it's two, actually.
>>55086627
>Hornloaded
>Trash
>>55081073
Damn.
Those subtle lines, that faint hint of sophistication but without a shred of pretentiousness. Pure perfection right down to the last detail.
Surely any man lucky enough to own this case is a master of all things aesthetic.
We should all be so fortunate.
>>55082259
remember when enterprise machines used to take risks and make actual changes instead of just refreshing chipsets and keeping the same shit design for years?
>>55082368
I save that image every time I see it
>that leather(?) wrapped cable
unf
>>55081089
u just made it more phallic u fag
>>55092265
qt
>>55087563
>vintage audio equipment
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_N1n4j-yGg
Shit's giving me a boner everytime, 50$ well spent.
