>that guy who bought a Quadro for gaming
>>55077617
>that guy who bought bussiness laptop for shitposting
>That guy who bought AMD for performance
>>55078093
>that guy who bought amd
>that guy who bought a rMBP for facebook
>>55078227
radeon 9800 for life
>>55078227
>that guy who thinks he's funny
>that guy who puts stickers on his laptop
>>55077659
guilty
no regrets
>>55077617
Hit him in the head with this.
>>55078227
that guy who lives in india and gets paid to promote nvidia
>>55078227
>that guy who does it for free
>>55079135
That guy who has never been to India but hates it because of an article he was linked to on a taiwanese ramen price comparison website
>>55077617
but the quadro is for rendering you fag
>>55079609
That is the joke
>>55079609
no fucking shit
>>55079609
Quadros are just enterprise video cards. They have some extra features that are helpful with CAD, science, and video editing software, among others. They can play games just fine.
>>55079609
CUDA and flops on a quadro isn't designed for your gaymen you faggot.
It's designed for real people with real jobs who do real work like CAD and REVIT while they eat PIZZA.
>>55079692
fuck off chad.
Has anyone actually done this ever.
>that guy who buys two Xeon E3s
>that guy who buys an i7 for Minecraft
>>55079692
>REVIT
when this fucking meme will end?
>that guy who bought a gaymen PC for hackintosh
>>55077617
>Add some extra pipelines for CSG and shit to a chip
>It's suddenly no longer appropriate for games
>>55079679
true but the performance on them is staggeringly bad compared to high-end gaming cards except for the titan-series.
I had an argument with an old coworker who told me titan's were computing cards and nothing more and I said then why are they marketed towards people who play video games.
>>55080208
>
I had an argument with an old coworker who told me titan's were computing cards and nothing more and I said then why are they marketed towards people who play video games.
Wow Anon-kun, you are so smart and knowledgable! Tell me more about people who are wrong -.*
>that guy who buys parts because "they look good"
>>55078874
That's one hella fine case, it would go nicely with my dual 980 ti setup, that way people who come over know i have disposable income right away.
>>55080785
I carry round my new 1070 in my briefcase for this exact reason.
>>55079467
>that guy who went to india and found out that street defecation wasn't just a meme
>>55077617
I played MGS V silky smooth 1200p from start to finish with a Quadro 2000 on an old workstation.
>>55078276
does it count if the sticker is there to cover an LED logo
>>55080484
>can't even memearrow properly
>every one else is the retard, though
I'm already tired of summer.
>>55081399
Yeah, but I don't see what watching movies have to do with workstation graphics cards....
>>55078093
feels good nigga
>>55081482
I said mgs V not mgs 4 which is ps3 only btw.
>>55079892
Good, good! 8/10
>>55081356
>that guy who doesn't go back to /pol/
>that guy who SLI for gaming
>that guy who fell for the 16gb of ram meme
>>55080208
>true but the performance on them is staggeringly bad compared to high-end gaming cards
Not really. It's just a little worse when you compare the Quadro to the Geforce equivalent.
>>55080009
>that guy who buys an i7 instead of an i7-E
>>55082050
>that guy who didn't fall for the 128gb of ram meme
>>55080045
http://www.autodesk.com/products/revit-family/overview
>>55081410
It counts unless it's tape
>that guy that pushed vCore at 1.7v for dorfs
>>55077617
>That guy who doesn't stick BANANAS up his dad's ASS.
>that guy who runs his modern CPU at 1.5v.
>>55087914
Fuck forgot the picture.
>>55087925
>That guy who forgets him image on an IMAGEboard.
gg
>Dat boi who don't know /g/
>that guy who thinks the aspect ratio is what makes 16:10 resolutions often better
>that windows admin who thinks adding a dictionary word to the end of a password makes all the preceding characters instantly crackable
>That kind anon that outed all the /v/edditors in a single thread
>that guy who doesn't actually do anything that necessitates owning a PC
>that guy who spends thousands on video games and video game accessories but has never left his home continent or even country
>that guy who is heterosexual but still participates on /g/
>>55088067
O shit
>>55088221
>That guy who forgets to say "no homo" after gay sex
>>55078227
>>55079135
>>55079467
>>55081356
>>55081800
Kek'd hard, thank you /g/.
>>55079679
No, memory performance suffers because games don't use double precision and ECC.
>that guy who shills nvidia for free
>that guy who doesn't have this pc case
>>55080009
>tfw I upgraded from an i5 to an i7 and the first performance boost I noticed was minecraft
>>55088810
Hey, that's my garage!
>>55088810
If I had a computer this big, what could I do with it?
>>55088885
Jump off the top and kys
>>55088885
I think you'd want several independent computers in there. Each of them could be logically partitioned and rented to neets.
>>55088885
>>55088986
Nah, I’m not asking how to make money off of it.
If I could fill every floor just full with computers, what cool things could I do with all that computational power?
>>55088946
That would actually be dope
>>55089014
Those photos don't really show anything. The credits roll for the last Ubisoft game I finished was 20 minutes.
>>55089031
How many minorities and women were in the credits?
>>55089014
Everything you can do with your current computer, but faster? Would it be PC hardware or IBM mainframes?
>>55089047
idk, but programming is only a tiny part of what goes into making a AAA game. There's always way more artists, and all kinds of other stuff. Why do people go into visual arts when working with the nasty gooey mazes of modeling software can be as difficult as programming while paying less?
>>55088885
>>55089051
Not sure, but whatever needed to get something like Earth Simulator to work
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Simulator
>>55089073
I’d take a job in modeling software over pure coding any day
>>55081825
Underrated post.
Seriously, why do idiots think dual GPU is a good idea when microstutter exists?
Half of the reason GPUs are designed the way they are is to avoid this exact problem.
>>55089131
>They guy who takes shitposting threads seriously
>>55089131
Most do it for wank factor, not FPS.
>that guy who buys a SUV and only ever drives it on paved roads to and from his apartment's garage
>That guy who spends over $3000 on a computer
>He buys Skylake instead of Haswell-E
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>That guy who spends over $3000 on a computer
>He buys Skylake
>He also spends $1000 on custom watercooling
>Custom watercooling on a Skylake computer
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>55089507
Is he also this guy?
>>55088215
>>55077617
My dad invited me over to check out his new computer.
Turns out he spent a grand on a case, wasted processor, ssd, 16GB ram and 2 touchscreen monitors.
Needed me to press the calibration option for the second monitor and uses this purely for playing mp3 files from a small collection he has.
If I didn't calibrate his monitor he would have thrown those 2 out and bought another brand like any issue with computers he has.
He buys a lot of apple products, complains about them and buys more.
I don't know when he lost his computer skills and this started happening.
>>55089657
Past a certain point, the ability to play play mp3s becomes magic.
Maybe he doesn't understand that you don't have to pay that much .
25 years ago you'd pay 2000 burger bux to have something that loaded lotus123
>that guy who fell for the linux meme
>>55091536
It's a pretty good emacs launcher.
>>55091536
It's a pretty good kernel. Works great with the GNU operation system.
>>55077659
Thinkpads are literally the cheapest reliable portable shitpost machines
>that guy who doesn't eat fruit
>>55091599
Not compatible with careers or losing virginity though.
Guys like that mine ether on http://goldminer.io
>>55085703
man you come from the future ..
>>55091612
How long does the battery last?
>>55077659
guilty
fite me bro I swear on me mum
>>55092060
Bought a second hand t430s for around £210.
Battery lasts 4hours.
Less on loonix.
This thing is great. I can't believe I spent so much money on shit laptops as a teenager.
Fucking media and gaming laptops are shit mang.
>>55092101
>Battery lasts 4hours
And my Macbook airs last over 12 hours.
Actually for what I paid $650, thats not bad at all.
>that guy who bought refurbished
>>55092678
Nice one for the battery life.
Sorry about the rest of it.
>Non removable battery
>No cat5
>Soldered ram
>No optical drive (although I actually swapped this out for a bay battery desu)
>Being gay
>>55078254
Was ATI at the time tho
>>55091820
You can get 128GB ram with LGA 2011v3 or better motherboards.
>>55091698
>linux
>not compatible with careers
>>55094397
AMD Radeon, ATi Radeon, same thing.
>>55095526
nah
>That guy who games on a Intel Atom laptop.
>>55080763
If I'm paying $300 for something I may as well pay the extra $20 to get the best looking version.
>>55091612
>Chinese shit
>reliable
>>55092060
t440s with extended battery here, and another hot-swappable in bag.
That 20h portable battery life.
>that guy who bought 16 gigs of ram
>>55097094
Everyone has 16gb ram now. 2x8 costs as much as 2x4gb.
The meme is 64gb now.
>>55077659
There are no better alternatives
>>55097153
>only oldfags will remember the 16gb meme soon
>>55080763
>>55097153
>He only has 16gb ram
Alright, shitpost thread so Imma let you in a secret.
National electronics retailers include their giftcard PINs on the fucking barcode.
People sell such gift cards on ebay and I use them up.
>tfw I got a fucking Gaming laptop I don't need
>A GTX 1080 founder's I don't need
>A Moto 360 I didn't need
>An 480gb SSD I did want
If you figure it out, you can jew it up too
>>55097695
Does this really work?
>that guy who buys
How bad is a workstation card for gaming? I was thinking about getting a FirePro because single slot Radeons aren't quite the commonplace
>>55088777
How did that make it through review?
>>55093090
My refurbished vacuum cleaner, blender, and laptops are working great.
>That guy who's never had sex
>that guy who buys a GPU to play browser MMOs
>that anonymous stranger you assume to be male because that's your "default person"
>that unskilled laborer who spends thousands on facebook games and shamelessly talks about it at work
>that guy that bought nothing because he's too poor
>that guy that put 2500$ on amd shares in january when it was at it's lowest
>>55095509
If you work in computers you should probably just kys tbhonest
>>55077617
The fuck you talking about? The quadro 1700 is clearly supurior to the gtx1080.
>>55098653
Well it 1700 is higher than 1080 you fucking dumbass, so obviously it's better
>>55077617
>That feeling when you prove someone who presses Apple superiority over Android wrong and he blocks you.
>>55098747
Arguments are not for "winning", you dingdong.
>>55098927
*Tips*
No, but seriously.
IOS fags are so obnoxious at times you need to stop them. If they'd be just tweeting it out, it'd be fine and dandy, you ignore. But when they directly approach you and shove their enclosed ecosystem up your ass and down your throat, it's awful.
>"Oh hey, Anon! Guess what! My golden paperweight with an apple on it has arrived today!"
Gee, nice. Can you use it for something?
>"It has an apple on it!"
>"My notebook is a couple inches thick!"
"Gee, nice, what's the temperature and clock of the CPU?"
>"It's really thin."
I have stopped going to Skype and other social media because of the normalfags, 4chan is my source for information and social interaction, because whenever I'd see shit like mentioned above, I'd lose my smile.
Which is really sad.
[spoiler] I'm aware that it's autistic as shit. [/spoiler]
>>55099073
>"My notebook is a couple inches thick!"
...What year is it?
>>55097794
They're the same shit with slightly different drivers.
>>55099073
CPU is a pretty low priority for most laptop use cases, winshitter.
>>55099073
>4chan is my source for information and social interaction
:-(
