why are these meme databases so popular?
does anyone have the benchmark where the difference is like .2 frames
>>54991212
using some meme db in your project makes it harder to replace you because no ones fucking heard of them
Are all the SQL databases just grouped under MySQL? Or does no one actually use PostgreSQL? Seems like the best choice at this point.
MySQL isn't meme tier. Either way
>2016
>not using PostgreSQL
ISHYGDDT
>>>/wdg/
>>54992297
stop trying to funnel everything into generals you fucking redditor
>>54991212
>people actually using MySQL
What the actual fuck.
>>54992407
MySQL is like Babby's first RDBMS. Most people are only using MySQL because they are working on projects that were started with MySQL and just never changed.
>>54992407
>Why have people not migrated their old software to my new flavor of the year database
>>54992447
>using a feature-lacking shitware database by Oracle(tm)
>ever
>>54991306
This.
If you're a proprietary cuck, Oracle 12c is okay as well.
Because there are a lot more hipster noobs than actual engineers working in this field
Also topkek.
https://www.shodan.io/search?query=mongodb
>>54991306
MySQL is a meme though since Postgres exists
It's the M in LAMP, which is another meme
>>54992345
I don't browse reddit you retard
>not using Oracle
Redis is not bad though. We use it for ephemeral data, not as a replacement for Postgres.
Why is Postgres so comfy bros ;_;
Friendly reminder mongo is a joke of a DBMS https://engineering.meteor.com/mongodb-queries-dont-always-return-all-matching-documents-654b6594a827#.9blqp5k20
>>54991261
This?
>>54991212
Op, quit thinking you can apply meme to everything you stupid little meme faggot.
Does you mom just look at you when you tell her the dinner she cooked for you is a meme dinner?
All you little faggots need to die..seriously
>>54993965
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>not using based sqlite
>>54995939
>sqlite
>as a networked DB
top fucking lmao dude
