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Why doesn't AMD have waifus?
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Why doesn't AMD have waifus?
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>>54971198
>no driver
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>lesbians
and AMD has that one snaggletooth waifu
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>>54971198
uh?
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But they do
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>>54971679
>3dpd
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>>54971198
>>54971733
NVIDIAKEKS ON SUICIDEWATCH
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>>54971679
>>54971733
is nvidia even trying?
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>>54971198
it looks like a trap.
was it on purpose?
you know, considering their target audience.
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>>54971679
Man, they totally fucking ruined Ruby with that redesign.
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>literally me with makeup, tits, fancy ears, and wings
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>>54971759
>>54971751

They aren't.
AMD jp twitter has cute anime girls while Nvidia's jp twitter has dudebro gaymer shit.
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>>54971790
i like the modern version way more, looks a lot like scarlett johansson
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>>54971849
>looks a lot like scarlett johansson

Maybe after several botched plastic surgeries.
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>>54971849
>pajeet in the background trying to learn how to poo
Subtle.
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>>54971877
what?

>>54971891
kek
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Amada is cute
CUTE
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>3dpd
>waifu
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Why don't any of them put the fucking waifus on the cards anymore? Look at this gay ass shit.

Founder's Edition was a shit meme. Bring me a card with either of these angels on it. >>54971679 >>54971733 and I'll pre order it for $100 extra.
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>>54972435
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>>54971198
I had a black version of this and I wore it to high school one day. Fucking kill me.
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>>54972458
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>>54972471
post pics
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>>54972471
Well god damn son. My liver hurts from reading that.

Still, old Ruby was fucking hot. So was the Nvidia pixie girl. Fuck.
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>>54972520
I had to get an ebay photo because I think I threw it out when I moved. Wanted to get rid of the memories. That ebay picture is exactly that but the shirt color is black.
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HOLY SHIT RX480 8GB MSRP CONFIRMED FOR 8000 USD. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
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>>54972003
Literally no resemblence whatsoever.
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>>54972686
Are you visually impaired?
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>>54972686
>nose completely different
>cheekbones completely different
>lips bottom similar, upper different
>chin completely different

The only things very similar are the eye sockets.
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>>54972686
>>54973273

meant to reply to >>54972846
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>>54972442
ey bebe
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>>54973499
Make video cards great again.

If I don't develop an unhealthy emotional attachment to your card you're not doing it right.
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I still like dominatrix ruby the most
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>>54971803
...I want this plastered on my video card.

how come japan gets waifus?
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>>54973529
>AMD puts sexy girls on their cards again
>feminists collectively lose their shit
>sales skyrocket
>didn't even have to market it because of stupid feminists
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>>54973499
y-you t-too
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>>54971198
because its haram
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>>54972552

Wasn't the pixie from one of the third party manufacturers originally?
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Anyone remember the frog? Palit iirc.
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>>54975894
Wasn't it from an early version of 3DMark?
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>>54976000

I remember one particular brand slapping her on their nvidia cards way back in 2004-5, just can't remember which one.
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>>54971198
ugly lesbian shit

>>54971679
shitty 3d shit

>>54971733
true master race
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>>54972003
Only superficially similar, the face is completely different.
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>>54976053

Ok, did some digging, I think it was Gainward with the fx series, but don't quote me on it.

>Tfw fx5900 ultra was the tits, but had to settle with a 5200
>Mfw I could finally play gta3
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>>54971891

Crying, thanks Anon
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>>54976086
Are you brain damaged?
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>>54976257
No he's right. You just have awful taste.
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>>54976205

Quite a few OEMs put Dawn on their branding, because she was nVidia's poster girl for the FX series of cards, they called it "The Dawn of Cinematic Computing".

They were the first programmable generation of GPUs, so they could generate the amazing shaders featured in the Dawn demo, but they got a bad rap because they were slow at doing fixed function stuff of the previous generation, and they couldn't compete once Shader Model 2 became more popular.
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>>54975953
>frog

gotcha buddy
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>>54971790

>without hairworks
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>>54976295
Yep. That's brain damage.
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>>54976315
I miss these. Modern GPU boxes are so boring
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RX-480 Amada editionâ„¢
Pre-Order at $299
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>>54977321
someone needs to send it to AMD
the weeaboo market has untapped potential
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>>54976257
You're a normie nigger. The difference is clear.
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>>54977321
They fucking better
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>>54977321
Fury 2 includes a high quality Amada fig
day 1 buy
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>>54977321
If only
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>>54976660
My fucking dick.
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>>54976660
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>>54977907
this thread needs more ruby pics
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebiTDQ9CGek
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>>54979906

Which reminds, I never saw actual Ruby R34 even once.

brb
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>>54979973
Me neither, please contribute
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>>54980200

Well then, I didn't expect this, paheal has nothing.

About to venture into dA, wish me luck.
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>>54980319
I was already on da, there's nothing
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>>54971198
>got a geforce 7500 because Dawn nude patch
And so began an era where I started thinking with my dick
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>>54980482
I can actually hear the Nvidia marketing team cheering right now.
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>>54980519
then 3 years later I got my first 3dpd gf.
This might be a coincidence but in 2009 I switched to AMD with the 5500 and never bought nvidia since.
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>>54980482

>Dawn nude patch
>Googled, it's a thing

In retrospect, why wouldn't it be?
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>>54980606
the pubes and nipples were always there. They were always there, anon the patch just removes the leaves.
They knew what they were doing.
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>>54979964
why is the quality so horrible
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Didn't sapphire have waifus printed on the card themselves?
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>>54980778
accurate simulation of ATI radeon cards
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Too busy spending the money we saved on our CPUs on our girlfriends.
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>>54976205
>>54976302
Bull, programmable pixel and vertex shaders were introduced in DX8, supported by the Radeon 8500 and GeForce3 Ti500 in 2001
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did amd have any good demos?
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>>54971198
Waifu is not shorthand for "attractive female character" or "attractive female character I jerked off to this one time."

Pic related is a man who has a waifu.
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>>54981564
wow, it's rare to see someone put all their points in the autism skill tree
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>>54981564
>tfw I still haven't found my waifu
I closed my heart to 3DPD and still nothing.
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>>54981639
>he thinks it's a dumpstat
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>>54981639
>>54981727
I want you to go back to /v/.

Not because I don't like your threads.

I just don't understand your memes.
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>>54981560
I want to see a behind the scenes video recording of the artist at NVIDIA who was working on that model

I want to see him zoom in on her naughty bits and painstakingly paint in the texture
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>>54981774
>he thinks dumpstat is a /v/ meme
>he thinks dumpstat is a """"meme"""""
Shit is literally older than the internet.
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>>54981827
Man I don't do /tg/ shit either.

Lots of memes are older than the internet by the way.
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>>54971198

>waifus

>>>/b/ >>>/a/
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>>54971198
why does she have that brown/white skin problem? pandering to BRs?
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>>54971198
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>>54981564
>Pic related is a man who has a waifu.
Homura is a girl, anon.
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>>54981883
Nah they just had to render it on a GTX card and didn't have a lot of time to waste so it came out really bad.
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>>54971790
came to post this
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>>54971198
What is this? If nvidia has lesbian fairy girls I might swap.
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>>54982323
the way it's meant to be played
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>>54981880
Wrong place to redirect in my own opinion
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>>54981883
Shadows?
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>>54981883
>what are shadows
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>>54971733
>HOUSEFIRE, PORK SHOULDERS AND WOODSCREWS PLEBIAN FILTH ON SUICIDE WATCH, but not really, they are left with shotguns, rope, and massive amounts of RDX

>AMD 2D MASTERRACE CONFIRMS HALF LIFE 3

damn it feels good to be an AMD gangsta
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>>54982323
the way it's meant to be played
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>>54977619
WELL, THERE GOES MY AUTISMBUX TRIP TO JAPAN FUND.

they seriously are fucking up, if they dont market this to the weebs here in the states.

shitthey could sell entire waifu rigs for ridiculous amounts and not be able to keep up with demand. they would be the weeb version of imacs.

>>54982385
he left himself open for that, and you threw it at him like a fucking brick. well done bro.
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>>54982786
I'm sure a girl wouldn't engage in that kind of obsessive behavior.
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>>54982323
thanks ms skeltal
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>>54982855
;^}
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Those boxes = pure horse shit.

Oh god, I miss 1999. No waifus, no SJW, no tacky marketing. Only Voodoos and edgy merchandising/commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooLO2xeyJZA
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>>54971198
How can AMD-boys even compete?
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>>54984042
Sapphire boxes still follow the "put shitty 1990s cgi robots" model
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I would make box art where a bunch of people in red or green shirts are laying dead on the floor, blood everywhere, and a guy wearing a green or red shirt is standing over them with a gun in his hand.

"Level up and get the power with <insert graphics card here>."
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>>54984358
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>Rade-on!
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>>54984421
So how is your junior high life going?
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>>54984529
How is your sense of humor going? Oh wait, you don't have one.
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MAN WHO THE FUCK HAS THAT PIC OF THE AMD HUSBANDO I NEED IT
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NVidia is the Internet Explorer of video cards.

AMD has always stuck to standards. Unfortunately, NVidia cheats, by paying developers to develop games targeted at their hardware, which is not 100% standards compliant. This makes AMD cards not always perform as well visually, and then of course people blame the brand and not the rats who are biasing the market with bullshit branding deals to every dirty game dev who will take the handout.

This is what happened to web browsers. Since IE had all the marketshare due to shipping with Windows, but wasn't standards compliant, people made their sites work for it but not other browsers like Firefox or Opera. When Firefox gained popularity, Opera remained the only browser 100% standards compliant. Opera suffered as a result, because people blamed them rather than shitty developers.

NVidia is cancer to video games. Stop buying them, before they knowingly sell you another video card or laptop that will overheat and brick again, like they've already been sued for more than once.
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>>54984393
>cgi robots
Who's talking about robots?
Fucking millennials...
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>>54982323
Low test trash
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>>54984626
>Since IE had all the marketshare due to shipping with Windows, but wasn't standards compliant
M8, if it has ALL of the marketshare, it IS THE STANDARD.
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>>54971198

> she has short hair because it is easier to render
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>>54984626
If AMD knew what they were doing theyd have money to pull nVidia style tricks too.
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>>54971679
Good god man, that's almost as bad as nu-Cortana.
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>>54985218
I hate everything new, not because it's different, but because it's shit.
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>>54984626
The only reason why AMD complains about "muh fairness" is because they're losing.

If they were smart enough to actually compete, they would. All they want to do is justify you purchasing their inferior products for the sake of helping "the good guys"
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>>54985291
You sound like my grandpa, man.
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>>54982323
xD
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>>54985218
How did they manage to make her look worse? as time went on?
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>>54986024
she got older.
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Well /g/?
https://www.strawpoll.me/10436086
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>>54986080
She's not a real person though
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>>54986097
I still want to cum her non-existent vagina.
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>>54976257
You've done it now. Can't insult their 2D animeme waifu.
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>>54981795
>implying the pervert wasn't fapping with one hand and modeling with the other
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>>54986085
>No option for Amada Kokoro
Into the trash it goes
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>>54986242
>weeb shit
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>>54984529
school out for the summer, and my mom said i can stay up as late as i want.

>>54986024
HALO:CE CORTANA, BEST CORTANA.
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>>54986265
better than your ugly 3dpd
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>>54986330
Why does this anime bitch have an ice-pick? Do AMD cards run that cold?
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>>54987846
to kill Nvidiaroaches
https://youtu.be/fBE9PFxMAJE
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