Hey /g/. I'm wondering what would be a perfect laptop for someone who has really greasy skin? I can't really wash myself (other than using wipes) due to essentially having an allergy to water, so I'm often quite slick.
gross
>>54838757
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Just cover the keyboard with a plastic film, or get some gloves
the fk bruh? Just go to TLC, you can make a new hit tv show about your rare disorder. Make /g/rease great again
>>54838785
>/g/reasers
Is this the start of a new meme?
>>54838743
>having an allergy to water
>i'm allergic to 90% of my physical composition
>>54839003
what show is this it's from?
>>54839015
boku no rabbit
>>54839060
ok I've been meaning to watch that it seems super cute
UUHHH, it's a DSP :|
Gloves.
Washable keyboard covers
Some Saran wrap
>>54838743
How are you even alive?
If you actually have aquagenic urticaria, which you probably don't, you should probably go to a doctor, because it's so insanely rare that they're going to love running tests on you.
Just take a shower you filthy fuck.
>>54840370
but if he showers he dies. Why would he do that?
>>54840408
Nah, his skin would just get fucked up if he has this extremely rare conditions.
I have actually met people that have used this fucking excuse on me, just horrifyingly smelly people that say they have "water allergies" because they're too lazy to shower.
One of these filthy fucks came into my room and I had to air it out for a fucking week before I could step back inside.
I'll assume OP is no different.
>>54840456
this is why you should stop using grindr, anon
>>54840498
but greasy guys dont need to lube up
>>54840864
>tfw no greasy bf
>>54838743
What the fuck? What do you even drink? Shouldn't you just look like a dehydrated, /g/reasy ballsack by now?
