we give you THE ASUS ZEMBOO!!
$599 WOW
Giant Leap for Computing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_wO4vmG86w
At least he can speak english, though the random screaming was a little strange.
For reall though this is a piece of shit. There are far better voice engines and they chose the one that sounds like a bored autistic retarded child. The body is pretty fucking stupid as well.
I'd rather take out a loan and buy a $10,000 Nao robot.
uguu~
>>54825173
>Giant Leap for Computing
>probably uses an angry birds processor
lmao
And what are people supposed to be doing with it?
>>54825377
It is a sweet little companion at your disposal.
Is there R34 yet?
>>54825374
That shit look ugly as fuck desu. Literally looks like a broken dyson vaccum cleaner missing most parts with a clued on plastic head.
>it is reary small computar
>looks very naice
>also lot like movie pixar figure
>>54825414
Id rather have that robot vacuum cleaner at my disposal. Roomba or whatever the name was.
>>54825414
>can't even give you a succ
>companion
k
>buy robot
>it doesn't understand my orders fetch me my beloved hotpockets
>the botnet wants me to starve
>>54825173
Can we please ban the Koreans from using Computers, everything they build is fucking tasteless.
>>54825173
>dat ZEMBO!!!! scream
>>54825444
lolno
>>54825451
this
>tfw the matrix is becoming more and more of a reality
>>54825471
Needs to lay off the coke desu.
>>54825486
>foxcon releases 50k employees
Damn right
>>54825471
That shit caught me off guard lmao.
WOWW
>>54825377
He is definitely a great household helper
>>54825414
I want a robot "personal assistant" that I can use as an onahole and it will make me waffles in the morning. Zenbo is perfect.
Is that you, WALL-E?
>the companion humans have dreamed about
>pulls this shit out of the dyson scrap bin
I am mad as fuck right now. Please no, just seriously, why.
>>54825419
The only question that matters
My nigga wall-e got abducted by chinks. Looks like chinese trash now. RIP in peace.
>tfw your robotic companion is hacked and kills you at night
>>54825552
it's their child, WALL-Eve
>>54825173
>pic related
FIVE NINETY NINE
WOW
A BIG STEP FOR ASUS AND ONE GIANT LEAP FOR COMPUTING
HEY ZEMBO COME HERE
>>54825613
>the face of a murderer
so other than being annoying, what purpose is this bot for? can it vacuum? like what benefit would i get by buying one? it really seems like an upgrade Furby with wheels.
But what data does it send into the asus "cloud"?
Replace it with a cute animu grill and we have a deal
>>54825646
helps enjoy a connected digital life and safeguard health and well-being
also a fun and educational playmate for kids!
>>54825537
that POS cant do shit...looks like waste of money
>Furby in a wheelchair
Call me when they attach vacuum cleaner on this shit and a gun
>>54825622
Looks like their kid has some sort of disorder. This is why cross-device mating is wrong and unethical.
>it will see that you're fapping to illegal shit
>calls police automatically
>>54825626
They could've at least made the screen bigger.
I wouldn't mind being followed around by pic related.
>>54825649
All the data.
>>54825668
so an upgraded furby with wheels?
Intel already showed off a prototype of this thing. Has their real sense 3D something something camera built into it.
I guess it could be handy for detecting when old people die or something.
>>54825711
You should work at asus m8, you can up with possibly something they have been working on for months.
>>54825705
imagine the number of adapters needed to mate those two
http://zenbo.asus.com/developer/#showform=1
Make your waifu app now. kek
>>54825173
Why the FUCK do Android's on-screen buttons show up for a moment when he asks it to take a photo?
>>54825173
But can I fuck it?
>>54825173
Neat but the pepper robot is more impressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqlyxg1-gE0
>>54825784
Kek, I just noticed. It's just an android app I guess.
>>54825787
Just buy the onahole extension
>>54825784
Of course this moving piece of trash is just a modified Android
>/g/ builds a robot
burst out laughing
>>54825874
this
>>54825791
dat ass thou
I GIVE YOU
THE ZEMBO
>>54825173
How far did the /g/ waifu bot project come, as It would seem like this would be a great device to put it on. Bonus points for anyone who manages to port TempleOS to this and writes a Terry Davis AI in HolyC that will scream at you about how you're a CIA nigger.
>>54825887
I
GIVE
YOU
ZEMBO!!!!!!!!
>>54825649
All the data pertaining your emotional issues and needs to develop a more effective advertising.
>>54825885
i'd tap that
with a 3" endmill and epoxy an onahole in dere
