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At exactly 9:05AM an OP made a thread on /b/ .This wasn't the usual type of thread you would see in that shit hole, like traps, r34, and rekt. This thread is completely different.

I have a miniscule intelligence, and I have no words to describe said thread. I'm only here so we may all find a solution. I will post screenshots.
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What is this /g/.
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Please help.
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>>54802089
>>54802071
It's idiocy.

>>>/b/
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This thread has already been put on /X/
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>>54802120
Can you at least elaborate. Do you know what this thing is?
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>>54802164
>elaborate on how it's stupidity

I assume that since you're obviously stupid too you probably restarted your computer. Seeing as you're here it's pretty fucking obvious that guy is off his meds.

A thread died so that you could bother us with your idiocy, I hope you're happy.
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Anybody?...
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>>54802227
It's some guy trolling. Go sleep.
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>>54802255
Then what is the program he is talking about? KALI?
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>>54802089
It says in the screenshot, schizophrenia.
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>>54802089
>What is this /g/.
Schizophrenia
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Yeah, confine this shit to /b/
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>>54802136
That font says enough about this thread.
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>>54802071
>>54802089
>>54802118
Please fuck off.
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>>54802071
KALI Linux, like Gentoo is an intelligence gathering OS for infiltrating top security barriers. It is rumored to be used by Chinese government to phish sensitive data of other countries. A lite version is available for public download but the actual version is available to a select few. It is rumored that Chinese had an accident when they tried to automate the os using its 213 PETAFLOP neural network supercomputer which accidentally gave birth to the first ever true AI. Although they destroyed it and covered up the entire operation, the AI managed to escape and started building a botnet (collection of a large number of computer worldwide) to suffice its computation power requirements. It is also rumored that Google servers have been infected to spread the bonnet.

The solution is either dump your current CPU in the bin, or reformat your PC and install Gentoo. Due to incompatible bytecode, the botnet won't be able to install and you will be safe for now.

May the father of understanding guide you.
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>>54802970
Any sources?
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>>54802970
You are right.
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>>54802970

You understand, that if anything like this were trying to run a botnet, it would be horribly inefficient, right?

Those actions are irrational. Non-viable. Erroneous. It would be the greatest mess ever known to anyone who has ever connected two dots together on a piece of paper.

Try a fucking scribble that goes off the page, up the wall, and into the fucking sky.

It would be tantamount to someone severing all of your neural connections, and asking you to form new ones on the fly. Sure, you knew what you were doing prior to being a seemingly complete, healthy human thing.

After the fact, you may as well be dead. You're not going anywhere. You're not doing anything. Brain? Brain dead.

Stop. I don't even frequent /g/, and I feel like the last thing they need is this. Back to /b/, or /x/, if you're going to keep this up.
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Is this /x/ and /b/ now? Please for the love of god, /g/ is cancer enough as it is. Please don't bring this shit here.
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>>54802970
>or reformat your PC and install Gentoo
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