tech cringe thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukCl9QuYI54
>applel in charge of laptops
>>54783166
does anyone have that video MSI used to have on their youtube channel of them 'demonstrating' proper techniques for applying thermal paste?
they did shit like applying an entire tube and smearing it everywhere.
>>54783240
oh my god... make him stop please
>>54783240
i'm triggered.
Not because of the thermal paste method. but this pic is clearly from a motherboard replacement tutorial.
>spending $500 for a laptop motherboard replacement
>not posting msi thermal paste application tutorial
>>54783259
nvm i found one of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSCVahyh3Dk
>>54783467
more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE5MpxToTtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWF3Z5rubuI
>>54783489
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE5MpxToTtA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWF3Z5rubuI
>implying not 90% of /g/ drops A FUCKTON of paste on their CPUs
Most probably don't even know why you're cringing
>>54784210
Pea method is only good method for cpu. Everything else is a waste of time and paste.
>>54783166
That's stupid, some shitty after market paste and even smearing it... how idiotic.
>>54783345
>In this moment, I am triggered. Not because of any phony thermal paste method. But because, I am seeing clearly this is a motherboard replacement tutorial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loxmPuBOiPM
>>54784473
>Editor-in-Chief
kekekekekekekekekek
Honestly feel l I've the msi dude is gonna smash some eggs on the mobo any moment
>>54784694
I haven't watched it, but by the thumbnail I'd say its iJustine when Jobs died?
>>54784833
Yes.
>>54784983
Damn I'm good
>>54783166
Did you miss the part where the paste came in a jar?
>>54784210
Are you projecting or something?
>>54784694
The attitude of the friend is pretty funny.
>Yeah, I'm so... "sad"... For you.
>Yeah... He's changed the world... Uhh, for the better, yeah totally >_> . . . <_<
>>54783166
He makes 2 videos showing how to DIY that shit, then doesn't show it running with the new cooler. What's the point ? Was he afraid that the temps weren't what he could expect ?
>>54785070
There's a part 3 and Part 4, basically the card is mostly held back by it's power delivery and voltage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-3fi1ovAP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr2MqPcAtnk
>>54783166
>>54785226
lol wut
>>54783166
What actually triggers me most about this guy is that he keeps cutting the video. It's almost as if it's stuttering just so he can save that whole half a second every 3 seconds.
>>54785226
This hurts me physically
>>54785234
Early PS1's had quite good lazers and decoders
>>54784694
5 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HADz7BMJ1aY
>>54785252
>good lazers
The lasers were garbage on the early ones. Just look at the failure rate.
>lol, just turn the ps1 on it's side or put it upside down lel.
Fuck that shit...
Decoders were actually good for 90s standards. Today it's just a meme to use a SCPH-1002 as a CD-Player.
>>54783166
The editing makes me cringe more than anything else desu
>>54785294
Shut up, you're gonna ruin my business selling old PS1's to audiofags. Idiot.
>>54783166
He had to spread it somehow.
Finger smearing isn't that bad a method.
>>54786723
The huge amount of thermal compound.
https://youtu.be/V48KJEP1-sE
>>54786263
>He had to spread it somehow.
No he hadn't to. The heatsink would've done it through the sheer magic of physics!
>>54787307
Holy shit, there's no way this is real. Who would be stupid enough to do this?
>>54787307
You fucking fuck. Just seeing it makes so fucking angry. You better delete this now.
>>54785252
Lazers doesnt really matter for audio stuff... if it can read the bits, then all that matters is skipping/dust/ how long it lasts.
What was good about some early models of the PS1 was they had really good dacs, for the 90s at least. Nowadays, any 40$ usb dac will beat it.
>>54785294
it was the DAC that people wanted, for some reason sony threw one in that was normally in like $500+ systems. but ya now its basically just a meme, if you can get an earlyish ps1 cheap or for free though it makes for a good budget sound system, I wouldnt go spending anything ludicrous on one though
>>54784395
> Pea method
Wtf is this? I apply it with my finger.
>>54787307
Delete this.
>>54787307
you should kill yourself to be honest famalam
>>54787307
DELETE THIS
>>54787307
fuck
>>54784694
Please someone tell me this is her overreacting on purpose.
>>54787872
Wtf, what episode is that from?
>>54787307
I AM BEYOND MAD
>>54787957
http://www.ramimalekonline.com/gallery-photos/rami-maleks-photoshoot-for-the-wrap-magazine-photographer-hollenderx2
>>54785070
>>54785101
Interestingly, they've only managed to hit just below 2.2Ghz, despite early claims by some AIBs of 2.5Ghz on their water-cooled models. It seems that the reference card is gimped in power delivery and will not OC past that amount (on average), so people may have to buy third-party designs if they want to make full use of custom cooling. Previously, even a reference 980 Ti board could reliably hit 1450mhz on water on it's stock phase design.
>>54788042
you sure caught me :^)
>>54783240
NEEDS MOAR PASTE
>>54783166
I tried the plastic bag method once. It was an unmitigated failure.
I want to find the fucker who spread this lie and slap the shit out of them.
>>54783166
It's like he's afraid of even half a second of dead air. I can't even concentrate on what he's talking about.
>>54787307
Cringe.
>>54787251
I mean what were they thinking here? a beta neckbeard can't masturbate and build a computer at the same time, can he now?
>>54788042
kekekekkekekekekkeekkkkek
>>54787978
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>54788042
learn how to same fag
>>54787307
Fucking asshole. Even if made up...
>>54787837
just put a pea sized blob down and don't do anything to it
it will spread itself out when the heatsink is put on
>>54783166
>>54791127
What's cringe about this?
That keyboard is pretty flat, brushing of the wood afterwards is easy.
>>54788931
This was one of the greatest. /pol was alight with rage threads.
How much paste do you need?
>>54791428
pea size
>>54791360
Mac fag detected.
>>54791550
I'm not though
>>54785294
I actually know a lot about the early ps1 lasers. They ARE good lasers. They only stop working because the track is made of plastic that wears out as the laser slides back and forth. The worn out tracks let's the laser wobble and mispoint at the data, thus looking like the laser failed. Turning the console upside down ensured the laser wouldn't be tilted ain't ain't angle.
Later tracks were made of metal.
>>54783166
>>54792659
Actually going from like 8 to 16 will work, it will thread one core twice, useful for heavy multithreading programs.
>>54792672
this physically hurts me
where is this from?
>>54792922
I think it's from http://www.proprofs.com/certification/comptia/a-plus/exams/HW-E1/exam.shtml, but I can't test since it uses Flash. Suitable for an exam asking that question.
>>54792635
I guess some hamplanet came up with that nugget of wisdom.
>>54792649
>To Hack the console, get close, then PRESS and HOLD the X button
>Data Knife
>Consoles
What is this abomination? lelkek
>>54792649
>data blade used to hack computers
>has an edge and serrations
Can I hack enemy soldiers, too?
>>54787307
I don't get it.
>>54785065
>Oh man, that's so sad...
>Can we just eat our fucking food!
>>54793180
newfag spotted
>>54792635
><p>at least that's what my friends tell me</p>
>>54783976
>>54783489
>>54783467
I mean... it's silly, and a waste, and incredibly ugly, but it's not really harmful.
Can YOU find everything wrong in this picture?
>>54795789
Is there something that is not wrong with it?
>>54795789
Why isn't she in the kitchen?
>>54795789
that's a woman
>>54795789
>ring on
>no grounding line on worker
>board not on insulated surface
>holding iron on hot / improper area
>iron contacting non-solderable area of board
>soldering a PCB / motherboard
>no quench / holder for iron
>power supply / cable for iron across open floor as tripping hazard
>shirt does not complement colour of environment
>>54795789
She was trained well in the kitchen, her hand has extreme temperature resistance.
>>54795865
>>shirt does not complement colour of environment
What the fuck?
>>54795865
She's also in a biochem lab.
>>54788070
>>54788400
Samefagging in 2 sandwich
>>54785226
At first I thought it was a guy showing off his expensive Net Yaroze and blue development kits along with some assorted PS1's but on closer inspection it looks like it's actually just a guy posing in front of some painted PS1s'.
>>54793180
>>54795874
he's right tho, her shirt should complement the colour of the environment. she has no fashion taste.
>>54792635
they won't stop until they've appropriated "coding" for everything you do on a computer that isn't facebook.
Converting a doc to a pdf? Coding!
Writing a bat file? Coding!
Using the command line? Coding!
Editing the registry? Coding!
Defragging the hard drive? Coding!
>>54795789
Nobody has questioned why she is wearing protective goggles.
>>54793180
I'll bite. It's a classic story about a kid and his retard mother/sister confiscating his computer and shit. The story is so well known that you can recognise it just from the thumbnail.
>>54795865
well done
>>54793180
>>54796969
just like everything is an "app" these days
>>54785065
>For you
>>54796979
couldnt hurt to wear safety glasses, i dont see how it could be bad
Why does applying CPU paste turn 90% of people into down syndrome patients?
My guess is for a lot of the people in these videos the only work they ever do with their hands is assembling a computer. And this is the one step that's not like putting legos together.
And then it's like they turn off their brain while they're doing the installation.
Don't know how big of a blob to use? Maybe...just maybe you should try it out on a test surface first.
How about not using a fuck-huge piece of cardboard or a god damned credit card to spread the stuff around and instead use something easily controllable and precise like a cotton swab. Or maybe not spread it all since you literally do not have to. You don't to. You don't have to.
You
don't
have
to.
It will do it by itself when you press the cooler down on top of it. And if you took the 1 minute necessary to test and see what amount you should place there you will have no worry about any spilling.
>>54785226
I don't get it
>>54797112
fuck you stop posting that shit the censored version was made for our sanity
>>54797470
early iterations of the PS1 are all the rage with audiophiles who soup them up for their gay autism fuckery.
>>54797112
i still feel so bad for that poor cuck
>>54793119
>>54793138
its a data knife nerds of course it can hack the console
>>54783467
how the fuck did some manager watch this video and say "good enough"?
as for the heatsink its a lot easier to do when you push both corners in at the same time.
>>54785283
>lol desktops are ded
>negro running around like a loon moving props for whitey
And then:
>you'll never run out of space with this 1TB stick
>£929.98
Samsung M3 Slimline 1 TB USB 3.0 Portable Hard Drive - Black
£49.99 (could buy 18 of these for same price)
>>54787307
I don't even fill anything anymore
>>54795789
>soldering iron
>putting hand on the metal part
If that thing was plugged in, bitch got her finger burned.
>>54798035
pro
>>54797112
WHY DID I READ IT AGAIN
FUCK
>>54799109
When will Gnome die?
>>54797120
App is short for application you fucking contrarian retard
>>54800339
all apps are software but not all software is apps.
>>54797112
At least this is 100% made up.
>>54799109
>no turn off acceleration button
