It is when your highest level tech specs don't hold any water and is continuously evolving

Scrum is a high level meme

I want to marry Scrum Master

>>54748637
just started at a company that does this.... dumbest shit I've ever experienced in my entire career

it's waterfall, but you have to get feedback from your customer in set periods before product is finished, which means requirements will change

meme tier

>4 hour sprint planning

Only if you are total shit at it

>>54748637

yes if you're a pajeet

>awkwardly standing 15 minutes each day to regurgitate shit nobody cares about
For What Purpose

>>54748637

this triggers the NEET

>>54748864
Get advice if you have problem solving some shit etc. You stand because it's annoying and makes you want to get back to work so the meeting usually goes faster.

5 hr work day. Lots of breaks. Happy staff. Quick turn around. Happy customer. Productive workforce. Happy managers.

The meetings do seem to go on a bit.

Otherwise worked out great for us.

Doesn't work for anti social autists. I mean, you don't have to be a social butterfly or extrovert, you just have to not want to kill yourself just because you can't stand the presence of others.

It really helps teams work together well. There's transparency so if you're a slacker you'll hate it. Which explains why you all seem to hate it.