Why is their code so bad?

they use ``functional" code in non-functional languages like java, javascript, etc.

>>54681287
There's more to functional programming than currying

>>54681301
Kekd

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>>54681268

They're too busy worshipping alpha-street shitter Stallsham

Job security
They're the only ones who can read their code

>>54681287
>``
NIce meme

>>54681268
>code

>>54681735
It is literally straight from ``Standards In Computer Programming'', dipshit.

>>54681268
>Tfw I made that image
Thank you for making me smile anon

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>>54681268
Because Pajeet's brother writes the howto