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Under the "number of sexual partners" question you
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Under the "number of sexual partners" question you responded with "N/A".

What did you mean by this?
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I am a robot
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too many to remember
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It means this question is illegal to ask; do it again and you'll be talking to my lawyers.
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>>54675237
then how did you fill in the captcha?
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It means you need to grow the fuck up.
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I'm not really sure whether Thai prostitutes count or not.
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>>54675217
I've had 3, but sex has never lasted more than 10 seconds.

Yeah I should probably kill myself.
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>>54675268
edgy
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>>54675217
No one is legally allowed to ask you this in a interview unless ots your doctor.

I can assure you it would be privacy concerns otherwise, as my partner count is in the double digits.
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>>54675268
"I'm your doctor you stupid fuck."
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>>54675346
Litterally nothing about that comment is edgy pre-teen.

In order for a comment to be edgy it must have violence or death in it.
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>>54675341
Well, if you haven't been caught yet it's a pretty good sign.

And if it's that short, they probably don't remember your face very well.
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>>54675341
bad sexual performance isn't terminal.
but you should probably kill yourself for lots of more justified reasons.
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>>54675217
It means CONSTANT TECHNOLOGY.
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>>54675268
>Thank you. We'll contact you if your profile makes it to the final selection.
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>>54675341
I've had 2, 4 sex in total, and never came
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It means I've been fucking you're mom.
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>>54675341
How? It takes me 30 mins of straight on pumpin to bust.
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>>54675217
it means "not of age"
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>>54675341
This is me except it's happened 4 times on the first encounter. I got multiple chances with one of the girls and was eventually able to have somewhat normal sex.
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>>54675272
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>>54675400
Not him, but I recorded the few interviews I had. If they brought up any bullshit like that I would have called my lawyers without delay. It's illegal in most of the civilized world.
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>>54675703
>recorded the few interviews I had.
you should check with your lawyer to make sure that's okay. state-to-state regulations on recording conversations make it pretty risky to record something like this without everyone consenting.
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>>54675217
I've never had sex.
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>>54675703
>Not him, but I recorded the few interviews I had.
This.

I make sure my phone and smartwatch are on and recording from the moment I step foot into an unfamiliar environment where someone else has the capacity to fuck me over.
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>this thread is still up
fucking janitors
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Means I'm an asexual atypical otherkin gender-fluid, YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
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>>54676867
see >>54675736
all-party consent laws exist in CA and a few other places, and some places carry criminal/felony status penalties. the laws differ in public and in private places as well, so if you have a team of lawyers on retainer as >>54675703 seems to, you should probably run each new case by them before you go and possibly commit a crime.
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>>54676885
It's "asexual gender-fluid atypical otherkin" ffs
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>>54675217
NaN

Sorry i couldn't estimate
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