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Might as well get it over with
>>54642526
Ive seen it before but I rage every time.
>>54642526
WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL READ THAT
>>54642612
was about to post this myself
always fails to infuriate me
>>54642682
manages, not fails
jesus christ i'm tired
>>54642701
This isn't a rage thread anon
>>54642696
top kek
>>54642696
Why is that humorous? It's definitely what I expected
Windows has like 90% market share, it has obviously appealed to the mass market, including those with lower IQ scores.
Macs are premium computers so I guess people with more education and a bit more money buy them.
Linux is used by computer nerds, people who score very well on IQ tests
Literally no surprise m8
>>54642723
Mate that looks like a normal person with a fucking helmet and light on their heads.
Are you retarded to think that normal people do not look like this?
also
>What kind of retard thinks that a collar would hide a beard.
>>54642701
>>54642726
Why does a picture of someone with nice things make you rage anon? Are you jealous?
>>54642696
We got it, linux is best at server operations
>Muh bright colors
>Using windows and linux as blue
>Must need something in between them in green
>>54642096
>utorrent
>roblox
this kid
windows isn't even activated lmao
>>54642753
Yep, you stated the obvious there m8
>>54642701
post the drawing you know which one
>>54642785
Then that cunt that posted a shitty post should be fucking shanked by a blunt and round brick.
>>54642683
Jesus, that's real jpg hours.
>>54642806
Why? Or are you just sperging again?
>>54642785
>>54642823
How is it "/g/ humour" to state the blindly obvious?
>>54642796
bump
>>54642823
Nah, but since /g/ allows any retard with Internet connection, someone needs to remove the unemployed, shit posting, waste of breath, retards.
>>54642859
Get out sperg
>>54642526
>13 or 14 years old
>Napster is all the rage
>buy some speakers and a sub with my own money
>jam all day
>mom asks about Napster
>explain it's like a library where you just borrow music
>Napster goes down, get Kazaa
>mom asks what that is and is worried because of the news around Napster
>explain there's no way I can get in trouble, that it's p2p and like sharing your stuff with a friend
Years later, around the age of 17 my mom busts in my room panicking with some admittance of guilt paperwork she's telling me I have to sign. I try and explain that NOTHING good will come from this, and is basically yelling that I'm guilty. There's no way I could get in trouble for any of the music I used to have. She would not drop it and I ended up signing this shit. No amount of explaining to her helped.
>>54642878
The joke is wangblows users
>>54642859
spotted the sperg
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING PICTURES EVERY DAMN THREAD
>>54642796
i just have this
>>54642907
Some logic.
>Muh OS defines how fucking retarded we our
Mate I used windows and linux/gnu.
>Get the fuck over it and get a job.
>>54642675
I like how he looks at his watch for 20 minutes
>first day of work
what do
>>54642526
There's no way this is not a lie.
>>54643239
this still makes me rage, just thinking about it makes my skin hot
>>54643259
>all does wymyn
pinch the slut's perky nips
>>54642668
This is ugly but not stupid.
>>54642465
I absolutely despise applel, I have never in my 32 years owned nor used any of their products save for a 10 GB 2nd Gen iPod which was a gift and I used one with an external 5.5" floppy drive to play Oregon Trail in 2nd Grade. With that said, besides the insanity of charging a stylus and the mouse not being usable when charging...what is funny about this photo? I remember seeing it since it first came out and I never could figure it out and was too embarrassed to ask. Could one of you Anons please help this chronically depressed, PTSD'd out, anxious, lonely autist?
>>54643259
Anime source: Golden Boy
>spot the otaku
>>54642894
and what happened after?
>>54643487
>implying windows xp
kekd
This would actually be a good idea
>>54642096
Well at least he finally learned how to hold a soldering iron (previously he was holding it like an ice pick).
>>54643478
The iphone has a hump on the back (more visible from other angles), the iPad pen can only charge by sticking it on the bottom of the iPad (imagine a half-sized pencil stuck on the bottom of your phone), and the mouse can only charge by having the charger plugged into the bottom, so you can't use it and charge it at the same time (it also looks retarded).
>>54643418
Omg noooo.
>>54643595
still relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo
>>54643567
Thanks man! Have a badass phone wallpaper for your time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzJ0CytAsec
Who remembers the pathetic arch hater?
>>54643771
I do kek
>>54642859
jokes are only funny when they're true anyway
>>54642683
>moot.jpg
Literally who?
>>54642675
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_dials
we have to go back.
>>54642696
i knew i shouldn't have answered that 'what's your os of choice and iq' thread on /g/.........
>>54642859
Go home spergei
>>54642096
>>54642526
>>54642683
>>54642701
>>54643259
>>54643367
$$$$$ $$$$$ $$ $ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$$$
>>54643418
Saw this exact situation walking lecture this morning. My god engineering schools have so many spergs it fucking hurts...
>>54644553
Sorry, my keyboard was stuck on Hebrew
>>54644607
kek
>>54643367
If it smells like chicken you're holding it wrong
>>54643407
Kek
>>54642726
I love this one because it's so true..
>>54643309
This made me happy
>>54644142
Why don't we?
Why is $46,000/gram memetium a thing?
>>54642064
This is such a Rajeesh tier image.
If you're an Aryan programmer who writes in a clean functional style, you should know exactly what your code does.
>>54644860
>Rajeesh
>not aryan
>>54642262
nice
>>54644860
>>54645123
>tfw when rajeesh is the most aryan
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_Aryans
>>54642526
This...this can't be real. I would have sat down both of them and showed them the difference between a VIRUS and an MP3 wtf what sort of dense delusion must you have to do this...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>54644566
Dude I just wasted my time tracking down and reading every word of that document.
What the fuck?
>>54642894
>admittance of guilt paperwork
Whats that?
>>54645123
>>54645341
Nice try Rajeesh.
>>54645472
shit, I didn't even notice the gradual degredation.
>>54642723
>>54642723
>placebo headphones
I was smirking up until that point
>>54643259
Ask them which architecture they are writing assembly for because clearly they have no idea what they are talking about by just saying assembly.
>>54644566
Are you taking a fucking maymester?! College is out until summer classes in June.
>>54643434
replace FreeBSD with this and you'll have it right.
>>54645619
I think Summer classes have already started where I go.
>>54644566
>all this autism
Woah...
>>54645627
Who is this machine queen?
>>54643407
>switch with one case and default
forwhatpurpose.jpg
>>54645681
Some people just love using switch. Personally I'd rather use 50 ifs than a single switch.
>>54645406
Where'd you find it? I want to read it.
>>54645918
https://www.docdroid.net/dqrPnsv/everything.pdf.html
>>54642701
I want to hang out with this guy. I know I will hate him, but I want to see just how intense it can be. I want to say "god damn, I am never hanging out with that douchebag again" and have stories leftover.
>>54645955
jesus christ who would read this yet alone write it.
>>54645955
I'm only one page in and my sides already hurt.
>>54645984
I have this obsession with crazy people. Maybe I should become a shrink. Something about abnormal minds just catches and holds my interest. I think that's why I like 4chan so much, because I am an abnormal mind myself and this place is filled with them.
>>54642526
Wow.. i would have probably burn their house down and left town if that was my family and they did that to my computer. This is why women should not have rights and should legally be the property of men.
>>54646011
*tips fedora*
>>54646099
I don't own a fedora but I do own a crocodile dundee hat.
>>54645356
It's a brazilian
It's always a retarded brazilian.
>>54646011
Have you been to /a/? Tell me some characters you've studied
>>54646126
>>54646144
No I normally go to /pol/ and /g/ and /k/. I used to go to /b/ and /v/ a lot about six years ago but no so much any more.
>>54645561
Uh oh. Looks like someone needs some purchase rationalization to heal their butthurt.
Don't worry bro, those $500 headphones were totally worth it. You can literally tell the bits of your dubstep FLACs apart as they play. One day, everyone who makes fun of you for bankrupting yourself for garbage will be cleansed off the earth, as long with all headsets and wireless headphones.
>>54643239
needs the mega man, or at least a blue rectangle where it should be
>>54642784
>tfw you forgot to activate your windows
>>54643407
>don't put anything here or I will straight up light you on fire
heh
>>54642894
Fucking white people I swear man...
>>54645606
This.
>>54646155
don't forget Sony's $160 "low noise" microSD
>>54642526
>this fucking thumbnail
yep, no clicky
>>54642765
Perhaps envious of his $$$ but not of what he has. Why the fuck would he need so many macbooks? That money could've been spent in 999 other, better ways.
>>54643259
4 MiB
isnt 3 the limit?
>>54646380
Laughed hard
>>54646403
3 for webm
>>54642668
>>54643465
Why such a small fan tho? I got a freaking PSU-fan on my shitty 5450
>>54646380
Wasn't the original supposed to be inspiring to young girls showing them that Barbie could code but, she actually just had those to guys write the code?
>>54646403
gif: 4M
png: 4M
jpg: 4M
webm: 3M (because fuck you)
>>54642753
macbooks are stolen constantly by niggers.
>>54642675
lots of dials glow in the dark along with a spot on the face to orient.
it's not hard yo
>>54642526
Fucking reported. You sick piece of shit.
Anyone got that picture of the plug that leads to a usb connector?
>>54646380
ahahah niggers lol
>>54646578
>not realizing he points the torch at the dials for 20 mins to charge the glow
>>54646532
Wait, what the fuck? Since when? Last I knew the filesize limit was 2MB on every board but /w/, where it was 3MB.
>>54643771
Hey I was in that thread.
>>54646651
it was bumped some time ago
>>54646651
since /wsg/
they also allow sound over there, and 4MB webms so you don't have to reencode to post elsewhere
>>54645661
bsdgirl. originally she was just the token girl who was friends with a bunch of the devs. you know, shooting the shit with folks in irc. then she started to get into tumblr tier feminism. you can guess what happen next. also bsd devs are god tier and ignored her dumbass.
>>54643418
>Hey buddy, move out of the way or people or going to have to keep walking over you & bumping in to you.
>...
>Did you hear me? Move out of the way, there's chairs just down that way.
>...
>Ugh. Fuck this. *walks away*
conversation between a professor and an asian student at my college. Dude either didn't speak any English, was way too spergy, or both.
>>54643047
he's not looking at it dude, he's illuminating it so that it glows
>>54642675
That doesn't even make sense. Any non-shit watch will have permanent glowing hands that have a half life of hundreds of years.
>>54645606
Or which C standard and which compiler...
>>54646349
what was this advertised to do?
>>54642526
Too soon anon.
>>54646575
Niggers smart enough to steal what they know will sell for good money.
>>54645882
Switches are great for enums.
>>54644607
It was supposed to follow a food theme, maaan.
>>54648008
How's running Lincucks on a screen with >1080p resolution? Is it bearable?
>>54642753
you don't want linux (or anything that you actually like) used by the mass market because they will fuck it up. and then you'll hate it.
>>54648163
Well it's fine, although I have nothing to compare it to.
>>54648163
Can't be worse than Windows upscaling desu
>>54645356
People that dense can't be reasoned with. Be thankful you weren't in that Anon's shoes.
>>54643447
lol
>>54643595
>at uni
>everyone just leaves their laptops lying around while getting food
>me lugging my big ass hp workstation with me whenever I leave for 5 mins
>people mock me for this every now and then
>one day like 15 laptops get stolen
>feelsgood.jpg
>>54645535
>says he didn't notice the gradual degradation
>mentions gradual degradation in the same post
>>54648398
at my local uni the staff take any laptop left unattended and send them to the lost property department because people are far too fucking stupid.
>>54645955
comedy gold.
>>54643927
> 110kg
> 167cm
Americans, when will they learn?
>>54642588
Sadly, they don't sell badgers on Amazon.
>>54643927
I'm 5'10, 260lbs, BMI: 36.3 around 19-21%bf.
If you're fit its not that bad to have high BMI.
>>54648163
1440p mustard race here running Ubuntu. Works like a charm, fampai, unlike Windows where some windows are weirdly blurred for whatever reason.
>>54642668
Wow. That's actually really cool. I don't know how functional it would be, but it's cool nonetheless.
>>54648584
fucking indians and their nanny state
>>54648711
>I'm 5'10, 260lbs, BMI: 36.3 around 19-21%bf.
>If you're fit its not that bad to have high BMI.
>19-21% body fat
>fit
You're delusional.
>>54648915
Well, he's kinda right. BMI is shit. if you are 1,80m high and your weight is 120 kg pure hulk muscle with <5% bf, BMI will still tell you that you're a fat fuck.
>>54649098
So, if you're 0.000001% of people?
You'd have to be a professional bodybuilder on a shitload of gear to get close to that.
>>54648506
never, we like to be special
>>54644686
the fact that it snapped that easily with that little force is just sad
>>54649122
It was an example to show you how unreasonable BMI is. It does not take your body fat/water/bone mass into account.
It's simly an indicator of weight to size ratio, which isn't very precise.
>>54643724
omg funniest shit ive seen 2016 thanks
>>54649147
For the average person though, it just werks.
>>54646837
for practical use, yes
if the watch is more a piece of jewelry then watch (as much as i love the mechanics of a watch and seeing the gears work, it is jewelry) then no
>>54644686
>monkey see, monkey do
>>54645472
>Not using .jpg to enhance the joke.
>>54649141
or the laptop was already broken
>>54649203
For an absolutely average person, sure.
>>54642696
Linux is not an OS.
>>54649538
Neither is GNU/Linux for about the past 20 years.
>>54643407
Holy shit, I didn't think anyone would save my shitty OC.
I started getting emotionally attached to all of the GUI elements, so I gave them names like Jim and Fred and Bob Barker.
Pic related.
>>54645681
I planned on adding additional keybindings and behavior there.
>>54642754
it's a joke made out of a real image, anon.
>>54642675
I'm so proud someone saved my shitty edit of an OC. I added last 3 panels so it looked like he is charging the phosphorescence for 20 min.
>>54642096
>this fucker gets a bunch of free gadgets and scholarships
>meanwhile the rest of us actually have to learn and work to get anywhere
>>54646403
Untitled.png
3.97 MB PNG
>>54650569
Yeah, but he's never going to amount to shit with his attitude.
>>54642526
I will never not be mad
>>54642096
Looks at that shitty $5 hardware store soldering iron.
>>54651100
Don't worry, he probably got a sweet $12,000 new one after all that.
>>54642262
Richard Stallman's camwhore experience.
>>54651100
look*
>>54651128
>he probably got a sweet $12,000 new one
Little bastard has probably already ruined the tips.
>>54648508
That's why eBay exists.
>>54643478
>pic
In binary you can count to 31 using three fingers.
>>54651261
>31 using three fingers
That doesn't seem plausible.
>>54646380
Barbie is dumb cum guzzling bimbo.
>>54651261
that's why she needed extra hands, 31 wasn't enough.
>>54651261
Do you mean 5?
>>54649530
Which, luckily, about 83% of people are.
The other 17% of people don't even need to care about BMI.
>>54651261
With those fingers, you could do 65535, or 2^16-1
>>54651478
There's more than 16 fingers there.
>>54651528
Correct. There are 6 hands with three fingers each which makes 18.
>>54642526
Is this what being triggered feels like
>>54648711
The fuck? 19-21% body fat is NOT okay.
>>54643281
>ExclusiveWindowsFeatures.png
>>54651143
RMS wouldn't say FOSS, though.
>>54644263
WELL, I DON'T
>>54643553
>using livecd to install gantoo
>>54642526
everytime i see this it gives me the feels. I can relate.
My dad took me with him once to buy me a laptop. it had no os installed yet, and that's exactly why I wanted it (no extra price for the Windows license, since I'm gonna wipe it out anyways).
Once we got there, I found that the asshole who worked there had unpacked it and installed windows, and he took a flash drive with some kind of software that installs all the bloated programs (Chrome, Adobe reader (along with McAffee), even "Classic Shell" or whatever its name is...) I tried stopping him, but he would just ignore me (I was a little kid), and my dad wouldn't listen either. I had to go home, and wipe that shit out the moment I got there.
>>54642696
>Not starting the Y axe from 0
>>54650593
I think he's going to make one hell of a bomb
>>54651753
>hyperthreads
>AMD
Pick one. God people are stupid.
>>54642753
>Macs
>Premium computers
>>54646147
>australian
>fosters
Are murricans actually really this stupid? I thought it was just a meme
>>54642894
This makes me rage!
>>54651753
You are aware that Intel makes 24-core CPUs wid hyberthredings, right?
>>54643143
Arch GNU/Linux is the best desktop OS ever made.
>>54643374
wtf does fedora have to do with fb?
>>54652076
They take an extra premium over the hardware price for the brand. I don't think you'd disagree.
>>54643259
Go to the bathroom and jerk off thinking about that blonde's tits.
Then, learn a real programming language.
>>54644692
jpg.png
>>54646532
You can't put audio in your webm "video" container, and the video codec can't be VP9, only VP8. Also because fuck you.
And there's a resolution limit for the pictures too.
>>54642324
kek
>>54643553
>not knowing about user-agent spoofing
>>54650569
>mfw /g/ is too dumb to scam the system for free gadgets and free ride through college
I thought you people were supposed to be 'smart'. So much for that false sense of intelligence you people have.
>>54651100
he's a kid you dip
>>54651753
dobgeg
>>54643639
this dude is hilarious.
>>54643643
actually there is.
>>54652591
He's actually a bit of a douche, but the story is fun nevertheless.
>>54648163
his talk about data destruction was also petty good. have you met him irl or something?
>>54643407
>>54649719
Someone explain this shit to me so I can feel like I understand computers
>>54648711
nigga you are fat as fuck
>>54642701
>>54642796
Don't have the drawing but have this
>>54651666
>antique sewing machine
>grandma's boy detected
>>54644284
>fluttershy-cumshot-compilation.avi
I need it
>>54652055
lol you really think a fx 8000 has 8 cores? or a 6000 has 6? whos stupid?
>>54642526
END IT NOW
>>54642784
but his almonds are
>>54653387
they do though. the fx 8300 is split into four modules, and the fx 6300 into three, but there are still 8/6 physical cores
>>54643418
>just put your laptop on your belly anon
>>54653957
what where you saying? seriously.... who are you kidding?
>>54653957
>>54654000
oh and heres a picture of hyperthreading... just so you idiots know
>>54652337
Nigga when I was 14 I saved my money up. I saved it for some time since I didn't really have any income. At the end, I bought a WES51, because I was sick of the firestarters crapping out on me, or trying to track down the unicorns that were tips.
Being young doesn't stop someone who is passionate about their hobby. Ahmed is a casual.
>>54654000
>>54654023
that's because windows is treating the modules as cores, which is true in some cases but in most cases each module can be thought of as two cores
its true this isn't quite the same as "true" 6/8 cores but its quite close and much much closer than hyperthreading
>>54642526
No matter how many times i read it, this is fucking shit.
>Anon couldn't even hold his ball in front of his mom and sister and acted like a bitch himself instead of making them see their errors like the whores they are
>>54642778
> linux is best at server operations
and everything else
>b-but my video game wasn't compiled for it
>>54643281
can your mac do this?
>>54643418
I do this in my bed
>>54643239
even this fucking triggers me
>>54653957
Zen is going to have hyperthreads
>>54645442
>>54645442
reading comprehension = 0
>>54654694
not that anon but could you please explain what this means, english is not my first language so this is a bit harder to understand for me.
>>54648398
HP workstations are one of the required laptops for our program now
>>54654731
English isn't my native language either, but I think it's a legal document that expresses that the signer confess guilt about doing some action, explained in the document.
kinda of a legal way to admit "yeah, I did it"
>>54642526
>>54642894
>>54651922
What the fuck? Where do you pole live, my parents never gave a fuck, they knew we had brains ourselves.
>>54653957
>>54654000
>>54654023
It doesn't have 8 physical cores, but it's still not hyperthreading you shit. Zen will have SMT = hyperthreading.
>>54645882
Samesies
>>54652767
There's not much to explain.
>>54642096
>no one can see how terribly photoshopped this picture is
jesus christ /g/, and some of you code for a living? his head isn't even shooped onto that neck right and the lighting doesn't match at all
>>54655128
I think you underestimate how long his neck actually is.
>>54654979
Whats up with the basement shit? I'm 23 too, I have my own floor because we live in a huge ass house, my parents are actually happy I live here because my brother and sister moved out already. Great to live at parents and work, so much money left over for goodies, true I don't feel comfortable bringing girls over but there are other places for that, don't even care about that so much right now, after living 4 years with my ex in her house.
>>54655174
I'm not talking about the length of his neck, the direction his head is facing doesn't match the direction his neck is turned
>>54643367
Needs a xX420Xx workover and then the full explanation of what is happening because clearly the idiots can't focus on a single image Ifucknhat interNtoDy
>>54642526
Everyone in that story needs to die now.
>>54643309
Really funny!
>>54652178
The logo.
>>54655257
>glad to still live with their parents
>>54656421
Actually feels pretty nice after 4 years living together with a crazy ass bitch and 1 year of army.
>>54643418
From thumbnail it looked like he is being kicked on the floor for being fat...
>>54654918
Arguably it does have 8 physical cores. Piledriver even got dedicated fetch/decode logic for each core, so the only shared hardware left is the FP unit.
>>54654226
Truly a work of art.
>>54643465
>>54646453
>>54648892
>>54642668
>ITT fags who never saw a fucking VHS tape melt in the heat of the sun when left in cars during hot summer days
There's no fucking way that would god damn work you retards. Holy shit.
>tfw literal oldfag from the deepsouth
>>54656927
Sadly your hardware knowledge fails you, this card won't ever produce enough heat for it to be a problem, this ain't a real GTX 580 you know.
>>54643239
Is this loss?
>>54645606
I'm assuming 68000 assembly, because that's what a lot of Japanese programmers had experience with during the 80's and 90's.
You got to understand that Golden Boy was based around the early 90's, roughly around the time when the mango came out. Japan's computer market was literally the wild-west in the 90's. A majority of computer sales were from business firms, with the home market literally being non-existent barring a handful of enthusiasts. Compounded onto that issue, there were no established standards for operating systems in Japan's computer market, circa 1992. Many manufacturers tried adopting MS-DOS and Windows 3.1, but it ended up being too expensive for businesses to adopt. As a result, you had a lot of Japanese business firms using outdated machines with proprietary operating systems. I imagine the program development firm Kintaro worked at specialized in business applications for machines like the MSX, Sharp x68000, or the older lines of NEC's PC's.
I know Computer Chronicles did an episode of Japan's computer market a very very long time ago, circa 1983 or 1984. It was an interesting and informative watch. Japan's computer market was the wild-west until Windows 95. The Golden Boy OVA has some inconsistencies, but the producers didn't expect anybody to find them.
>>54657053
Sorry, I sperged out too hard when I saw it and the replies.
You're absolutely right and I am retarded.
>>54645606
>sparcstations all around
It should be pretty obvious.
>>54657074
>The Golden Boy OVA has some inconsistencies
It's actually impressively consistent. The computers are all SparcStations, they include screenshots of Unix shell code, the GUIs are clearly Motif-based, and they say they're writing C. SmallTalk also fits the era well.
Have a screenshot of my 90s XVID VHS encode.
>>54654651
No, its not. Its going to have SMT but that isn't hyperthreading - hyperthreading is Intel's implementation of the technology.
>>54642712
>>54642723
>>54642675
>>54642075
>>54642281
>>54643309
kek'd and saved
>>54649312
“I DON’T KNOW WHY”
>>54657739
Is that loss?
>>54645955
>>54644566
This is the most autistic shit I’ve ever read
>>54658073
"Loss"?
>>54642526
This is like one of those nightmares where everything just keeps going wrong and you can do nothing to stop it from getting worse.
