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ITT we make /g/ approved insults. I'll start. If you were
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ITT we make /g/ approved insults. I'll start.

If you were a method in C, you would be fgets.

Because it sounds like faggot. I told this one to be CS professor. He looked a bit weird about it, probably because he got burned. Anybody else wanna share some?
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Off yourself.
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>>54539091
Off yourself
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>>54539099
If you were a method in C, you would be fgets.
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>>54539091
Fucking fight me you scarab
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>>54539107
You're so bad you're not worth debugging, we'll need to start from scratch.
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These are pretty good.
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>>54539091
Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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>>54539445
I like this one a lot.
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>>54539091
/* This causes a segmentation fault */
sizeof(yourMom);
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>>54539091
You're as hot as a reference gtx 480!
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>>54539091
Off yourself.

Also, gets wouldn't been a better insult.
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>>54539721
You sure are fucking retarded.
You don't know what a segfault is, do you?
No where in
sizeof(yourMom);
is a memory access taking place, therefore it as impossible for any kind of memory fault to occur. infact that entire expression is evaluated at compile time.
Kill yourself.
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>>54541426
>No where in sizeof(yourMom); is a memory access taking place,
False.
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>>54539091
You're a flow control construct made with gotos.
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>>54541503
Got anything to back that claim up with?
sizeof(yourMum);
by it's self (as it was in his post) is just simply a literal.
and he's not assigning it to any variable, so it's just simply discarded in a register somewhere and overwritten.
And registers can't cause memory faults.
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>>54541647
In fact, the compiler probably optimized it out completely.
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>>54539108

underrated post
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op.Dispose();
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>>54539445

> not integer overflow
> not using tail recursion
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