https://aws.amazon.com/iot/button/
Did you buy your yet /g/?
>>54525093
Wait, why does that page not have a cool one like yours?
>>54525093
Is there one for galleon drums of lube?
>>54525093
if its the same shit as the Dash button i wouldnt want it in my house
its overpowered AND THE SHITTER HAS A FUCKING MIC
imagine the spying possibilities
amazon botnet on a new level
>>54525738
They have mics? Wow wtf
>>54525093
A fucking over-engineered wifi button.
Amazon executives must spend all day thinking of new products you can use to buy shit from their store without ever considering whether it solves a problem or anyone wants it.
"Echo has seven microphones and beam forming technology so it can hear you from across the room—even while music is playing."
The Amazon-botnet is a feature.
>>54525859
>guys what if we create a mic that people can yell their demands in
>great idea but make sure it looks like complete shit
>also make it expensive as fuck and not available ever
Who are these products even meant for?
>forget click triggers
>uunwillingly unlock your car for jamal to joyride in while 7 pizzamen harrass you on your doorstep and your speakers are blaring at full volume
I Hate The Future