>Be Pajheet
>Be hired by BurgerInfoSec
>White guys trying to open 64bit processes with Win32API
>White guys calling Win32API through ctypes... passing native python3 strings to functions that expect ASCII
White men with master degrees, everyone.
>be pahjeet
>steal truck battery
>power laptop from battery cuz shit power and no money
>be white man's little slave for 20cents a day
>>54510151
Everyone. Is. Retarded.
Yes, even you and I.
Use Haskell and do high-level reasoning about shit, it's the only way to not be retarded - by avoiding unabstracted mechanical reasoning.
I'll take that over shitting in the street any day.
>>54510173
NO TOILET NO SHOWER BUT 24 HOUR POWER
>>54510173
>20cents a day
>be king of India
>post dank meme on the white man BBS
>be white guy
>interview for job
>they use windows
>do a 360 and walk away
>>54510203
Shitting wherever you want is good for your health.
>tfw company forbids me to shit on their lawn
>have to use a filthy toilet instead of fresh green lawn
>be white
>be employed in a profession you hate
I'd almost rather be pajeet or unemployed
>>54510335
Being a Pajeet is neat. Because you enjoy being a slave, you feel good about it, you can take dump anywhere, and rape is legal so if you're frustrated you just gangrape some white tourist in a bus after taking a huge dump on the seat. In the USA it's illegal to be happy if you're a CIS white male, in India everyone is happy, everyone have a lot of sex and everyone can answer Nature's Call whenever he hears it.
>>54510225
>that 360 meme
Always gets me.
>>54510202
>Everyone. Is. Retarded.
>Yes, even [...] I.
>Use Haskell
You don't say?
Enjoy your compiler's ass tier optimizing.
>>54510252
For real?
>>54510151
kek, read that in Pooh's voice.
>>54512850 No.
But shitting while squatting is.
