Tech related prank thread
>10 years ago in school
>still have crt imacs in computer lab
>go over to friends computer
>highlight every icon on desktop with keyboard command
>press enter
>takes 20 minutes to open every program
>mfw
Please die
Sage
>>54492489
>10 years ago
So, you were 5? 6?
Also this >>54492587
>>54492587
>>54492671
u guys must have got pranked pretty hard at school huh
>>54492489
>create bat file that opens disk drive
>put it in boot directory
>10 years ago
>still crt monitors
What the fuck else are you going to have 10 years ago?
Keeping it school related for op
>sixth grade
>school admin doesn't set up permissions properly
>"you all have your own folder please stick to it"
>trade notes with friends by dumping .text files in their folder
>grill next to me sees and asks how
>show her
>she trades notes with all her friends
>spy on them lel and still have some of their notes
>talking about boys at other school
>one girl gets mad and deletes a few things out of another girl's folder
>other kids overhear
>entire class realizes there are no rules and start deleting everyone's shit or leaving "fuck you" notes or other hate messages about that person
>class can't be completed because we have week long projects that get deleted at the end of every day now
>teacher does not give one shit and doesn't deviate from lesson plan even though she knows we can't finish it anymore
>rest of semester is like this
>In HS
>realize if I boot linux off usb I can go on whatever websites i want
>setup friends usbs for them
>everyone finds out we can bypass the web blocking
>a girl trades me a blowjob for a usb
good times
>>54492832
Not crt if you don't live in a third world country
>>54492832
2006 was 10 years ago.
>>54492489
>senior prank was to middle man the school network
>redirect all facebook requests to meatspin :^)
2nd
>during finals
>teacher has everyone put their phones on a desk at the front of the classroom
>put mine up there face down
>finish test first because I'm not gay
>pull out my laptop because somehow this was fine but having my phone after the test was not
>call my phone on skype so that it rang really loudly
>every time the teacher got up to check which phone it was I'd hang it up
>:^) phone calls through the rest of the final
>feindish!
>>54494100
>using the smiley with a carat nose
>>54493774
This did NOT happen
>school related
>school just got these new printers with a money grant for student use
>really clunky and slow
>my friend and I find out how to print
>go to computer room during lunch
>print out a ton of swasticas
>take the paper we just printed and put it back in the printer tray, so when someone prints it would print over a swastica
>mfw a lot of kids got a detention for printing out reports
Things that never happened: the thread
>>54494788
I never did anything fun in school: the post
>>54494800
>>54494800
I just played Extreme Unicycling on the BBC website at school tbqh senpai.
None of this 1337 hax nonsense ever happened. It's just made up for (you)s
>sent .bat through msn messenger with "format c:\ autotest" command to various contacts
>sent trust_me.exe, a c++ program which opens a file and writes in it infinite times eating up your hard drive in seconds until it becomes unusuable
>sent pic related to various unprotected printers in my neighbourhood and on the web
>close all programs
>take screenshot of desktop
>move all desktop items toward the right of the screen
>make new folder on the left
>select all items on desktop
>drag newly made folder all the way to the right, which makes all the other ones disappear
>make taskbar autohide, set delay really long and move to right side of screen
>set that screenshot I took as wallpaper
>person comes back to use computer, they think it has crashed
>16, in high school
>The school waisted money to get a shitty web service for emails, forums, polls, news, etc.
>Students and teachers have accounts
>Was learning web dev at the time so decided to mess around the source code
>Find out you could bypass the verification on the reset password function and simply replace the account name in the code by any other accounts
>I try it on my friend account and it works, I can change his password and log on is account
>Feel like a 1337 haxor
>Team up with friend and mess with teachers accounts
>Send retarded email to our math teacher from another math teacher account
>Look at all the emails of the school psy
>Friend and I make a php tool to automate the process
>Hax every accounts one night
>Teachers and directors have the biggest butthurt as they have no idea what's going on
>Last thing we did was log in the principal account and send a demission email to everyone in school
>We hear that school contacted the police to find the "hacker", so for a year we just forgot about it
>17, last year of high school
>school director calls me to his office
>He knows somehow, learned later that my friend told them everything when interviewed
>tfw I was facing criminal charges, but I just had to write an apology letter since I was a good boy
>They even putted us on a project to create the school website, and it was marked for a class.
Was pretty funny, 100% worth it. I have another one for college years
>want to order pizza
>borrow freetard friend's laptop
>enable javascript
>order pizza
>disable javascript
>clear page from history
