Confessions thread
What are your most well kept secrets /g/?
>>54489107
Nice try NSA
>>54489107
I fucked your mum.
>>54489107
I like to watch cute animu girls while posting on /g/
>>54489107
heres a redpill for you
gentoo is only maintained to keep the script kiddies occupied and has no place in modern computing
I hacked FBI, NSA, CIA and Pentagon. They don't even know it happened because I ran CCleaner to delete all logs.
>>54489170
Which is why it is the base of modern operating systems like ChromeOS
I've been dealing in the black market for years, mostly industrial grade lysergic acid and marijuana. I also am currently fucking my married ex fiancé. Feels good.
I run Linux. I promote Apple and BSD threads and pile-on GNU hate threads.
I still use windows XP
>>54489170
>script kiddies
nasdaq.
>>54489144
>megumin
>cute
Murder.
>>54489488
Of my unborn child. He would have been 3 years old in September.
I piss in the shower
>>54489523
Disgusting
>>54489488
I murder ever time I Jack off
>>54489593
Are you serious? Water washes everything down the drain
>>54489107
I pretend to shill for AMD but I use Nvidia because they are just much better and faster
>>54489523
Half of the people I know do this.
I, however, also piss in the sink
>>54489170
Script kiddies choice is Kali, and it ain't even close.
t. script kid
I killed my wife's son. I killed him with LOVE.
>>54489523
this but also cup my hands and piss into them
I use the same password for almost everything online.
I don't use GNU/linux while shitposting on /g/
Don't fall for this thread. There watching us
I fap to doujins more than animated hentai
>>54490216
>put your bare foott in the toilet bowl,
>piss in a glass then drink from it after you washed
>>54489107
It took me a week to install arch Linux, it didn't work as I planned but I kind of liked the complete control over packages and how I built my system from the ground up. Despite that I hate Linux because I can't run my games and work related applications because I am feel suicidal due to the constricted and boring environment of Windows.
I will never admit it though.
I bought an iPod touch 3rd gen but sold it for a nexus 7 a few months.
>>54490410
most people do, dog
>>54490465
later*
My private keys.