/g/ humor thread
>>54481670
>tfw you see a proprietary cuck
>>54481670
there's a ylyl everyday in /g/
did you get tired of bananas OP?
go back to /b/ please
somebody should start posting makis to rid of this ylyl cancer
id rather a desktop thread than this
>>54481818
>ylyls are cancer
>post maki to cure cancer
>cancer to cure cancer
It doesn't work that way.
>>54481875
this is you.
hint: not the black dude.
>>54482167
>b-b-black people can't use muh gahnoo because muh fee-fees
>>54481875
>implying maki is cancer
Leave this board
![cb7OJE3m_400x400[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/31kRM4W.png "cb7OJE3m_400x400[1].png")
>Post derivative shit post that is exactly the same as the 60 other shit posts made that day
>The same shitpost templates have been here for well over a decade
>BUT I POSTED MAKI WITH IT SO IT'S NEW, FRESH AND FUNNY!
/g/ is the joke.
>>54482219
maki maki give me the faki
Microsoft is a state a mind. Micro is the vibe. Soft is the idea.
>>54482364
Be what you want! Just dont get caught up in the wrong idea.
>>54481670
>>54481670
Fresh oc right here
>Desktop faggotry gets banned
>Yet this /b/ tier shit is allowed
>>54482470
The genie you. Make it what you want!
Gates has gone on a massive killing spree! So he hired Melinda to defend him. Dont stay lonely. There's many others you know?
>>54482499
What the fuck am I even looking at?
>>54481760
what's the joke
>>54482280
>>54482500
>Desktop faggotry gets banned
GOOD.
>>54482197
that wasn't the implication you retard...
Bill Gates brought out an os called Me! Lol. Hijacked the planes and got investigated for it...then stuck his tongue back out at govt with an os called Xp. Got sued many times and came out so clean he brought out an os called infinity...8
>>54482742
You.
>>54482219
what are the 5 cute facts about her again?
Heard Bill Gates has been working on time travel. Supposedly he's been charging his washington groupies $250,000 upfront for the antioxidants and mineral depletion. And in the back end they pay him with their lives.
>>54481760
>Hunchback of Notre Phone
>I place my mouse in defense mode
>What could possible go wrong
>>54483427
So far we measure lifetimed in melindas now. We swear by microsoft. We're upto melinda number 3.
Is Medina housing a terrorist?
>>54482219
maki is fucking shit and is one of the reasons why this board sucks. anime is for kids, faggot.
>>54483593
Reminder that this website is literally made for the discussion of anime and if you don't like that then you should get >>>/out/
>>54483687
>b-but this website started with an anime board, so EVERYTHING has to be anime!
Fuck off, fag.
>>54483708
Maybe you should post somewhere else if you hate anime that much.
>>54483708
Yeah, exactly. I don't side with maki fags often but you need to get the fuck out
>>54483747
Maybe you should post from a mental asylum if you like prepubescent girls that much.
>>54483904
Nah
>>54483942
i want to fug illya
>>54483942
Great argument. Honestly, bravo.
>>54483371
>>54483966
>implying your "argument" is better
>>54483966
thomfu is not for normalfag shitposting
>>54484054
no
>>54484054
>implying radiohead isn't normie
>implying amnesiac isn't their "best" album
why does everyone on /g/ have atrocious taste, i swear to god
>>54484147
Haven't said it isn't well known.
Please give recommendations instead of bitching on muh taste
>>54481670
>>54483979
b-but.. those are 4..
>>54482807
>i suck janny's cock
ayy lmao
>>54484764
fuck off furfag
>>54484781
0/10
>>54484792
>>54484833
Stale memes.
>>54484861
haha, it's like the peel is his clothes.
>>54481760
These are the three biggest reasons I'm ashamed to be a mac user. I want to do linux instead but the last time I tired it I managed to break the KDE5 UI just by trying to fix the keyboard
>>54484868
>>54484897
>KDE
>ever
openSUSE + GNOME or Cinnamon is the way to go famalam
4chan
>>54484099
Dude on the right kinda looks like aphex twin
>>54482470
generally not usable
>>54481691
fuck off commie cuck
Apparently linux means lincoln sucks.
>>54481747
i remember there was an unedited version of this
source?
>>54484861
lost
>>54484897
You are going to get a shit load of suggestions, I would suggest MATE. Shit just works IMO.
>>54485207
Cause he is
>>54482609
Nouveau
>>54485943
Oh fuck it's real
https://stallman.org/
Support Bernie Sanders for President of the US. | Support the US Green Party.
Although If I did vote, it'd probably be for Trump because it'll be hilarious
/r/ smug manga bitch saying
>Windows is a 32 bit extension for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
Thank.
>>54484147
>implying it isn't In Rainbows
Pyramid song can't carry an entire album you fuck
>>54481760
The hump on the phone case isn't that bad tho
>>54482500
> Overt weeb-shitposting, avatar fagging and "desktop art" that has nothing to do with technology gets banned
> On-topic humor is allowed
You faggots just get off on doing what people don't want you to do and pretending to be victims when called out on it, don't you? This has nothing to do with desktops anymore. You have to have the forbidden fruit or you'll keep this shitstorm going until we give it to you just to make you shut up.
>>54487894
Hello millenial. Electing a candidate ironically just because "it'd be hilarious" is extremely stupid and selfish. Pull your iPhone out of your ass and use it to read some political literature.
>>54487894
voting for trump is like buying from microsoft
the solutions are gonna be shitty, unethical, and mostly broken but they'll kinda work
voting for bernie is like getting linux
the solutions seem technically elegant, but in practice fall to shit when someone that won't spend more than 5 minutes on the computer
voting for hillary is like buying from apple
an absolutely retarded decision that has no benefit, but sure looks shiny and different
>>54489497
Hillary is just a no, and Bernie's policies would completely screw over the economy
>>54489594
>Being this politically illerate yet having an "opinion".
Yeah just don't vote then.
>>54489613
>15 dollar minimum wage will fix everything!
>>54487823
How does one get Nouveau to do that? I've never seen it misbehave. Shouldn't he just use the prop driver if he's willing to shell out for the associated hardware
> buy nvdia
> refuse to use nvdia software but OK with a physical beacon in my home
Idk man...
>>54489633
>Presumptions
I didn't present a political stance, I'm saying you're politically illiterate. You don't know politics and you're still emitting more opinions. Please stop.
>>54482499
I agree HP laptops are cancer, I use one and it looks ugly, performs like shit and bios is locked down to the point I cant' edit basic settings or clear error logs.
>>54489497
>not wanting to witness (let alone incite) the second American Civil War
Millennials wanna blast more shit to pieces than just their high school classmates
>>54485943
>Let's eat grandpa
>>54482500
desktop threads are literally the same two desktops, anyway
>>54485207
>>54487689
>cheeky_rob_brown_and_some_redheaded_loser.jpg
>>54489537
Not who you replied to but I'd rather buy Microsoft than fucking Apple
My tier list is Bern>Trump>Shillary
Vote in a non-establishment candidate and maybe some crazy shit will happen. Better than a paid shill for the banks like Clinton.
>>54489922
>trump
pls no. I hate hillary, but there are worse things than the status quo. Societal regression is not the way
>>54481703
kek so right
Does anyone have the comparison of youtube stance on names before and after g+
>>54489497
*tip*
>>54484882
I really really like your comment.
Can i save it?
>>54482219
Lain is better
Voting doesn't matter. It never has. Never will. Care about your country? Don't vote. Care about laws that affect you? Don't give a shit. All people who say shit like "what are you thinking, you should vote. Every vote matters. You can make a difference." are in so much denial it's sad. To think that anything you ever do in your short life would ever matter. As soon as you die alone you'll be forgotten. The sun will engulf this planet and the human race will have committed suicide far before that happens. Bleak unending nothingness is all that waits. So why the fuck would anyone vote?
>>54492231
afraid to cut yourself yet?
>>54489712
What? Hows he going to start the next civil war?
>>54489537
>Bernie
>Linux
Give me a break
>>54482219
It wasn't an implication, we're flat out saying it.
Maki is cancer.
God damnit you weaboo maki fags are dumb as fuck
>>54482500
Who cares. Keep posting desktops. If you're not antagonistic towards the mods you get what you had on /v/ during 2014.
>>54492807
THICC
>>54484314
the fifth one is that there are five facts about maki
>>54489537
Hillary is for people who are policy wonks and people know the government and economics inside and out.
Honestly the strongest candidate in a while.
>>54493381
Wrong board but wagecucks BTFO
>>54484147
you sound like one of them /mu/ special snowflakes who only listen to ambient noise and other non-music genres
>>54493790
You're not actually taking that obvious strawman seriously, are you?
>>54493828
I don't really give a shit about animeposters, but yeah, the desktop threads were filled to the brim with true weeb degenerates.
>>54493381
i think i'd rather be a rice farmer in north korea
>>54493381
>I AM SILLY
>>54493849
Yeah it doesn't bother me too, I liked watching different desktops it's a shame filthy pedos came and destroyed it.
>tfw no fizzbuzz troll thread
>tfw no EDC thread
>tfw no desktop thread
>tfw almost nude3DPD everywhere
>tfw "pajeet" is in every thread
I miss old /g/, let's make /g/ great again
>>54493937
Does it really take 30 MB/s of information to manage a single football?
>>54481760
Well despite what /g/ says, the pencil one isn't that retarded, since you have an adapter for charging anyway.
But that fucking bulge on the case is an embarrassment.
>>54482219
Its cancer m8 and you and all the other anime fags are effectively ruining this board.
>>54494143
>m8
>>54490821
go right ahead friend.
>>54481760
>"We need to make them as thin as possible, make sure you squeeze that shit together until we're as thin as a fucking glass slide"
>"But sir, what about the battery life?"
>"Just make the battery an accessory or some shit, who needs to use their phone for more than an hour anyway lmao, just recharge it at every port you walk past"
>>54482518
QQ homo
>>54483904
> prepubescent girls
If they have tits, it's fine.
I fucking hate moefags.
Can anyone post that image where an old man, wearing glasses is listening to music with an audiophile setup, macbook in the middle.
A variation of the image also has a screencap of a music player (probably fb2k) displaying a "music (www.youtube-mp3.com).mp3 128 kbps".
>>54482167
Lost
>>54484897
Don't do it. Desktop Linux sucks compared to OSX.
>>54493317
W-what happened?
>>54493937
>disco
kek
>>54492231
>im 14 and i just discovered nihlism
>>54495973
Wasn't the whole gamergate shenanigans back in 2014?
>>54496118
Has it been that long?
WAIT POLARIS, WAIT VEGA, WAIT BULLDOZER, WAIT 8 CORE CPUS, WAIT PHENOM, WAIT ZEN. WAIT WAIT WAIT
WE GOT IT THIS TIME WE PROMISE
Fucking biggest joke of industry, only the fans are dumber than the company itself.
>>54496150
my 8300 + motherboard was less than 200 and with an OC to 4.5ghz it matches an i7's performance when using 8 threads, I could push it even higher but I don't want to wear out my hardware that much
>>54493937
El racismo no está permitido en tableros SFW.
>>54496150
retard
>>54496286
>when using 8 threads
so never?
>>54496150
Phenom wasn't that bad desu
>>54496364
mierda amigo donto callo la policia
>>54496150
>Phenom
>bad
It was great, too bad Sandy Bridge happened. Bulldozer was the most retarded thing they've done and the reason they're doing so badly. On GPUs, Hawaii is great. It consumes more power yeah, but it's still kicking.
>>54496286
>OC to 4.5ghz
so you need to spend the entire energy supply of your shity 3rd world village to match an idle i7. Congrats?
>>54496474
Being a spic, I agree 100% with Trump and his idea to remove illegal inmigrants from the US. They ARE mostly the shit of the world and that has nothing to do with race (we don't want them in south america either). However, I think we latinos should handle our shit right here in our countries. Why should you take care of our criminal scum? Just send them back. We'll gas the fuckers.
>>54496364
I'm from Spain and I laughed my ass off reading that. Get a bit of sense of humor and get over yourself man.
I mean, 98% disco, 0% red. It's funny, cmon.
No me seas amargado.
>>54496627
FUERA LOS HOROS
>>54496396
I stream, so most of the time
>>54496499
running at 1.4xx volts, so it's actually a pretty alright chip, going to end up consuming about as much as an 8370
>>54493937
>tfw name is Sergio
>>54496724
>I stream, so most of the time
Games? So you play at low fps because of shit IPC but you max the other cores encoding so it's worth it?
>>54496779
It runs dota at 80fps average on only 4 threads, 120fps average when it's using 8 threads
>>54496804
Where in the fuck is that from?
>>54496865
A modestly priced book on programming.
>>54496850
Dota runs at 60fps on a Core2Duo
>>54481670
not gonna lie that made me laugh
>>54496915
but a C2D can't stream at 1080p
>>54496627
necesitamos construir un muro
Does anybody have this picture with contradicting youtube user naming policies? (do not use your real name / forcing to use real name)
>>54488380
I keep expecting someone to shop in a dildo on the shelf or something.
>/g/ can't even get a /g/ HUMOR thread together
Come on you little arsenuggets get your shit together
>>54496899
Is it good?
>>54493381
>This is what neets actually believe
Disillusion as fuck, you are basically a slave to whether your mother makes chicken tendies or not tonight
>>54501356
>>54495907
Credit card companies are probably better off cancelling the card and reimbursing the owner
Would cost more to find and put him through the justice system desu senpai
>>54492046
anyone is better
I've seen that anime because some chick I knew wouldn't leave me alone about it until I watched it.
Maki isn't even the best girl, it's Nico.
The anime is fucking shit.
>>54501620
It was alright, not bad, but not the best resource.
>>54481703
yup
>>54501636
>>54484287
yup
>>54485404
ya, we dead
>>54489922
You fucking commie faggot get out of my country and stop asking for free shit you ugly fatassed neet
>>54494171
Go back to the gas chambers you pedophile degenerate
>>54503672
Pay up you degenerate red-neck.
You think leaving this country is free?
Want us "commies" to leave so bad, then pony up faggot.
I fucking hate hate hate hate hate HATE it when people confuse Socialism for Communism.
>>54496077
>I'm 35 and I troll /g/, use linux and belive my voice stands out
>>54482483
Not /g/ but I still laughed
>>54488380
This person needs to drink some bleach
>>54482483
kekked
>>54489922
sorry bruh but sanders will put us so far in debt that china will feel it necessary to call in all of its debts, which we will have to default on, thus precipitating the next great war
>>54496566
they always complain that trumps wall is racist, but ignore the fact that mexico built a wall on its other border to stop illegals
>>54503877
>HATE it when people confuse Socialism for Communism
your hero (((Karl Marx))) himself specified socialism a step on the road to communism
>>54485404
This is great with komme susser tod
>>54488380
First time I noticed the Guy Fawkes mask. That really seals it.
>>54505609
Yes, but socialism in the modern U.S political jargon means welfare state. I hate it too.
>>54501485
Perdy gerd
>>54482167
jej what a fag
>>54501636
Oh fuck, this is gold
>>54501882
wtf
>>54505667
Yea, Guy Fawkes was a faggot too.
>>54481670
Requesting the mom goes out from home for a bit to do some errands memes
>>54489303
Wut?
Mophie made better looking and more functional cases since the 3GS.
Not even kidding/trolling/whatever.
>>54485081
>that subtle swastika
kek
>>54485943
>feel the burn
>>>/c/uck
>>54507776
>swastika
I dont have a smug anime smug enough for this shit.
>>54507805
this is in the background
>>54496130
Longer. I'm pretty sure it started in 2013.
>>54481670
just browse >>>/g/ the quality of posts and threads are humour enough
>>54503238
Is that an original AT&T Galaxy S?
>>54508343
I've keked to this one since 2010.
Wish I could into GPU programming tho.
At least I know some VHDL...
>>54508251
The sentiment was always there but it really officially started in 2014
I remember because my girlfriend left me at the end of the year when shit was going full force
>>54501636
Is this a real IDE?
>>54493381
Cool pic.
Now where does the left guy gets his money from?
>>54501882
I have to admit that Stallman is a pretty cool guy.
>>54492408
True.
▲
▲▲
>>54482742
Everything in that picture is a joke.
>>54485943
disgusting
>>54509625
Whatever made that is more pathetic than the average Arch user.
>>54485943
>writes computer software that respects your freedoms
>is a pinko commie and doesn't actually respect your freedoms
>>54509625
>socialize
why does everyone act like being social is a vital part of life?
>>54493828
anyone the source for the naked blue haired girl
first column
https://www.flickr.com/gp/135666108@N08/836p4V
>>54488380
I always felt bad for this guy because you can tell he makes decent enough money, but not enough so that he could be going out with friends and affording all of those things.
All those things are dinner dates with attractive women, celebrating birthdays of friends he cares about, taking a road trip to someplace new, traveling to a foreign country, or even trying something like skydiving.
>>54493381
>Nietzche or Aristotle
If he actually read those he'd stop being a parasite and get a job.
If I wanted humor I'd ask for your uptime
>>54505667
>>54488380
>>54488380
he posts on /g/
>>54509183
His parents.
>>54481703
so after a while you just stop caring it doesn't work?
>>54501636
kek
>>54492807
>>Bernie
>>Linux
>Give me a break
How is he different from Linux? You know what else forks as much as Linux? The political spectrum he is in.
>>54484861
Hahahaha this is great! Mind if I download it to show to my friends?
>>54485943
The /pol/tards don't realize it, but Bernie Sanders is the only candidate still running who respects your privacy.
That's why Stallman supports him.
>>54508816
Are the two related?
>>54493355
Maybe the strongest candidate as far as experience, probably the weakest candidate as far as skeletons in the closet are concerned
>>54483979
>>54483371
>>54484314
>>54493353
>>54482219 do you seriously think that you're looking at anything other than cancer right now? Grown adult men shouldn't type out stutters because they think it makes them look kawaii.
>>54511319
>I'm so grown up because I don't do this!
>>54501636
Is this gLua linter Atom plugin warning?
Or it's from github/pullrequest comments or what?
fresh off the presses
>>54504828
This if something is /g/, you weeb shit. Technology is the sole reason we don't need niggers anymore.
>>54489497
>unironically using the word millennial
i dont know what generation you're from but if that comment is anything to go by its fucking retarded.
>stupid and selfish
Welcome to 4chan.
>>54511609
>Technology is the sole reason we don't need niggers anymore.
Go back to your cancerous board and stay there
>>54489633
>15 dollar minimum wage will fix everything!
Didn't trump say he'd support a higher minimum wage?
>>54511657
epic meme, my friend
>>>/pol/
>>54510769
He doesn't. That thing someone forced(probably you) to a battlestation thread was way too obvious.
>>54511931
>he doesn't understand sarcasm
Heya faggot! Consider suicide
>>54496758
Sergiu here. Masterrace represent
>>54496915
Can confirm. Had an E8400 OC-ed to 3.6GHz and Dota 2 was flying.
>>54512099
>having to explain sarcasm
Yeah because you're too dumb to understand it
>le everyone who disagrees with me is from reddit meme xD
>>54511460
>Starting salary no higher than £30k in London
Might as well just go claim your JSA.
>>54510690
but staying home and watching anime is what being the ubermensch is all about, right
>>54493381
Autismo confirmed
>>54501882
does Stallman reply to every email he gets
>>54512336
Only if they're from your mother.
>>54496286
As much as I hate Intel fanboys acting retarded, I also dislike AMD fanboys acting retarded.
>an i7's performance
Wow, you narrowed it down to 6 generations of hardware.
>>54487894
I too want to watch the world burn
>>54493381
>All that shit they can do
>they all choose to watch anime, play vidya and shitpost
>why date 3d
>tfw you mother is 3d
>tfw a 3d supports you lifestyle
I've never known if this is meant cringe or funny.
>>54489537
this is the funniest post of the thread, someone make it a banner
>>54512424
It's between a 3770 and 4770K, can stream dota at 1080p no issues
>>54489537
>millennials don't know that Clinton was the best president in modern times
I wanna get off of Mr Bones wild ride.
