>>54480763
Basic if-then-else logic.

>>54480763
>thongs
>computer programming
I think you may have a few things mixed up.

>>54480872
What's mixed up about that? Everyone knows dressing like a girl makes you a better programmer.

English….

>>54480763
Typing
Math
English

>>54480941
this. Become a qt trap and enjoy all the benefits, you'll get faster responses to your questions and employers won't resist you.
Also you need no previous knowledge whatsoever. Some people who don't program often think you need some kind of math but you don't. Just make sure you know how to turn a computer and use a keyboard, you'll be using your keyboard

>>54480941
>>54482040

Lets say you have two options, /g/.

1. Work and learn like a normal goddamn human being to get jobs that you're actually qualified for.

2. Throw on a skirt, bra, and some slut-heels and spend the afternoon bent over manager-Chad's desk taking his cock for your paycheck.

Lets see some honesty.

>>54480763
Numbers, Basic Algebra, Spelling

Use nothing but global variables
nested loops are the best
don't comment code as it wastes time

you'll thank me later

>>54483172
2.

>>54480810
Don't learn if-then. Thats a meme.

Real programmers use goto's

>>54485303
You forgot about writing as much as possible on one line and not falling for memes like the 80 character limit.