Version 7 fixed everything.
Discuss.
>>54459606
sauce?
>>54459701
Have you tried using google?
>>54459543
all hail php and fuck the node hipster trash.
Poo in the loo reporting for shit posting duty!
>>54459709
No what's that?
>>54459606
Not a full fledged programmer myself but holy shit this is hilarious.
>>54459606
>the function hashing mechanism was strlen()
My sides
https://twit.tv/shows/floss-weekly/episodes/12
Here you go
>>54460133
I seriously can't understand how the fuck that would have worked. Eight functions in, and you've got functions with 1-8 character names?
>>54460268
This is internal to the programming language? I don't know how they're implemented internally, but they use hash tables to map function names to hashes?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS is what Brain Amphputees actually believe? How? How can you believe this?
>>54460268
Wasn't even real hashing. It was something likeswitch (strlen(funcname)) {
case 25:
switch (funcName) {
case "mysql_real_escape_string":
//implementation
break;
}
break;
case 7:
switch (funcName) {
case "gzgetss":
//implementation
break;
case "explode":
//implementation.
break;
case "implode":
//implementation
break;
}
break;
case 6:
switch (funcName) {
case "nl2br":
//Implementation
break;
case "gzgets":
//Implementation
break;
}
break;
}
That's why he kept inserting underscores, abbreviating "to" to "2" etc. in some functions, to keep everything roughly even.
Rasmus at least admitted that he has no idea how to design a programming language and that that was never his goal. The Zend-Jews are to blame for making this abomination public and attaching even more shit to it instead of attempting to fix the mistakes that have been made by starting over.
