Today I was at Starbucks writing my book when I saw a guy using gnuslushlinux. Because I failed long ago for the freeasinbeer meme I knew what was he doing, so I watched him messing one hour with the terminal just to put some icons in the desktop.
The funny part was that all that time that guy keept looking around to see if someone was watching him "being a hardcore code picker".
But that suddenly ended when a group of girls came inside and saw him. At first one said: look, a hacker, and he smiled hard and started to put nonsense commands in the terminal. But then another girl said: don't look at him, he's probably a pedofile, he uses that thing in the netbook. Then he became nervous and started closing all the windows, making his desktop visible. That was his huge mistake, because a big picture of an anime kid girl was in the background.
I can't describe how red he became and the faces of the girls. I just feel so uncomfortable.
ITT: Things that never happened
what?
>>54457338
Because windows is piece of shit, and I don't have money to buy a Mac.
>Is there a real reason for using linux?
No.
a thread died for this
>>54457351
fucking this
Well, no...
linux sucks dick but the situation you described might be actually not real at all.
WOW
>>54457338
>implying this ever happened
>implying anyone who runs linux can afford to go to starbucks
>>>/gif/8533502
Linux users irl
>>54459082
kek, looks like pulseaudio fucked up
>>54457338
lol weebs
>Because I failed long ago for the freeasinbeer meme
>he uses Linux because "muh FOSS"
Topkek
>>54457338
Fake as fuck.
No peadofile would be ashamed of his/her anime wallpaper
>>54459082
>start watching
>volume on phone is all the way up
fuckin gnome and kde
when did it go so wrong?