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>>54429700
>pic related, WTF CAPTCHA?
ITT: people post images everyone's seen before that haven't been funny for years. case in point >>54429700
>>54429765
Well fuck, got OC?
Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of shit with down syndrome.
>>54429720
0/10 not slouched enough.
>>54429705
well verify then, it takes about 2 seconds longer you twat
and that doesnt happen all the time either
>>54430931
>obviously missing the point
/g/ you say?
>>54430938
shipping is free so its great value.
>>54431137
nothing wrong with this
>>54431137
i-is that ram on usb?
>>54431265
wtf is that even?
>>54430145
Fucking kek
>>54431296
>>54431309
Reckon it's a RAM EEPROM writer
>>54430145
Did this dense motherfucker type in 10000 numbers?
>>54431426
>SINCERELY, FBI USA.
Oh my, hello FBI USA, good you're not FBI UK
>>54431498
Best part is that that page is from Reddit.
>>54430145
WOW
KEKD HARD
what is that site?
>>54429700
I don't get it.
>>54431526
Its pretty laughable, but i cant code even that. May you explain me how he was supposed to do it instead. For each next line to just have plus one digit.
>>54431491
10BASE2 for life
>>54431498
You forgot the pic, here anon.
>>54430991
what
just what
>>54431578
You let them type in their own phone number like every other website out there.
>>54431491
>>54430917
$20,000 mistake
>>54430145
How would you do this better?
>>54429720
>You will never be able to pull off that look because you're too thin.
>>54431289
This is just impressive
>>54431329
Intel stole that joke from smbc
>>54431498
>>54430145
Of course not. Obviously the options are auto-generated using a loop in PHP. Don't you know how web development works? You can't make loops in HTML.
>>54431137
>why is my RAM so bottlenecked?
>>54431709
>Don't you know how web development works?
I have like 20 minutes on codecademy. So, no i dont.
>>54430938
This thing better connect my computer to the internet even if I don't have a ISP and I just throw it at the screen.
>>54431426
Seems legit.
>>54431738
i don't get it
>>54431777
Are you retarded by chance?
Behold, Oblivion on 3.11
>>54431717
Wait... what exactly is happening here? They tore the sata connector, then soldered a new one onto it, but only with two of the power pins? Does that work?
>>54431777
Everything is big.
>>54431799
no, i'm not a macfag
>>54431833
Populating a unpopulated SATA pins on a motherboard
>>54431833
I think a lot of the pins on the sata power connector are redundant. Most of them being grounds, probe pins to help with hotswap and probably some server type features as well. A hard drive will probably work with 12v and gnd- alone.
>>54431884
I'll take twenty.
>>54431777
>trips
>>54431872
>>54431833
No, 2.5 SATA is always 5V not 12V, the motherboard probably does not even have 12V output on that SATA, even most newer 3.5 drives work only with 5V.
>>54431814
I must have spent 8 hours hemming and hawing about placing a core 2 quad into an old Dell. I even made sure I upgraded the BIOS and spent 2 weeks as I waited for the package double checking everything.
I even downloaded a pdf to apply my thermal paste.
>>54431757
Kek
>>54431921
Isn't that the voltage of a USB connector? I used to have a Seagate (I know) 2.5 drive that worked on USB power only... until right after the one year warranty, then it kept jamming up. Then I connected it directly to SATA and it started working again. I figured the voltage needed to be higher to make the worn disc spin.
>>54431570
He ripped the gpu chip out.
>>54431932
Is the joke that the tool is too old to handle a disc with this capacity?
>>54431964
Yes it is. There are two USB port cables for that, using the current of two ports, its still 5V tho.
>>54431980
More likely the drive's firmware is scrambled harder than an egg in a frying pan.
>>54432003
>>54431980
>what is 18.44EB
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exabyte
>>54432002
Then I don't understand what happened and why the SATA connectors fixed it (temporarily, just for long enough to back up my shit)
>>54432028
SATA power has more current then USB, some USB's are very limited, like 500mA. But if it just fixed it temporary then it just was a bad drive.
>>54432029
>this is how all dell computers are shipped
>>54431921
I got confused, portable drives always come with a 12v power cable if they're not usb powered.
>>54432056
My theory is that the rotor got rougher with usage and required more power as it kept being used.
>>54432056
Also yes. Seagates are always bad drives. If you did not know that already, then remember it from now on. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble in the future.
>>54432071
Are spelling errors caused by hard drive failure or viruses? I remember when my brother had viruses, badly spelled words were everywhere.
>>54431821
nope
>>54431921
>>54432066
SATA by standard provides 3.3V, 5V, and 12V. 2.5" HDDs only use the 5V so they can run off of USB power
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_ATA#Power_connectors
>>54432066
They have both, 12V and 5V.
2.5 drives only use the 5V lane, 12V is used by older 3.5 drives.
It should write on the back of the adapter like:
>12V 2A
>5V 2A
>>54432089
Won't matter soon anyway, SSDs are gonna catch up in price per TB.
>>54432074
More power = more current not more voltage
>>54432089
Thanks, I'll remember that.
>>54431738
every time i see this i laugh, no matter what
>>54432128
>Seagate SSD
>>54432155
The point is that nobody will be buying HDDs anymore
>>54432097
RAM failure more likely
>>54432107
You got me, its actually Unreal...
>>54432049
those shifty eyes looking around tho
>>54432049
shifty-eyed motherfucker
>>54432128
At this rate it will take decades.
>>54432155
It's gonna break at least 10 times as fast.
>>54432198
>>54432203
dat hivemind
>>54432230
>No Results Found
Aww
Does anyone have that pic that basically illustrated OOP expectation vs realty? Basically ideally it's alright but it creates a mess.
>>54432209
the face of anguish
>>54432281
no clue, but i have this
>>54432281
can't find it
someone post
>>54432252
Looks like he did everything right. I don't know why his video is fucked.
>>54430145
Why not have a text box and basic validation?
>>54431618
What's going on? Are they pulling the cables out of the ground? Are they being damaged?
>>54432388
Come back when they have a cure for retardation.
>>54432385
Are you fucking stupid? Modern PCBs are layered. He cut a trace inside the board.
>>54432178
hahaha, we all know the original anon
>>54431426
>new anti-porn on cellphone laws
thanks ted cruz
>>54432429
This one is more or less realistic.
>>54432371
>i hope my name won;t be on tv
>>54432429
>anti-aliased font
k
>>54431757
this is the kind of jokes we'll be doing to our grand kids when we're 80 and they'll hate it.
i cant wait
>>54431426
You looking FINED too bb
>>54432388
They were drilling for something, and looks like they're idiots because they didn't check on what might be underground, and hit the local internet cables.
>>54432512
>implying you will reproduce
>>54432209
Jesus! This guy needs a Mac, he can be apples problem
>>54432071
Could be that, bad RAM, or bad display controller (although in the matter case, I would expect more then typos)
>>54432596
They can afford it.
>>54432371
I've seen this so many times, but only just now realized that that webpage says "Watchtower Bible and Tract Society". It looks like one of those conspiracy sites uncovering the 'truth' about Jehovah's Witnesses.
Being a news cameraman must be a fun job.
>>54429705
>not using the superior legacy captcha
>>54431814
Topkek
>>54431137
So that's how you download more RAM.
>>54432916
And that's how you upgrade CPU.
And Intel fag's still get mad when Intel is called a goy jew company...
>>54432113
I don't get that webm.
>>54432049
FUCK THE RULES. I MAKE MY OWN
>>54432977
HOLY PISS
>>54432071
>Not booting wath Fetwgrkifg
What the fuck would you even do wathout Fetwgrkifg?
>>54432977
Is this real? How the fuck would it work?
>>54432984
they plugged the charing cable back into the laptop
and it thinks its charging
>>54432178
wait, is that running natively? how?
>>54433065
these were real, and at the time of the pentium 4+ era these were really common
it was kinda like a firmware upgrade, it just changed the way the CPU worked on the digital end
and actually, for my thinkstation at least, it helped quite alot
>>54433070
Oh thanks, I didn't know which one of the tray icons was important.
>>54433065
It allowed you to unlock the cpu to overclock and increase performance, and it is real lel
it was 50$
>>54432706
I wanna see how you make a thread with legacy caotcha! :3
Not reply, but [Start a New Thread]
>>54432071
>EEC is a meme
>>54433209
Have you considered not being a retard?
>>54433091
Yes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Win32s
>>54431602
Fuck, I remember reading somewhere before F# came out, that C# got his name because "it's like C++ but two times better" (so, 4 Plus signs)
>>54433256
>needing 3 million ports
>>54433065
>>54433102
>>54433141
No overclock unlock, you already could overclock them, CPU's back then where not locked but it unlocked more L cache and HyperThreading.
>>54433320
I have yet to be able to find a product page for that.
>>54433256
who thought it was a good idea to put the pictures over the text?
>>54433253
>implying you can natevly do that on 4chan
Tsk tsk
>>54433294
>he doesn't plug his phone, mouse, flash drive, backup drive, coffee warmer, reading light, fax machine, and emergency defibrillator into his laptop at all times.
>>54433294
Face it, the original MacBook Air was pants-on-head retarded. I mean an eSATA port? Really? Yes, a full HDD enclosure really complements an Ultrabook. Thankfully they replaced it with a Thunderbolt port which is far better.
>>54433392
Oh wait, it's a Micro DVI port not an eSATA, which somehow makes it worse.
>>54431289
I told Sergei to manually connect all pins to CPU Slot and he aktually did it! the absolute madman!
>>54433476
best one so far
>>54432848
>thepiratebay.se
>Not gnu.org or fsf.org
>>54433510
Lets start reporting gnu.org
>>54433541
I need those...
>>54433541
that webm is immensely satisfying, please tell me there's more
>>54433541
I came.
Does /g/ count? Because this board is a joke now
>>54431691
Stay classy.
>>54433541
Faster you slut
>>54433271
dayum
>>54433271
How is that humor?
>>54432209
I've actually had to install a Hyper 212 like that, since in the normal position it would have collided with the top exhaust fan.
>>54430917
Call before you dig
>811
>>54433596
>tfw someone saved my screenshot
feelsgoodman
>>54433781
when did you take it?
>>54433798
Yesterday desu, can't remember the time. I've also switched from FF to Opera now as my rice fucks shit up.
>>54431137
>usb ramdisk
>usb
>ramdisk
kill me
>>54431610
>trusting user input ever
>>54433781
>tfw I took my own screenshot
>>54432406
Savage.
>>54431691
Fuck it, I'll buy a new one.
>>54433844
>GEE CHAN DAYSOOKEY
Holy kek
>>54433870
>>54433844
>>54433596
What the fuck happened yesterday?
>>54430938
>this over 20foot long 2$ 5e
u wot
>>54433870
what is that abortion of an OS
>>54431709
You can inn CSS IIRC.
>>54433886
Some butthurt anti-anime /v/-fag spammed threads with "/g/-chan, daisuki~" in an attempt to get the threads banned, like they did the same with desktop threads.
>>54433891
Windows 8.1 with an XP theme.
>>54433870
>that shit-tier theme
>>54433870
>tfw missed it because daisuki is filtered
>>54433909
Can't be a /v/-fag, they love anime
>>54433912
>tfw it's accurate
Kill me
>>54432071
Don't select Scotts as your default language.
guys does anyone have that comic with the DHCP guy destroying the packet and the dude losing wifi signal?
>>54433909
There was a new thread every minute, I doubt it was just one anon.
Probably a group of people who got sick of mods being so incompetent.
>>54433886
Daisuki thread got spammed like crazy and /g/ had it's first penis rate thread
>>54433065
They sell a laptop for $50 less, then charge $50 to make it faster
>>54433339
Did you try?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Elfidelity-PC-Filtering-card-SATA-Power-Noise-Filter-purify-PC-HiFi-Hard-disk/32487227264.html
>>54432209
More of these.
>>54432071
Right now, video output is in text mode, meaning the computer just gives the video adapter some text, and the adapter draws it on the screen. Unfortunately, it appears that the video memory that stores this text is malfunctioning. For every wrong character, take a look at how many letters away it is from the correct letter. Each wrong character is 8 letters "less" than it should be (o->g, i->a, etc). From this, we can deduce that the 4th least significant bit (2^3) is stuck at 0 when it should be a 1.
>>54433899
CSS IS A FUCKING STYLING LANGUAGE. STOP DOING EVERYTHING WITH IT
>>54433541
neat
>>54432319
>>54432281
I got you senpai.
>>54434060
Jesus Christ fampai calm the fuck down.
>>54432984
This board is infested with the worst idiots I've seen in a while.
>>54433923
>MY SIDES
>>54434137
This faggot is worse than that Apple and Beats hoarder.
>>54434137
Brand loyalism is so retarded, especially when it reaches these levels.
>>54434124
I'm just pissed off because at some point there were those hipsters coding the great majority of their webpages in CSS as if HTML was dirty. Web development is constantly getting pulled every way because of special snowflake hipsters who always want to do things in an overly complicated new technique rather than use the tools provided for their intended usage.
Remember frames? They got way too convenient at some point and suddenly it was "bad form" to use them. Seriously, what?
>>54434137
>>54434179
>>54434192
desu the energy drinks are what worries me the most
you can buy as much hardware as you want, but you can't buy back your ruined health
>>54434248
People like him are better off dead.
>>54434248
You can, but its much more expensive then anything that kids combined generations will ever make.
>>54434217
Whats wrong with frames is that you can open a new like and lose your frames, look at futaba for example
>>54434217
>Web development is constantly getting pulled every way because of special snowflake hipsters
nah, porn.
>>54431884
The funny part is, that it actually has a processor and memory
>>54434137
I desperately hope all that shit was given to him as some sort of twitch brand deal
>>54431289
not even mad, thats impressive.
do we know if that worked?
>>54434217
Come on now grandpa, if you had ever done any web work, you would have to admit that doing layout in pre-flexbox HTML is absolute garbage.
>>54431691
gonna need that wallpaper for science
>>54434376
it should
>>54431624
hahaha so funi
>>54434394
It works if you know what you're doing. HTML is piss-easy to learn and you can do any sort of fucked up layout you can think of with some trial and error and googling. CSS is for declaring styles and applying them consistently to your HTML layout to use and to access visual properties of the elements in your page that HTML can not control or can only control poorly. If you actually start laying things out in the page in your CSS sheet, you're taking a complex route to a simple problem that was solved decades ago.
>>54431932
"computer over? virus = very yes?"
>>54434482
sure you can dumbass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Grail_(web_design)
>>54432626
lol thats fucked
>>54431691
lol, I actually didn't notice the animu wallpaper. I was hung up on the whole "We have phone, now call us to get phone back"
>>54433567
Holy fuck that's a moist freezer.
>>54432049
>dat dissaproval hand
>gets me evrytiem
>>54433596
All those unanswered threads....it's like you guys don't want to be daisukied.
>>54433781
One of my posts is in this thread and was posted to reddit, I fucking hate it
>>54434624
I'm sorry anon.
>>54432209
this should be an advertising campaign for gigabyte
>look at the shit our boards have t go through, AND STILL WORK
>>54431582
Young niggas don't be knowing a missing cap meant all ya 1s and 0s just done fell out the end of the cable
>>54433271
>>54433727
>AMD
>Street legal
>>54434672
forgot ma pic
>>54432512
The only way I'll ever have grandkids is if they summon themselves into existence without parents.
>>54431738
>Those smooth lines and fonts.
Jobs was a true genius ahead of his time.
>>54434729
Æ S T H E T I C
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>>54432209
Did anyone ever figure out what the fuck the tabasco was doing there?
>>54434755
What the fuck. Sauce?
>>54434690
Ha ha so funny
>>54433179
ANIME OPEN YOUR EYES
>>54433968
>first penis rate thread
How long have you been on /g/? Lurk moar.
>>54434741
le glider le le
>>54433293
I've always hear it was two plus signs overlapping sort of like pic related.
>>54434840
This is so fucking autismal, yet so cute looking. Audiophiles can be so cringey.
>>54434452
>>54434376
It did but some wires are broken now.
>>54434892
>penis rate thead
Wat
>>54434694
Kek, good old times.
>>54435028
penises are technology.
>>54434985
Waiting for dx12
>>54434985
Wasn't it possible to use ATI for your main GPU and Nvidia just for the PhysX shit? Maybe it was a dream
>>54434939
Fuck. I googled it and for several minutes I was sure this was real.
>>54435056
this is funny?
>>54435056
>Preloaded with Safari
>>54434915
Is that someone's attempt at a homemade sound card or what?
>>54434801
Press tab and enter
You are supposed to understand the basics of computers to be on here
>>54435094
https://hackaday.com/2016/04/01/apple-introduces-their-answer-to-the-raspberry-pi/
>>54435089
It was and still is.
And when DX12 comes out they can even co-op on rendering.
>>54435094
>several minutes
just click reverse image search, takes two clicks
>>54435130
Yes. That's obviously an april's fool prank.
>>54433825
>not validating user input
>>54435147
I said I believed for several minutes, not that I googled it for several minutes.>>54435152
>>54435045
Finest of what tech can offer.
>>54435152
Probably playing the first game in this video and having the time of their life while this bitch is being all judgemental:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_KocDSGk5c
>>54435116
Russian Game Blaster clone
>>54429855
How is that picture funny?
>>54435270
it's a yes no question and how can you not know if you don't own a kindle
>>54435270
Because it's funny that people don't know what e-reader they have? I mean, your average Joe isn't going to buy one.
>>54430145
what?
>>54433553
God I hope that guy tipped her after fucking with her
>>54432406
Lol saw that coming miles away
>>54432388
the were drilling and didnt check for cables and wound that shit up like spaghetti on a fork
>>54432209
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
>>54434217
CSS should be used in a lot of situations; pretty much wherever HTML isn't sufficient.
The alternative is JQuery, which leads to slow to load and sluggish/unresponsive webpages. At least CSS is fast.
>>54432329
Did they... ever patch/fix this?
>>54433541
>>54433566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S988Z8-PaVg
bretty fucking neat
>>54432302
This is the standard error message when you forget a ; in c++.
>>54435435
It probably got fixed in any newer editions, but patches weren't really a thing, for small software like that anyway.
>>54433997
Holy fuck it's actually real
>>54430145
>>54431526
How did this happen? Was there no oversight?
>>54433765
Cool shit, I'd get that if you're into RTR
>>54435480
>Wing Commander
>Small software
o-okay dude...
>>54433765
>Call before you dig
Construction companies like to act like they own the city.
>>54433541
>plug in second cable
>earthquake happens
>>54435589
I meant as opposed to something like Windows, which might get patches in the form of service packs
>>54432302
You forgot to sign your int faggot
>>54434915
thats pretty impressive desu
>>54432406
rekt
>>54433336
Under rated.
>>54435634
This is so true, working in construction once we cut down trees what where not even on our objects territory, just because they where in the way, worse, they where next to a tree, so they put me to reroute traffic while they cut the trees, man, that was awesome.
Oh did I mention, it was in the center of a city.
>>54436392
not next to a tree but a road*
fuck 6AM
>>54432049
I played this machine.
It does this all the time
