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Why do they call it a programming language if you make apps with it?
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Why do they call it a programming language if you make apps with it?
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>>54398808
im not so sure you understand how stupid your question is
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>>54398847
im not so sure you understand how stupid your post is
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I wonder if Stallman read a thread just like this and that's why he called /g/ asinine.
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>>54398933
He saw a desktop thread or something with anime.
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What an inane question.
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>>54399035
What an inane shitpost.
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>>54398808
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It's probably because in order to write something, it must be a language, and in order to app something, it must be an appwhich. You see, when you cook an appwhich in your eclipse web browser, you have to wait about ten arcseconds, or until crispy brown. This results in the most perfect appwhich ever known to man. This is an important step towards creating programs, but there is a large distinction between programs and appwhiches. I will start by explaining what it is that a program is. First, a program is executed. Once the program has executed, it has become immune to the plague. Now that that is out of the way, I will discuss appwhiches. An appwhich is created in the JavaScript programming language, and eaten. Once the appwhich is eaten, the person who eats it becomes immune to the plague. This is why apps are superior, and in turn, due to the fact that superior things are a superset of insuperior things, appwhich languages can also be considered programming languages.
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>>54401774
ok. so it's an apple sandwich?
i like apple flavored tea. i call them applets which is short for apple t's which is short for apple teas which is short for apple flavored teas.
i'd like to try appwiches with my applets.
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>>54398808
get out
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Why do they call it an applicating language if you make programs with it?
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