Every day until you like it.
https://nonfree.pizza
>>54348199
thanks doc
>>54348199
When the hell is that damn domain name going to expire?
>>54348199
>he paid $33 for a .pizza
lol
>>54348199
no cp pls
>>54348832
$60 he said
WTF is going on here?
I don't OP's joke.
>>54348199
Fucking faggot fuck bitch fuck you didn't post this for the past couple of days.
>>54348942
Don't bully pizza-kun
>>54348848
No 126€
stream that film, if you're so great
>>54348199
Daisuki pizza-kun.
>>54348199
Im gonna be submitting some copyright violation submissions. I'm sorry but you jts not right when you don't have the license to use that anime
>>54348199
I HATE IT
>buying nonfree pizza
lol
what was she actually throwing this much of a fit about?
>>54349390
>buy
>free pizza
>>54348199
Checking a websites source before ordering your food is something is something I can easily imagine being done by the most autistic fa/g/s here.
But you're not cute girls. You're fat ugly pasty faggots.
i watched this entire series and hardly remember a fucking thing. i think inaba and iori had a thing for MC....yeah.
anime name?
>>54349468
>you're not cute girls
Yes I am, me with the stuffed neko
>>54349285
>being a stream fag
>>54349503
Boku no free javascript
>>54349503
kokoro connect
It's shit btw
>>54349523
me on the left
>>54349468
I just purchase hot and ready pizzas from Little Caesars when I want pizza. Maybe I could try ordering as a cute girl some time.
>>54349503
Boku no Pico
>>54349503
Boku no Pizza
>>54349523
me sharing the chocolate
>>54349523
me on the right next to you
>>54348199
I like it
>>54348890
An anon has posted a copypasta to /g/ almost daily:
>want to order pizza online
>order website requires nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve
It comes with OP's image attachment in every post, often named "cry.png". The image became associated with the "non-free pizza" pasta.
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22tfw+the+botnet+wants+me+to+starve%22
>>54349523
me with the cameltoe
>>54349523
me with the sketchpad
>>54349525
>being doc
>start playing the mana world for the first time in months
>enjoying until I start getting bad lag spikes
>find this thread
Fuck off I'm trying to stunlock yetis
For those of you who want to download the video without using your web browser:wget https://nonfree.pizza/cry.webm
But legit just drive to the pizza place :^)
>>54349769
Don't forget the subs:wget https://nonfree.pizza/cry.vtt
Also walk, it's better for you.
>>54349769
>driving
BOTNET
>>54349523
My lying on the bed with the uncomfortable look on my face.
>>54348199
TheDOCTYPEelement is missing and should be added. Likewise, the HTML language is missing.<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
>>54349397
Q from Star Trek made her conscious about her latent feelings for MC because she wasn't being dramatic enough.
>>54349907
>two html tags
In which browser does this not work as is?
That's a quite slow server, by the way.$ ftp https://nonfree.pizza/cry.webm
Trying 74.65.49.45...
Requesting https://nonfree.pizza/cry.webm
100% |********************************************************************************************************************************************************| 2714 KB 00:14
2780040 bytes received in 14.76 seconds (183.92 KB/s)
>>54349930
It's not valid HTML. Browsers fallback to quirks mode.
>>54349417
It's free as in freedom, not free as in free pizza.
>>54350015
Yes, I have it capped so I can do things while serving
>>54348199
niceme.me
I "fixed" all the HTML and CSS and improved accessibility.[1] You're welcome.
[1]: https://wubthecaptain.eu/files/cry.html
>>54350287
I'll do Finnish subtitles in a minute, because why not?
>>54350332
Actually, I realized "non-free" does not translate very well in Finnish. There are two different verbs for "gratis" and "free" in Finnish.
>>54349769
>your car uses nonfree software in its ECM
>your car uses nonfree software in its headunit
>tfw the botnet really wants you to fucking starve
>>54350411
>in its headunit
In its what?
>>54350429
Head unit. The thing that has your radio and shit senpai. Pretty much every car made in the last 10 years will have a head unit that contains some sort of non free software.
>>54350429
>headunit
generally written "head unit", this is what normies like you would call the "radio" or "stereo" (kek)
>>54350447
My radio and the controls for the heat don't run any software in general in my car. The display for my radio is an LCD capable of displaying a few 7 segment numbers, whether I'm on AM or FM, and not much else.
>>54350287
>controls
The lack of controls was an intended design choice.
>no autoplay
Again, design choice. People come to this site to see memes, not to have to click.
>>54350497
Either way, if your car has EFI (Electronic Fuel Injection), your cars ECM (computer) will contain a buttload of nonfree software. :^) You cannot escape, faggot.
>>54349417
educate yourself
http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.html
>>54350520
> The lack of controls was an intended design choice.
And a terrible one for accessibility. See WCAG 2.0, section 1.4.2.
> >no autoplay
> Again, design choice. People come to this site to see memes, not to have to click.
Also terrible for accessibility because the audio visual is longer than 3 seconds. WCAG 2.0, section 1.4.2.
It's not 1990 anymore. Welcome to the accessible web.
>>54349417
Go suck on some fish paste
>>54350520
>>54350592
Understanding Success Criterion 1.4.2 https://www.w3.org/TR/UNDERSTANDING-WCAG20/visual-audio-contrast-dis-audio.html
It's few paragraphs in "Intent of this Success Criterion" if you don't want to read all of it. In short, screen reader users may have hard time finding how to stop and play the video without controls and to make sense of the video.
>>54350656
>>54350411
I drive a Tesla, what now?
>>54350592
>If any audio on a Web page plays automatically for more than 3 seconds, either a mechanism is available to pause or stop the audio, or a mechanism is available to control audio volume independently from the overall system volume level.
See Note 1 of the mechanism definition. Right click menu still works.
>>54350664
Blind or visually impaired viewers aren't going to get the joke anyway. They'd need to have seen the cry.png spam in the first place, then make the connection to the scene in the webm.
>>54350520
I could have also gone a step further and fixed the issue with ">" being pronounced as "greater than (equal (sign))" in screen readers, but I am not entirely sure how to do this. Maybe an empty<abbr>element, but that seems like abuse. I am not sure if CSS:beforecontent is pronounced in screen readers.
>>54350705
Many users cannot use the mouse because of chronic pain, they can't see the cursor because of poor or no vision.
This does not give you an excuse to make web pages non-accessible.
>>54350722
> Many users cannot use the mouse because of chronic pain, they can't see the cursor because of poor or no vision.
or other reasons, such as motor control disorders who may prefer to use a keyboard.
>>54350682
>implying your car isn't literally non-free software on wheels
Nice try, Elon.
>>54350722
There's also a mechanism in place that I could never remove: close the tab if you don't want to see the video. This is a meme site; you're honestly not missing much.
>>54350739
>may prefer to use a keyboard
How does your version account for that?
>>54350788
> How does your version account for that?<video>element controls.
>>54350799
I just pulled it up, hit "m," no mute, hit a bunch of buttons on the keyboard, audio kept playing.
>>54350287
Also your page has a scrollbar somehow. I'm not even sure how you managed that.
I occasionally enjoy Wub's immense autism.
/blog
>>54350819
I don't know which user agent you're using. I am not an expert in that area anyway, so I may also be wrong and I do not know what the common keyboard shortcuts are for video controls.
Consider that many screen reader users may also use browser extensions to help do their tasks, if their web browser doesn't give the keyboard shortcuts.
>>54350841
Inserting a HTML<!DOCTYPE>does it. I could dooverflow: hidden;in CSS but it's not perfect. Some user agents also set few pixels of margin/padding to the bottom of the document in body background color.
If you have a fix for it, I'll include it. Usually this is a non-issue for things likeladies.html[1], which uses the same CSS for html and body elements.
[1]: https://wubthecaptain.eu/files/ladies.html
>>54350905
And before anyone shouts at me,ladies.htmlis not very accessible. I know.
>>54350287
I made a minor adjustment and specified the video container and codecs so that older browsers which cannot playback the video/audio will not.<source src="cry.webm" type="video/webm; codecs='vp9, flac'">
>>54351093
>flac
>>54351093
I am a little surprised Validator.nu has not updated their checker against the WHATWG specification that allows this. It's giving me a false positive error.
>>54351141
Yes, there's FLAC audio in the WebM container. I don't remember that being allowed.Playing: https://wubthecaptain.eu/files/cry.webm
(+) Video --vid=1 (*) 'Kokoro Connect 10 - What Saying It Means' (vp9)
(+) Audio --aid=1 --alang=jpn (*) 'FLAC' (opus)
The website isn't working for me.
Get your shit together, OP.
>>54351156
>'Kokoro Connect 10 - What Saying It Means' (vp9)
>'FLAC' (opus)
>>54351093
>>54351156
About Validator.nu, it doesn't seem to like reversed single and double quotes around type. Maybe this is a bug.
This is valid:<source src="cry.webm" type='video/webm; codecs="vp9, flac"'>
This is invalid:type="video/webm; codecs='vp9, flac'"
Arguably, the WHATWG spec says to use single-quotes with double-quotes nested in.
Then again, why do we need a HTML page for playing a WebM video which can contain WEBVTT subtitles in itself?
>>54351180
>iphone
>>54351181
> >'FLAC' (opus)
Ah, thanks for spotting that. I'm blind. I also didn't mux this container.
>>54351202
I'm not on an iPhone.
>>54351211
It might be one of your extensions, apparently Noscript blocks<track>elements
>>54350535
Just looked it up, my car ECM uses a Hitatchi H8/532 16 bit micro controller that has documentation available online and that I could read the code off of if I really wanted to or I could just look at the firmware someone else ripped that's already online (though adding my own free code would require buying a new micro controller and replacing the old one as it uses an internal EPROM).
Picture of the ECM with some information and a copy of the ECM code that the micro controller runs if you're interested:
http://www.rhinopower.org/ECUs/79E50/79E50.html
>>54351196
the fuck you mean 'we'
>>54351211
>>54351180
Why'd you post the Himegoto thing?
>>54351196
> Then again, why do we need a HTML page for playing a WebM video which can contain WEBVTT subtitles in itself?
Obviously I meant to say a "WebM container".
>>54351196
I tested embedded subs in Icecat before going live; it said the video was corrupt
>>54351249
I was trying out the file uploader for 4Chan X, forgot to remove it.
>>54351196
>>54351255
That, and a straight up video doesn't get the controls out of the way or try to guarantee autoplay
>>54351274
The controls get hidden just fine for me. There's no autoplay in the<video>element because it would violate the WCAG 2.0 accessibility guidelines.
>>54348199
You fatass
>>54351291
>accessibility guidelines
I literally do not care at this stage. When I get around to writing that free software pizza ordering app at https://nonfree.pizza/order I'll be sure to make it as accessible as possible.
I should also note that the greater than equal sign in WebVTT subtitles must be escaped as>.
See: https://developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/Web/API/Web_Video_Text_Tracks_Format#Cue_Payload
I'm also thinking there's a way to mark which person is speaking in subtitles for increased accessibility. Investigating.
Could someone also tell me the names of every person speaking in the video? I haven't watched the anime.
>>54351377
With the>, I meant this last paragraph in the subtitles:01:03.820 --> 01:08.500
<i>>tfw the botnet wants me to starve</i>
>>54351377
>there's a way to mark which person is speaking
There is. I decided against it for bandwidth reasons, and because WebVTT isn't well supported in Firefox derivs. anyway.
>>54351405cry.vttis 1348 bytes large. ok kid.
>>54351416
Yes.
Question, why do the last few lines of subtitles say "Inaban" and not "Inaba"? Is it a Japanese honorific-like thing?
>>54351451
It's the equivalent of calling a Johnson a Johnny or a Megumi a Megumin. It's cute.
I think I'm going to have more trouble with the use of "italics" for the last line of WebVTT subtitles. It would seem like<c.quote>would be better for styling purposes, because<i>can be used elsewhere that's not "greentexting".
See: https://developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/Web/HTML/Element/i01:03.820 --> 01:08.500
<i>>tfw the botnet wants me to starve</i>
>>54351486
Ah, thanks.
>>54351525
By the way, that subtitle track is copyrighted by default, so creating derived works is infringement, so enjoy getting sued :^)
>>54351571
>creating derived works is infringement
this is literally what the fair use act prevents
>>54351590
>for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research,
>>54351624
sauce
>>54351662
17 U.S.C.§107
Look it up fampai
>54351196
That's because MIME isn't part of the HTML standard and doesn't do flip-floppy quotes. You can use "video/webm; codecs="vp9, flac4".
> >his browser can't play webm
Isn't it incorrect to say "play", when WebM is just a container for different media? You open the container and then play the media inside (if there are any). If the container was empty, you don't really play anything.
Get it?
>>54351711
I don't think that's what it's about.
See WHATWG HTML specification, section 4.8.3 The source element: https://html.spec.whatwg.org/multipage/embedded-content.html#the-source-element
>>54351724
Also, it's a false assumption that the viewer is always male.
>>54351724
>>54351766
I fixed this accordingly:><abbr title="that feeling when">tfw</abbr> your browser doesn't support HTML video
>>54348199
fuck off
>>54351789
Even better:<span aria-hidden="true">></span><abbr title="that feeling when">tfw</abbr> your browser doesn't support HTML video
Okay, I added the voices to WebVTT subtitles.
https://wubthecaptain.eu/files/cry.vtt
>>54351405
The voices in subtitles also allow to customize each character's voice with different subtitle color. Again, to improve the experience and accessibility (for the deaf).
All we really need now is the captions file, for some things like hesitation and crying.
>>54352075
Any ideas for typesetting the subtitles? Fonts, colors?
>>54352075
>with different subtitle color
Not on my browser, and I'd rather not support features which are only supported on the chromium botnet.
>>54352112
::cue pseudo-element is supported in everything but Firefox. Only Opera Mini doesn't support WebVTT subtitles at all.
It's not only a Chromium thing.
Source: http://caniuse.com/#search=webvtt
>>54352128
Firefox is the premier browser for the free software minded. That it winds up being way behind in standards is irrelevant.
Though I would go the extra mile if this were anything more than a meme site, it's just that: a meme site, and I didn't want to spend so much on this at this stage.
>>54352151
> Firefox is the premier browser for the free software minded.
I could argue for long about this, but if Firefox did stand up for freedom they'd not include DRM in their browser for HTML video.
Chromium is free software too. Then there's the JavaScript trap.
Of course no software is perfect and standards compliance may take a while, but by the looks of it Firefox is going to implement ::cue pseudo-element support eventually. Hopefully soon.
But that doesn't really give you a good argument why"::cue is bad".
(Reposted with correct formatting.)
>>54352180
>>54352189
>"::cue is bad"
I neither said that nor implied it. What I did say is that even participating in this thread is more extra effort than I wanted to spend on this right now.
>>54352215
> What I did say is that even participating in this thread is more extra effort than I wanted to spend on this right now.
Guess you wanted it with your repetitive behavior: attention. You received it, and quite positive attention too.
>>54352232
Honestly just making retards on the internet smile at a meme domain is enough for me, and that's what I did.
>>54352248
Consider that with this attention now you can make the "actual retards" on the Internet smile too if you'd like. That's what I did.
>>54350535
Not that guy but my car has mechanical fuel injection and a 4spd manual, so no computer in the transmission either
>tfw 1970s BMW respects your freedoms
>>54352258
>blind/visually impaired people are retarded
>>54352281
Is a motor control disorder a retardation?
>>54349666
you are very lewd oneechan ;_;
>>54348199
>2016
>not 3D printing GPL licensed pizza from source
>>54350374
>tfw when a clearer language ruins your pizza joke
Just include a translator's note I guess.
>>54350682
But do you run gentoo in a chroot on your Tesla like I do?
t. install gentoo
>>54352622
Ur doing that meme wrong
>Forcing a meme
im glad it worked out for you.
>>54349662
>this shit was spawned in May 2015
>mfw that was 53 years ago
fuck I'm old
Pizza is for fatfucks with no taste for real cuisine
>>54348199
What the fuck did I just watch
>>54349523
MOOOODS
>>54349537
No u
>>54349378
HE HATES IT
>>54353897
>not getting younger every year
>>54350053
>hosting a website on your own connection
>linking said website to /g/
bad idea lad
>>54354332
website hacked xDDD
>tfw this meme literally ruined my chances of enjoying the series
fuck you /g/
>>54348199
10/5 pretty gud, altho it requires javascript so -10/0
>>54357155
It doesn't idiot
>>54355084
you ruined it to yourself, kill yourself
>>54357184
yes it does moron
>>54357202
find the javascript on the page dumdum
>>54348199
But we already like it sempai
>>54353634
>ree don't use memes wrong
famalam
don't say things like that
>>54348199
I watched the first four episodes of this show because of your stupid fucking thread
Fuck you forever
>>54349662
It's not FUNNY if you have to EXPLAIN it
>>54361004
He wouldn't have to EXPLAIN it if you weren't RETARDED and LURKED MOAR
