>the laptop is covered in ugly ass stickers
>>54339820
>image.jpg
>>54339820
>>54340124
The desktop background is a streched image
>her phone has a broken screen
Every grill ever
This is my secret waifu refuge
Normies get out
>they store all their files in "the cloud"
>the closest thing to a pc they own is their phone
>automatic updates: enabled
>upgrading before you have a performance issue, just because of fashion
>"why should i care how a computer works, i dont know how my car works either, ill just go through live dumb as shit, reliant on everyone around me, and ill get away with it too, because i have a hole between my legs and 2 bags of flesh on my chest"
women in tech, people
>>54340142
>image.jpg
>>54340237
>image.jpg
>>54340292
>image.jpg
>>54340312
that image
>>54340292
gross
>>54340237
>be a grill
>never smashed a phone because I'm not a troglodyte who uses a phone as a club to batter mammoths
>>54340312
Tldr?
>>54340445
tits or gtfo
>>54340472
tl;dr feminist keeps nagging her fiance until he breaks up with her, cue
>I've been up all night crying and don't know what to do. I was getting married next yer and now I've got to find a place to live and I'm single. I don't know what to do.
>>54340472
>dad dies
>womyn still mocks father and car culture
>argues and tries to control man and tell him to sell father's car collection
>flips out and bad mouths recently deceased father and calls him a SHITLORD
>man gets moment of clarity and stays at deceased father's house for 2 weeks
>finally gets in contact with stronk womyn and says he needs to talk
>breaks up with the bitch and literally throws a party
>boo hoo why does this happen to me?
>>54340472
male/female incompatibility over the male having a hard time and leaving because the female didn't get that
>>54340237
every grill I know has their phone in an eyesore case and doesn't break them
>>54340544
>>54340569
Thanks
>>54340445
Tell your little airheaded friends to get a case that actually protects their phone instead of some bejeweled piece of shit with an airbrushed butterfly in pastel colors
>>54340472
men are from mars, women are from venus
>4:3 selfie for their background
Does Bridget Regan make you fämälämäzoids go "SQUEE!"
>>54341101
She makes my dick go squee when it ejaculates
>>54341138
No need to be lewd.
>>54339820
I still cum her face.
>>54341854
Totally uncalled for
Post more Dottie tropes
>>54340627
No don't. I earn a shittonne of money selling insurance to these retards.
>>54340237
>doing shit while phone is in breast pocket
>completely forget about phone
>phone falls out and drops 3ft face down onto gravel
>giant crack diagonally across the display
>kind of expected to handle shit rougher than that
whelp
>backround is a screenshot of an instagram post
>>(OP)
Retro hair + red lipstick give me a Progressive Flo boner.
