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Employee identified

http://techcrunch.com/video/rovi-buys-tivo-crunch-report/519621628/?ncid=rightrail_cr
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William Tell
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When the code review shits on you rofl
the kid must've done some stupid shit
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>>54336658
>suicide
jews pls
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>suicide at the factory
>suicide at the office

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>54336658
Buckwheat lives!
(and she has a mustache)
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>>54336658
>posting link to a video report

Please die, then kill yourself, and die again
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Because OP is faggot, I'll tell you the answer instead of you having to sit through a shitty video

Santa Clara County Sheriff's office identified the man asEdward Thomas Mackowiak, a software engineer at Apple. According to a police statement, Mackowiak shot himself in the head. It is not clear how Mackowiak managed to get the gun past Apple's notoriously stringent security.
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Why would such a privileged white male kill him self?
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>>54337436
>It is not clear how Mackowiak managed to get the gun past Apple's notoriously stringent security.
If it's anything like the security on their software it probably wasn't that hard.
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>>54337436
but why...? it must've been pajeet's code
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>>54337436
In the butt
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>>54337436
he brought it in piece by piece in his butt hole.
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>>54337633
>>54337812
>implying Apple security doesn't check employees assholes going in AND out if the building.
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>>54336658
So....so....Apple is really on suicide watch???
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So who killed him /g/?
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>>54338019
read the thread idiot
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>>54338019
da joooos.
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Don't give attention to anyone who fucking kills themself, it's absurd and contributes to even more absurdity
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>>54337812
Built the gun on a 3D printer inside the office.
Proof of concept suicide.
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>>54338385
does this mean they'll be announcing the iPrint soon?
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>>54337598

Top kek
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>>54337436
>It is not clear how Mackowiak managed to get the gun past Apple's notoriously stringent security.
1.3 million dollars
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>>54338019
ghost of steve jobs
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>>54337598
They probably run a security through obscurity policy in real life as well.
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Is that what they mean by killer apps?
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>>54336658
Is she seriously holdng a rubik's cube just to look "smarter"?
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>>54339896
Mild kek

Also,
>""""suicide""""
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>>54336658
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>>54336658
>rovi-buys-tivo-crunch-report
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>>54337598
>underated
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>>54337598
>>54337812
>>54337935
>>54338385
>>54338536
iPhone gun
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>>54337610
Underrated post
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>>54337436
He was assassinated dummy.
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>>54336658
When that Google guy died of an OD while his hooker was suspected of doing it on purpose back in SF there awhile ago nobody seemed to say much.

Almost like Google can make the public consciousness forget things it wants them to.
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He was obviously assassinated for not releasing the back door key to the FBI.
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he probably dumped his life savings on apple stock just before the dive.

faggot
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>>54337598
Fucking kek.
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