Do you intentionally do spaghetti code, /g/?
>>54323986
It's called "Job security". Don't forget to use tons of custom, obscure programs and languages too.
Spaghetti code uses GOTO by definition.
Sorry I don't use laguages that allow that
>>54324007
this. nothing wrong with my code if I know how it works
>>54324019
You're wrong
>>54323986
I nest so many ifs that if my boss was to replace me the programmer that comes after me would an hero the first day of his job.
>>54323986
http://www.se.rit.edu/~tabeec/RIT_441/Resources_files/How%20To%20Write%20Unmaintainable%20Code.pdf
You'lol never lose your job without bringing the company down with you.
>>54324019
>Spaghetti code uses GOTO by definition.
ok kid
>>54324049
what if you got promoted?
>>54323986
Yes, I don't get paid enough to actually care
>>54324107
I avoid getting promoted, I don't want that. I take a cigarette break every 5 min even though the boss forbids it. I am the exception. If the boss says something "but anon... I said no, don't do that, don't take cigarette breaks so often..." I just tell him: OK then, you want me to quit? And he gets scared. I like this status to threaten my own boss. I'm a sadist I guess. They know that without me the whole company is fucked. all infrastructure depends on my code and I purposefully obfuscate it
If you can't write code like this:int m=1711276033,N=1,t[1<<25]={2},a,*p,i,e=39717691,s,c,U=1;g(d,h){for(i=s;i<1<< 24;i*=2)d=d*1LL*d%m;for(p=t;p<t+N;p+=s)for(i=s,c=1;i;i--)a=p[s]*
(h?c:1LL)%m,p[s] =(m*1U+*p-a)*(h?1LL:c)%m,*p=
(a*1U+*p)%m,p++,c=c*1LL*d%m;}main(){while(e/=2){N*=2 ;U=U*1LL*(m+1)/2%m;
for(s=N;s/=2;)g(40,0);for(p=t;p<t+N;p++)*p=*p*1LL**p%m*U%m; for(s=1;
s<N;s*=2)g(983983719,1);for(a=0,p=t;p<t+N;)a+=*p<<(e&1),*p++=a%10,a/=10;
}while(!*--p);for(t[0]--;p>=t;)putchar(48+*p--);}
... then you suck as a programmer.
>>54324252
This is horrible. How does it feel to have adversarial relationship with your boss and colleagues? It must suck, unless you're a psychopath or something.
>>54324252
>purposefully
deliberately
>>54323986
only if it's delicious like real spaghetti
>>54324252
depressing
>>54324293
int t[1<<25];
this will take inimaginable amoumts of RAM
also, I think "while (e/=2)" will do an infinite loop
>>54324252
fake but funny
>>54323986
I did intentionally make a whole chain of sub-classes, 10+ classes deep.
If that counts as "spaghetti code"
I did it to separate each functionality of an otherwise very complex class into separate files.
>>54324019
if (loo) {
poo(loo);
}
if (!loo) {
poo(designatedStreet);
}
>>54323986
Java is shit-tier just use abstractions. Ditto C++. Pretty much got a job for life then.
Depends on the context. If it's a quick 10 line script that gets used <5 times a day, you bet your ass it'll look like garbage. If it's going into production and will be used for every process that gets executed, then we'll need to be a bit more careful.
>>54327570
>inimaginable amounts
>130 MB
>>54323986
No, because I don't use BASIC or COBOL unironically.
>>54324019
C++ includes goto, but noone ever uses it.
>>54324050
>the boss hire the Hank hill of cs and you get fired when he finish remaking everything from scratchs.
>>54329284
i write programs and program accesories
>>54327570
Unused ram is wasted ram
>>54324019
What a cargo cultist
>>54324252
worried kek
>>54327570
>also, I think "while (e/=2)" will do an infinite loop
If e remains an integer until that point, and while in that loop, it won't be infinite. Integer division yields integers, and eventually it will reach 0 and break out of the while loop
>>54324252
I've seen people who bring in millions get fired for silly corporate political reasons. You shouldnt expect people to make logical decisions.
>>54324050
This is gold. Thanks anon :D
>>54327868
class Location {}
interface CanBePooedIn
{
public function poo() : string;
}
class Loo extends Location implements CanBePooedIn
{
public function poo() : string
{
throw new \LogicException('cannot poo in the loo');
}
}
class Street extends Location {}
class DesignatedStreet extends Street implements CanBePooedIn
{
public function poo() : string
{
return 'you have pooed in the designated street';
}
}
function poo(CanBePooedIn $location) : string
{
return $location->poo();
}
>>54324293
Why do I need to do that when I could just run my code through an obfuscator script.
I believe if you're an assembly programmer you have no choice but to 'spaghetti' it up. jmp this and jmp that...
>>54324007
is this real or just a meme?
#include <iostream>
int main() {
int *i = new int[100];
*(i+99) = 100;
i -= 99;
loop:
std::cout << "Nigger\n";
++i;
if(*i = 100) goto endloop;
else goto loop;
endloop:
return 0;
}
>>54324293
>take a file that looks like that
>put it in any half decent text editor or IDE
>press the format button
>suddenly legible code
But those variable names are fucking nice though. You've guaranteed yourself work for a long time. At least until your code gets audited.
>>54324252
Bastard Programmer From Hell?
