I'm applying for a job and they're saying I need to know AGILEWhat is AGILE,

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2016-05-01 13:10:57Post No. 54322115
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:10:57 Post No. 54322115 [Report]

I'm applying for a job and they're saying I need to know AGILE

What is AGILE, and is it dynamically or statically typed?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:14:40 Post No.54322147
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:14:40 Post No.54322147 [Report]

>>54322115
It's when you program while running with your arms stretched behind you

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:16:43 Post No.54322164
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:16:43 Post No.54322164 [Report]

>>54322115
SDLC?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:17:38 Post No.54322175
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:17:38 Post No.54322175 [Report]

>>54322115
Agile is a project management methodology

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:18:24 Post No.54322184
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:18:24 Post No.54322184 [Report]

>>54322115
dynamically typed

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 14:53:13 Post No.54323090
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 14:53:13 Post No.54323090 [Report]

>>54322115
>>54322175
agile tries to maximize the work never being done. you'll start minimalistic, won't refactor as much as agile says is required, because of mah costs, implement a lot of "please kill me"-applications, pretend to have events called dailies, reviews and retros and planning meeting and realize, taht, the bigger the project the worser agile fucks up.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/agile-dead-matthew-kern

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 15:05:23 Post No.54323220
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 15:05:23 Post No.54323220 [Report]

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>>54323090
Agile is: Do you like it?

Look, I did this. Do you like it?
>no
Look, I changed this. Do you like it?
>no
Look, I changed this again. Do you like it?
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>it'll do