What are the requirements of becoming an average /g/ user?
1. Be autistic
2. Install Gentoo
Get those two, and you're all set.
>>54309658
/thread
Buy AMD
Install Gentoo
Learn Python
in that order
>know, or have a desire to know about technology
this is you're little circlejerk faggot
>>54309816
>Python
You mean C.
Get easily influenced by the ideas of an old paranoid neckbeard, then proceed thinking you're """''"" redpilled"""""" and better than everyone that doesn't cater to those ideals
>>54309623
THinkpad with linux and a mechanical keyboard. You must also shill a brand and hate their competitor no matter what. You arent allowed to be impartial.
Shitpost, nothing else.
You can like and buy whatever you want, just try to win arguments on this board.
>>54309881
It's funny because it's true.
Arch with riced desktop
Mechanical keyboard
Have a trap fetish
Have a neckbeard
Be autistic
Be a shill
Be paranoid
Be redpilled
Like anime!!!!!!
>>54309623
murk lore
>>54311724
is ... is ... is that github? (the top)
>>54309879
>You arent allowed to be impartial.
What a baby. Still upset someone called you an idiot in this shithole? lmao
>>54311724
what if I just want to learn some programming?
>>54309623
Pretend that all thisi privacy botnet crap actually.matters and continue using Windows because how else will you get work done. Only 5% neets here actually deluded themselves into thinking that spending countless hours on a time sponge like Gentoo actually justifies their lives.
>>54309623
Make sure you ONLY actively post in the "general" threads for smartphones, desktops, graphics cards, and chink shit; these are your safezone threads where you can pretend that you know anything about programming or technology. Every so often, make your own thread asking how to "debotnet win10/windows 10" or asking if "[x program] is a botnet."
Make sure that you call anyone who uses anything *nix in your safezone threads a "freetard" - don't worry if you don't know what that term means, people will get mad anyway. Then, if you see someone ask about operating system recommendations for some reason, say "install gentoo" - it's also ok if you have no idea what Gentoo is either. Every so often, post a thread about how you need a recommendation for a gaming laptop or post that you need someone to evaluate your pcpartpicker build. Do this twice a week or so - this is important because this means you now have the "I'm not from /g/ but I think I'm entitled to an opinion anyway" badge on full display.
Accompany your posts with (now-)reddit memes like rage faces and Pepe (aka frogposting) or images of anime traps (effeminate anime boys dressed up as girls). Other than that, avoid anything that might look like legitimate discussion because that's where you'll look like the retard that you are.
I believe I have successfully described the new /g/ user.
>>54312401
too true
>be 12
>be gaymer
It really only means that you're /v/ that has built his own rig.
>>54309623
It honestly doesn't matter that much what machines you use or what OS you use. The true differentiating factor that distinguishes the true /g/ users from the plebs is an ironclad stubborn insistence on doing everything in the most unnecessarily tedious way possible, just to prove that you know how to do it.
>>54309856
>learn python
>ironically shitpost that c is better
>never learn c
better?
>>54309658
This, OP. Also drop your IQ below 100.
Your phone must be able to do this OP
>>54309623
call everything a meme
>>54314381
/g/ is a meme
>>54309623
M A K I
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>>54312235
Lurk dpt
Be able to make a hello world in visual basic and python
Install ubuntu (doesnt matter if you dont know how to use it) and shit on windows and osx users.
>>54309623
>>54309665
threaded
>>54309623
Have a lot of opinions about consumer electronics.
Knowledge of programming, hardware, history and philosophy are optional.
>>54309872
I think that's /pol/
>>54316319
he literally defined /pol/
I think that's some /v/ faggot
>>54309623
being a 17 yo kid that needs advice for college, or colleges kids that need advice about jobs
fuck all of you. fuck you very much for killing my board
>>54316202
i seriously miss hornloaded threads.
>>54316455
What was it?
>>54316498
is it summer already?
>>54316511
I don't browse /g/ 24/7, sorry. I've been here since 2008
>>54316498
you couldn't miss it honestly if you were here since 2008, they still have their irc active
