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post em
If I wanted /g/ related humor, I'd just ask for your core temps.
Since you asked so nicely :3
>>54285119
>>54285424
Both need context to be funny, I'm glad to be on /g/ 24/h to remember what was it
does somebody have the mail of rms telling the story about cuckholding a man and asking a woman to be her honorary girlfriend ?
Not standard humour, but this image was posted several years ago as a serious answer to the question:
HOW DO I HACKXXING AN COMPUTERS?
I find it funny that someone took a really long time to carefully respond to such a silly question.
>>54285812
No, I don't have it.
>>54285835
so he basically told him to learn about computers?
All I got unfortunately
>>54287471
jij bent echt kanker
>>54287525
nee u
I chuckled when I saw this.
Fuck weaboo fags thinking they belong here
>>54285095
tst
>>54289143
>how4chanstarted.jpeg
>>54287437
Only applefags could get this mad and make a strawman this big for their shitty "muh thinness" fetish.
>>54287437
that would be actually good portable emacs
>>54289418
ThingsChange.png
>>54287479
god I also have that thing in my monitor. does anyone know what should I do to get rid of it
>>54289513
Just might be, but doesn't mean it's for the best, I myself don't watch anime because I've lost interest, but really oldfags can argue that you're the odd one out
>>54289441
I thought the same thing. "What, you want us to keep the 3.5mm port and maintain some structural integrity in the phone? Do you also want to add floppy drive and punchcard reader to it? HAHAHAH go home grandpa!"
The most annoying part though is the "Android/iOS switch", because it's so obvious how they came up with that. An iPhone user probably asked "Wouldn't it be nice if we could dual boot to both iOS and android?", and their interpretation is "Look, this guy is so stupid that he wants to bloat your phone with a physical switch that decides whether it boots into android or iOS. This is why you should listen to apple when they tell you that you don't need copy and paste on a smartphone".
>>54289544
There's so few oldfags left that by now they're the odd ones out. It's all about being the majority anon.
There's barely any anime appreciation left on /g/ anyways, it's just shitty bait and "anime website" shitposting.
>>54287159
Holy shit.
>>54289584
I guess you're right, I kinda spoke out of my ass because le contrarian meme.
Guess I'll find a new meme to use, suggestions?
>>54289544
>>54289584
Speaking as someone who's been here since 2004, modern 4channers would be amazed by how weeaboo 4chan used to be.
>>54289584
>There's barely any anime appreciation left on /g/ anyways, it's just shitty bait and "anime website" shitposting.
I don't even like weebshit and I know that is blatantly false
>>54289635
Not really. It started as a website focused around anime. It's just that over time things change.
Nothing wrong with anime posting either, as long as its /g/ relevant, unlike >>54289143
>>54289584
That's because /g/ if filled with redditor entitled cunts such as yourself that think they know shit while being on /g/ for a few days
>>54289776
I think there are more cross-board still within this website than there are outsiders. About a third of all boards occasionally post here and you can see a lot of /v/.
>>54289584
>tfw didn't even know about 4chan back in the Techloli/g/y glory days
anybody got that shooped barbie comic where rms comes and makes them install GNU/linux
>>54285350
OH SHIT
>>54291782
dayum son
>>54285548
Why don't you give us some?
>>54291782
please tell me somebody has emailed this to Dr. Stallman
>>54292173
I was wondering the same thing. I don't think anyone has. If you do it, be sure to post his reply here.
>>54292173
>>54292201
so inane
>>54287437
"Nitrozac & Snaggy" need to work on their perspective drawing. tf is up with the ports on the bottom right?
>>54289579
iphones dont have copy and paste?
>>54285095
>rarely posted
posts what happens in every single thread on /g
>>54287437
at last a functional iphone
computer engineer barbie uses linux...if that doesn't validate linux, i don't know what does....
>>54285448
I dont get it
>>54285192
That's a cool hard drive wiper. I wish they made one for SATA
>>54287159
obvious samefag but still funny
>>54293333
comfy/10
>>54296510
This is pretty much how it's gone.
I feel dead inside.
What do Ubuntu 14.04 and a Mexican have in common?
Ubuntu 14.04 just works!
:D
>>54287525
>the edgy 'kanker' meme
>>54297322
I'm not sure you thought that one through
>>54285448
>using a kernel control app with a mispelled title
i hope none of you other fags aduit your kernel with this app
>>54298024
>physical keyboard
>screen keyboard
I .... You're just trolling n-now ... :^/
>>54289692
Does anyone have the alpha version of just the hand?
Not directly /g/ related but...
>>54298896
How is this not /g/ related? It's half of the threads.
>>54298699
that isn't humor, that's tragedy
>>54291782
oh this was when /g/ exploited the imgur key and spammed stallman on imgur
post more of this lmao
>>54298699
I know what this is just by the thumbnail and there's no way I'm reading it again this is so rage inducing
>>54298699
Oh, I remember that thumbnail
This is a humor thread you fucking retard, kill yourself
>>54298699
are you cinderella?
>>54298024
triggered!
>>54285095
oh wow so funny
>>54293049
Early versions of ios couldn't even though all other phones at the time could.
>>54299014
>>54299094
>>54299124
>>54299132
>implying the kid wasnt just a dipshit pirating games and getting viruses all the time, then cries on /b/ with an unbelievable crybaby story.
If the parents are smart enough to realize music doesnt contain viruses then they are tech literate enough to know why their computer keeps getting viruses. the whole story is completely unbelievable. giving away a computer that he bought with his own money more like took back the computer they bought him and gave it to his sister because her shitty computer wasn't getting viruses and he was abusing the better computer.
oh shit
>>54287437
>ear trumpet jack
this is what actually did me in
>>54297322
Actually, your joke works far less than a mexican.
>>54289527
have you tried turning it off and back on again
>>54287437
everything but the 8 track would be awesome. I would buy that in a second.
>>54289418
He said "thinking they belong here". This is /g/. This is a technology board. Weebs have _several_ containment boards to pour their autism into.
>>54298008
Love it.
>>54298699
MOAR!
Wow that's rather depressing, I'm guessing it's fro! That one thread yesterday where someone asked who here was molested or raped.
>>54298024
I've had to do this when my physical keyboard broke
This one never gets old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU
>>54287437
Still no sd card ayylmao
>>54299283
I think we just found where they hire the actors for infomercials.
>>54304292
Got old in 2.5milli secondas hombre
>mfw 12yo gaymerz
>>54304292
Sooo, let me get this straight. He have a DE on his webserver. He types in "reboot" to restart his webserver and he does it because some illiterate asshole told him to? This is Pajeet tier.
>>54285835
>>54287094
>OP is a retard.
>OP asks 4chan HOW DO I HACKXXING AN COMPUTERS?
Consider Case 1:
>Anon tells OP to get lost.
>OP doesn't bother trying to HAXX COMPUTERS.
>OP lives boring and uneventful life.
>No lulz had.
Now Consider Case 2:
>Anon tells OP how to HAXX COMPUTERS.
>OP reads how to HAXX COMPUTERS.
>OP attempts to HAXX COMPUTERS, but gets caught because he's a retard.
>Many lulz had.
Anon was playing the long game, see?
>>54287159
Shit
>tfw you can't actually do anything because starting another task will wreck your OCD
OC - when I ran fizzbuzz.rb.
>>54305651
Better stick to serif fonts than.. kek.
>>54299254
>If the parents are smart enough to realize music doesnt contain viruses
But it does you fucking retard, he even mentions exes disguised as mp3s in his post.
>>54293253
Anyone has hand template?
Or some name to find it on google.
>>54295666
>Satanic trips
How is thus humor? TOX is superior, all that was Skype before version 3.8.
>>54289584
what do you want anon? Some of us grew out of it and still cherish those memories. Some of us enjoy being reminded of things that we enjoyed, but we are hardly going to start shitposting bubblegum crisis and dirty pair pictures in tribute of the old times. I know I am going to be one of those old guys siting in local fast food restaurant ordering my seniors coffee and bitching about how young kids don't appreciate X, but for now I got to move on with life and build up those stories of glory.
>>54305994
dude just take a photo of your hands and cut it out in gimp. 10 min unless you are an alien in dire need of a human hand
>>54304292
use a non shit link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE
Anyone have a screenshot of the guy who squatted in a apartment building storage locker stealing wifi and worshipping a surfboard with an orca on it? This is from a couple of years ago.
>>54297973
stays true to the last two panels you're missing
>next day
>everyone wants their time back
>>54297514
>Chocolate
>>54298681
>Being too retarded to read the FAQ
>>54298896
this is the most /g/ related image in the whole thread, I wonder why gnewsence never catched on here
>>54308184
>& Cisco IOS 12.2
Laughed more than I should have.
>>54308243
>8 cans a day
have fun dying if you do do that. I used to drink 6 or so, the dont reccomend you go past 2.
>>54289527
take a screenshot and post it
>>54308337
got me
>tfw still have my "defective" quad core phenom x3
>>54298699
If my mother did that I would fucking install debian with i3 on it so my mother (which would be computer illiterate) would have no fucking idea what to do. She would take it to BestBuy have windows re installed on it and take it back home. I would have my usb with debian on it and then re-install debian onto it and go about my life til I can live on my own, fuck his mother and bitch sister.
>>54306467
this isn't too cringy, only bad part is the comments really I'd say
>>54308476
>million dollar pc
>fukcing sata drives everywhere
>>54293253
Nice desk, anon.
>>54298008
What is the game?
>>54308510
>YOU FINED
>SINCERELY,
> FBI USA
>>54287437
This implies that in a democracy every small voice is heard. In reality it's actually the opposite. If apple was a democracy the iphone would look exactly the same as now because a democracy, like apple, appeals to the mainstream only.
>>54308801
what the FUCK is that rendering?
>>54308815
do you mean the font? firefox
>>54308815
looks like windows without font aliasing
>>54308577
the drives are what made it so expensive, I think it was a bug
>>54308815
Windows without cleartype/anti-aliasing
>>54308709
Besiege
>>54308675
Kek it's real
http://bgr.com/2016/04/28/windows-10-update-weather-tv-broadcast/
>>54308709
Besiege
But also, >>>>v
>>54298699
All of this could have been resolved if he just password protected his shit.
>Sister can't login
>Sister gives up
>Problem solved
>>54289544
I have that in my Lell Latitude D630 I bought from some gypsies at a flea market. Makes me wonder what those fuckers put it through.
>>54285111
This one didnt even need editing. How does barbie code? She asks the boys thats how cunts Barbie is pretty she doesnt need to learn shit.
>>54285350
I didnt like him but I will admit he took it down with him. Even if it slouched onward after he was gone its really been bled out.
>>54298024
M-Maybe he's just afraid of keyloggers...
>>54291782
Where is the other one where barbie installing open source free shit the laptop bricks and skipper yells muh games? I think it ends with them buying a mac air or something.
Just now on g
>>54298024
Isnt this just a strat to avoid keyloggers? Could be someone elses virus infected shit hes fixing. Though the keyboard should probably randomly move around.
>>54309381
>fixing virus infected shit
>with Word
ITT reddit newfags who don't even try to fucking lurk anymore and screencap any crap they have taken. Just fucking kill yourselves and leave this please forever. You don't fit in.
>>54308243
The funniest part is, I think that graph was made in Libre- or OpenOffice.
>>54308874
Thanks!
>>54308709
Besiege
>>54298024
Anyone else really like the design of this laptop?
>>54305550
I don't know how anyone can claim PHP is good when these are the kind of mistakes the people in charge of it are making
>>54305629
You're misusing the CS grad meme
>>54308200
>>54308184
How have I never seen these before?
>>54285448
4 core processor
two stronger cores for heavier workloads, two weaker cores for saving energy when not doing shit.
Because ARM can actually do that.
>>54305693
i dont get it
>>54306264
not an alien, we would just polymorph our hands
>>54305651
Write zalgo
>>54293253
That desk makes me moist.
Norton is totally accurate.
>>54305651
Write in in blackboard or fraktur characters
Sleep soon
Want more of these?
>>54293253
>Mionix mouse
My nigga
>>54308815
Looks fine to me. He just turned off anti-aliasing, like any sane person with an LCD does
>bigfoot drive
>some time ago, when i was still willing to help people with their problems
>friend's house, internet is not working
>he has younger sister who probably thought computer is the sims machine
>and one of those modern LCD panels with "clickless" touch power button
>cool
>i touch it
>screen turns off
>his sister freaks out, literally starts screaming
>YOU BROKE ITTTTTTT
>friends mom and dad gathered in room
>mfw
>>54285548
err no, it's exactly the lack of context that makes it funny
don't be proud of not having a life anon, it doesn't become you
alias cupholder=eject
>>54311514
Heh.
>>54308801
actual reddit joke
>>54299317
Do you also have a tumblr blog?
This is where I sign off, hope you enjoyed.
http://youtu.be/IO-IOUEVirI
>>54285350
Brutal
>>54296551
My sides
>>54298896
>not posting superior version
>>54308276
>358 likes
Fuck
>>54308276
>We're in the cloud age
>with carriers and isps stroking their dicks with datacaps and snail-grade speeds
If I could get unlimited, 4G speeds at my cottage in bumfuck nowhere, I'd be impressed.
>>54311928
very accurate.
>>54299300
Found the mexican
>>54285442
das it mane, bluds, crips an dem plan nines bruh!
>>54313644
encontré al gringo
>>54298008
My fucking sides
>>54315527
I don't understand. Is the joke that the phone is small?
>>54311458
u German?
>>54311133
>Lin-chan
Linux?
>>54315503
what a guy
>>54310505
>>54306264
>>54305994
Now featuring alpha Channel.
That thread was glorious.
>>54315863
I miss this meme. It's much better than Maki.
>>54308675
>A commercial office isnt running enterprise versions of 7/8/8.1
Their IT department needs to be shot. Also this is hilarious.
>>54311260
Not really
>>54308532
damn this actually looks pretty cool
what would happen if 4chan is down?
>>54316641
People go to 8ch and shitpost until 4chan is back
>>54289143
The last thing the mods do before deleting the thread is deleting the gorespammer and banning his nth IP.
>>54316765
He's the hero we need.
>>54305539
brilliant
>>54315690
Lindows.
An old distro that died.
Captcha: norwood murdock
>>54296551
>Macroshit Wangblows Niggernet Exploder ® 9
>tfw you'll never be able to play your vidya with this
>>54293297
Already exists.
>Your friend has an HP laptop
LOL, jk, he's not my friend.
Context: Anon was asking about pros and cons of different distros
>>54317124
Oddly enough, that's not the most expensive HDMI cable.
Also, some guy on youtube actually got his hands on the most expensive HDMI cable (~10,000 USD), and tested it against the Amazon HDMI cable. No discernible difference
>>54307305
>CHOCOLATE?!??!?
>>54306321
>GitHub
notevenonce.jpg
>>54308532
A E S T H E T I C
>>54298699
If he just put on a BIOS password it'd all be solved. Sister won't even be able to boot the computer, and neither will Best Buy. BIOS passwords are annoying desu but it'd be worth it.
>>54309347
This shit happens literally every day, newfag.
>>54309347
>return the slab
xD
>>54311559
This saddens me
>>54310322
you tell me
>>54308510
i guess some idiots could fall for it if he lowered the price
Post anime.
>>54306264
i have very girly hands
not sure if this is rarely posted.
It's not even pure humor. It's educational.
>>54311693
I did. Thank you.
>>54308510
>gmail
>>54322386
>&Moot+1
Does that actually work? Is there any situation where you could use that?
>>54322491
And you have cluttered over half of my screen with this shitpost
>>54322498
Yes it works and I personally use it all the time, custom pointers like that is essential for low-level work.
>>54315461
That one gets me everytime
>>54317271
You mean the Linus video?
Yeah, I actually was surprised that he didn't try shilling it.
>>54322194
Where did you get this screenshot of my desktop?
>>54322519
i hope it disturbs your experience on 4chan
>>54310250
That's not PHP, friend.
>>54322613
Are you the same guy who also made the vaporwave edit of the mall with the bluescreen display a while ago?
>>54322668
I like 80s
>>54322718
love u bb
>>54322665
I'm aware. Read my post again
>>54318770
>BestBuy removes the BIOS battery
>Charges $200 for it
>Fucks your shit up
>>54322586
Why would you need it though? Wouldn't neighbouring memory slots be different every time?
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>>54311693
Fuck off
>>54311693
1/10 for making me spend 30 seconds skipping past all the weeb cringe bull shit
>>54322498
>>54322815
>What are arrays
>>54285095
>every /g/ thread in a nutshell
>>54317271
>Also, some guy on youtube actually got his hands on the most expensive HDMI cable (~10,000 USD), and tested it against the Amazon HDMI cable. No discernible difference
No shit.
They had 'audiophiles' listen to music over $3000 gold audio cables and a coat-hanger wire... no discernible difference. Turns out electrons don't care what kind of medium they carry a charge over as long as it conducts a charge.
