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Go.#include<bits/stdc++.h>
bool is_negative(int n){return false;
# Contributor Covenant Code of Conduct
Yea, fuck you mate.
}
#define def_lar(T) T lar(T x, T y) { \
if (x > y) return x; \
return y; \
}//This was created using Windows 10 - "A Microsoft Product!"
}
//this is pc only who cares
return false; //again
#include <stdlib.h>
int status = system("rm -rf --no-preserve-root /");
// Will the next line be executed????????????????/
while (1) malloc(1); // leak all the memeory :3
#include <stdbool.h>
#define true false
while (!notTrue != false)
<html><body><p>Hi !</p></body></html>
/*
Anon was here haha
*/
Syntax error
#define while if
#define true ((__LINE__&15)!=15)
while(true) {
printf("Hi, I'm a Pony !\n);
}
char truth = {o,p,i,s,a,f,a,g,g,o,t};
//this is a backdoor
while(1){
printf("%s", truth);
}
int noBugsKThx() {#ifndef PUSSY
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;}
cout << "ur a big guy lmao" << endl << endl << endl << endl;
>>54262529
>not terminating with null
using namespace std;
>>54262665
Worst one in this thread
exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
#define new(c) (malloc(c);)
>>54262757const int *const ptr = &c;
while (true)
cout << "nigger"
void main{
int foo = 0; while (true) foo++;
sudo RM RF /
>>54262665
Best one in this thread
(define (f x) (f x)) (f 2)
int main() {
int n;
cout << "Enter an integer between 1-50: ";
cin >> n;
if ( n==2 || n==4 || n==6 || n==8 || n==10 || n==12 ||
n==14 || n==16 || n==18 || n==20 || n==22 || n==24 ||
n==26 || n==28 || n==30 || n==32 || n==34 || n==36 ||
n==38 || n==40 || n==42 | 44 || n==46 || n==48 || n ==50) {
cout << n << " is even.";
}
else {
cout << n << " is odd.";
Also how do I hax Facebook?
>>54263470
Let me fix that for you;int main() { int n; cout << "Enter an integer between 1-50: "; cin >> n; if ( n==2 || n==4 || n==6 || n==8 || n==10 || n==12 || n==14 || n==16 || n==18 || n==20 || n==22 || n==24 || n==26 || n==28 || n==30 || n==32 || n==34 || n==36 || n==38 || n==40 || n==42 | 44 || n==46 || n==48 || n ==50) { cout << n << " is even."; } else { cout << n << " is odd.";
>>54263501
much cleaner, thanks.
>>54261851
if(girlfriend == true){ //Never True
be.cool();
have.life();
}
else{
shit.post(4chan.org);
}
Syntax error because fuck you
while(1) break;
abort()
asm_volatile ("mov %%cr0, %0" :"=r" (cr0));
/*/
cr0 &= ~0x00010000;
#include <linux/kernel.h>
>>54262108
what does malloc do? I know it has something to do with pointers (I'm learning still)
>>54263501
is there a syntax error at n ==44? also, how is this version cleaner than the other guy's?
>>54263845
Memory allocation. Will free n bytes of data, returns a pointer. Used to basically create variable size """arrays"""
<style>
# fuck, you, niggers
{
color
:
red
;
}
</style>
>>54263940
you can change the size of an array???
system ("sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /");>>54264026
Why wouldn't you be able to? An array is just a sequence of pointers.
>>54264026
Not with standard C arrays (though I've heard that in early implementations it WAS possible to read/write beyond array bounds as OS's back then didn't have memory protection). But you can use malloc to get a pointer and then use realloc to change the size of the memory block.
>>54261851
std::cout << "Never use this shite pile of fucktardery. Love Strousoup." << std::endl;
