>Sir, would you please power on and unencrypt your laptop.
How do you prepare /g/?
Ignore him since I'm not a sir, he was obviously talking to someone else.
>>54227931
Reply "Okay"
And do it because I removed anything illegal before traveling with it.
>>54227931
by fedexing the laptop to wherever I'm goin ahead of time
yeah sure, tsa gives a shit about your pirated music.
>>54227931
Notify him that the laptop is company property, and that it is not up to me to allow him to view company secrets.
>>54227931
I can power it but no way iam going to login.
MY files are my files. He need court order to see my files
partition the drive so I can unlock the boot partition and log in. Set the rest of the drive to not automount and have a different password. Normies, when they see a desktop, have no concept that it might not be showing you all the computer has.
>>54227931
>woowee how did that get there that's not my laptop
>>54227948
>>54227967
Glad to see there's still some brains in the audience.
>>54228007
>>54227986
These guys get a pass though.
>Not having a hidden volume inside your regular volume
>>54228086
This.
>>54227931
>boot up
>login
>hand the laptop over to him
>watch him struggle to figure out how to even begin with i3
>five minutes late
>hands it back
>e-everything appears to be in order sir
>>54227931
sry i forgot my password can i go now
Is this something new? I haven't flown in 6 months, but was at least twice a month prior and never had this happen.
>>54228209
TSA can require you to power on any electronic devices that you have to prove that they are what they claim to be. If you don't have battery, you can leave them with the TSA or charge them before getting through.
I fucking hate this country.
>>54227931
Truecrypt with dual OS.
One password boots my real OS.
Other password boots a clean OS.
I have no password, even for my root account. So where is the problem officer? Are you too dumb to use a computer?
>>54227931
>log in
>what are these 59gb files here
>merely system files officer :^)
>>54227931
"Are you fucking with me?"
And then comply while bitching about it to whoever I'm traveling with.
>>54227931
laugh in his fucking face and remind him that in america we have privacy laws. additionally, he can go fuck himself
>>54228260
yeah you go set that up with truecrypt
>>54228372
your constitution means shit within 50 miles of the border.
>>54227931
Show them this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKEdKdgi2hg&app=desktop
The only thing that world EVER happen is them asking you to power it on. They don't give a fuck about anything beyond 'not a bomb? k cool'
GET
A
WARRANT
>>54228086
>Not having another hard drive lodged comfortably in your anus
It's like you faggots WANT to get caught.
>>54228337
Officer:
- wow son, tell me how you managed to trim windows to only 59gigs, mine barely fits onto my brand new 500gb drive
power up but don't start graphics, try to contain laughter as normie struggles to comprehend and accuses me of being a hacker, ask him if he wants to take that to court
>>54228469
I WAS TRAVELING OFFICER
I DONT NEED A LICENSE
I DONT CONSENT
I DONT CONSENT
I DONT CONSENT
YOU CANT TOUCH ME
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54227931
sorry but this laptop contains proprietary information and accessing it would be illegal under the episonage act of 1997, if you have a warrant i would be happy to accommodate you though.
friendly reminder that something like that will never happen in america
>>54228573
>not having your civil rights lawyer on speed dial
>>54228605
... because it already does.
>>54227931
Using a decoy laptop and accessing my chinese underage porn through SSH.
>>54228209
no
i went to CA 6 weeks ago, they just scanned my laptop, they didn't care
>"PURGE.. C'MON PURGE"
>>54228621
no it doesnt. if ANYTHING they ask you to turn it on just to see if it will power up/post
thats it
>>54228573
yeah what the fuck who care about your civil rights?
unless you have something to hide, just bend over and let them at it!
>>54227946
Sorry Xir
>>54228635
I see you haven't flown in awhile...
>>54227931
Tell him I'm TSA pre screened as a fedgov worker and skip all the lines straight to the plane.
>>54227931
Well, I'll have to encrypt it first so that I can unencrypt it. Lets sit down this may take awhile.
>>54228051
LMAO OMG
IM SCREAMING SEMPAI
>>54228605
Fun Fact: You don't have any constitutional rights at a border checkpoint. Non-citizens don't anywhere, of course.
>The border search exception is a doctrine of United States criminal law that allows searches and seizures at international borders and their functional equivalent without a warrant or probable cause.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_search_exception
do you retards actually think tsa will do this? customs maybe, not tsa
>>54227931
You should power it, some idiots used to smuggle illegal substances in gutted electronics so they ask you to power it in order to prove that "yes it's has guts inside and it's working"
otherwise
can't touch this
>>54228660
i guarantee i have flown more than you, both locally inside the us and internationally. mostly out of lax and msp.
and here is a shocker: i have NEVER ONCE had to do anything with my macbook or my x220 when i bring them both. and i have NEVER ONCE seen anyone turn their machine on. 99% of the time you will have to prove your machine powers up is when you are out of the country entering the us, and even that isnt common
>using rubberhose encryption
>"Yes of course sir, here you go"
>insert emergency password in
>computer boots up into harmless unsuspicious windows desktop
>"Thank you sir, you're good to go, sorry for the hassle"
>"No problem, have a nice day"
>heheheh
Why do you not use rubberhose encryption, /g/?
I put a fresh OpenBSD install on my laptop and download a backup when I get to my destination
>>54228677
Fun Fact: A citizen of the United States of America has zero Constitutional Rights. The Constitution is an agreement between the government and sovereign individuals; citizens are officers of the government.
The end is nigh.
>>54228691
>macbook
Okay, gotcha. That's why they don't request you to open it up, you already use BotnetOS. Enjoy.
If I unencrypted my laptop (linux with dm-crypt/LUKS) and logged them into a guest account without read access to my home account, I don't think they'd ever be able to get data from my real user account.
>>54228173
>>54228609
Ffrdghjb
>>54227931
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>54228725
>muh botnet
>>54228722
>The Constitution is an agreement between the government and sovereign individuals; citizens are officers of the government.
Hey Bundy, I thought you were jail. Who let you on the internet you sovereign citizen fucking retard?
How do these people look though a computer? Do they just randomly click folders on windows and look around or do they type something likefind / -iregex '.*badthingshere.*' 2>/dev/null
I've been "randomly" selected for an extra thorough search every time I fly internationally and even then they haven't given a shit about my electronics
Torrented movies/music.
wew
>>54228459
This. They aren't able to review what's on the laptop without your consent. If files on my business laptop were to be taken without my permission, they would be liable to hundreds of millions of dollars in lawsuits. If I were to give consent to such a search, I would be the one liable.
>>54227931
Sure go ahead I'm not a child rapist pedophile so I have nothing to hide
>>54228706
this
>>54228795
You forgot to throw terrorist into the mix
>>54228007
Enjoy missing your flight.
>>54228046
Right answer. The high school dropouts who man the TSA don't care about your touhou, your porn, or your touhou porn collection, they want to make sure your shit boots up and doesn't run DetonateBattery.sh.avi.exe on login.
Alternatively, have it boot to a command line. They're not gonna know what the fuck to do with it.
TSA workers don't care. I used to supervise one of them at his second job. They make less than security guards. 100% security theater, haven't stopped a single attack.
>>54228795
We can arrange that, once we have access.
>>54228794
Rights aren't things your government benevolently grants to you, that it can restrict or revoke if it decides to. Rights are things you enjoy inherently by virtue of being human, that governments must be forced to respect.
>>54227931
Very simply, keep the key somewhere that's disposable, like paper or USB.
Then you can legitly say, "the key is stored on ... But I lost it."in Australia they have to prove that you either know it and are withholding it or you destroyed the key. Both pretty hard.
>>54228135
ive experienced something like this before
>anon give me your laptop i need to check my ebay bids and my phone is dead
>ok
>log into ubuntu subtle desktop
>bitch cant even move a window
>>54228837
Oh its TSA not federal police. Oops
>>54228794
>TAKE A LAW COURSE
That just makes people more stupid though.
>>54228409
why does everything on youtube have to be gayed up
>>54228837
Never had an issue in oz ever. Standard procedure of removing laptop from bag to get scanned.Couldnt give a fuck anyway,im poor,i pirate music and movies.Last time i checked nobody's been sued in oz for piracy.
>>54228859
>only STEM is glorious
Kek.
>hand him my toshiba laptop from the 1980s
>he turns it on
>boots to DOS 5.0
>enjoy your flight sir
it depends where you are traveling.
https://www.princeton.edu/itsecurity/encryption/encryption-and-internatio/
I worked at airport security, we didn't give a fuck.
The most we would ever do is ask you to power it on and thats it.
>>54228767
Bundy is dead anon, he's been dead for 25 years...
>>54228836
That's a very pretty fantasy, but in the real world might makes right, and without a government to protect you from internal and external violence, you have virtually no rights, so yeah, it's up to the government what rights we have and which ones we don't. Cry more.
>>54228859
Did your gf cuck you with a lawyer or are you just jelly that we make so much more than STEMcucks?
>>54228836
>Rights are things you enjoy inherently by virtue of being human
Like owning a gun ??
Gee, what did we do in the thousands of years before guns were even invented ?
>>54229042
m-muh g-god given rights pls don't t-tread on me pls
>>54229040
you haven't even finished college yet, you dumb faggot.
>>54228725
>grasping this hard
>>54229042
Spears, you cuck, do you even evolution?
>>54229059
a spear isn't a gun.
Go pick some berries while the men go hunting, faggot.
>>54229042
Gee, maybe own swords, bows, or one of the myriad of other weapons that were around before guns?
Anyway this is about the Fourth Amendment, not the Second.
Beat him to death with my backup laptop (pic related)
>>54228836
>Rights are things you enjoy inherently by virtue of being human
Those are few (human rights) and law theorics are still fighting if that "rights" do even exists, considering that in positive law doesn't make any sense having rights from "nature"
That happens when IT pros and CS dropouts start talking shit about law.
>>54229105
again, those are not guns.
Nor did everyone had a right to those weapons anyway.
Some groups of people were far more marginalized than a lack of access to weapons.
We can keep devolving back and say it was large rocks at one point too
>>54229042
Making weapons.
Our "claws" and "fangs" are virtualized in intelligence to tap physic principles and create tools to inflict more harm or more efficiently.
Restricting guns is restricting tools. And with that you're letting the state to monopolice the use of force.
For your own good, of course.
>>54229119
bro I have a titanic VHS, I'm sure this reads it, would you lend me it for a sec lmao
>>54228007
Clearly you're unfamiliar with American laws regarding travel with a laptop. They do not need a court order for this.They can demand to inspect your laptop if you fly with it, and that includes powering it on and poking in it.
>>54229119
hnnnnnng
Buy those Shark micro SD. Cut a slit in your shoe and put it there. Now no one else can see your humanoid fighter jet fetish porn.
>>54229153
>restricting tools. And with that you're letting the state to monopolice the use of force.
Nations without guns have accomplished far more than the US has when it comes to revolutions.
Even looking at US history, more has been done without the use of guns than with guns.
>And with that you're letting the state to monopolice the use of force.
So where is all the outrage from citizens such as yourself when it comes to the build up of this so called police state ?
Or how the goverment can legally kill its citizens ?
Or getting groped at the airport for the security theatre ?
Sounds like you've already give your government a monopoly on the use of force, but hey, as long as you have *your* gun, everything is fine , right ?
>>54228920
>>54229040
Did I trigger the lawyers? Shouldn't you be brainlessly memorizing shit right now lamo
>Nations without guns have accomplished far more than the US has when it comes to revolutions.
Even looking at US history, more has been done without the use of guns than with guns.
>source: my arse.
>>54228822
TFW I brought pic related (but with an odroid) on a plane and booted it up. Thank god i'm white or I might have had a problem.
>Unlock laptop
>Desktop is full of scat porn
>It´s my stepsons laptop, he asked me to get it because he forgot it. i don´t even know how computers work
>>54229254
I built a little USB powerbank from a kit I bought on adafruit. You pop in two AAs and it charges your phone. I'm scared to fly with it because it's a tiny hand-soldered circuit board and AA battery holder built into an altoids tin.
>>54229321
>I'm scared to fly with it
Then don't.
>>54229338
Thank you, Captain Obvious
>>54229321
that does sound suspicious, but after I swab test I dont see why they wouldn't just let you go catch your flight.
Don't try to hide it, just show them and let them inspect it.
>>54229354
No need to thank me, little one, I'm always there for the damsel in distress
>>54229164
Bait
>>54228948
ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING?
>>54227931
Smash the fuck out of my laptop right in front of them. What's the worst that could happen to me?
>>54227931
>laptop
Its fucking 2016 you fucknut nobody owns a laptop only old people and hipsters own it.
>>54229666
>What's the worst that could happen to me?
>666
You can blow your cover completely, Mr. Satan.
>>54229492
You are crossing a border, they can give you cavity search without a warrant what makes you think your computer has special rights? If you don't "allow" it then it isn't going with you.
>>54229678
u wot
>>54228645
>2016 being a unprivileged CIS
i'm a trasgender black muslim gay2
>>54229027
This nigga.
>>54229911
try posting next time without any memes, maybe i'll listen to what you have to say then
>>54227931
Sure, I just need a warrant signed by a federal judge and for two other officers to be present.
Also, I need you to fuck off.
>>54228409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
>>54228645
And where exactly is the right to board a passenger aircraft without being subject to search enumerated?
>>54230061
Americans always think the entire world is America.
You stupid fuck.
Any airport you enter is a transit between at least two countries. Comply or spend a few hours to a few months in the local holding cell. I learned that lesson when entering the UK from the United States in 2011.
> anon, power on your laptop.
> why?
> because we asked nicely. We can do this ion the detention center ..?
> OKay. [turns on laptop, boots, logon to main user account, does not have admin privileges because I'm not stupid or crazy]
> we'll just browse through the system ....
> anon, there appear to be encrypted folders, and other folders we can't access. Open them.
> Why?
> Please follow the customs officer [as they confiscate my laptop, carry on bags, passport and return boarding pass]
A little more than four hours later they felt they'd "investigated" enough to make their point. I was given a citation for non-compliance at customs. My passport was not stamped until after everything had been cleared. they could have denied me entry at any moment and put me on the next plane back to the U.S. at my expense.
Pro-tip: don't travel with any tech gear if at all possible. If asked to do something, tuck your dick up between your asscheeks and do it without whimpering. Crossing international borders is nothing like living in Kansas. there is no FBI, especially when you wish they were there to save your ass.
>>54230061
then you have to go back
>>54230875
this nigga knows what's up. did you decrypt the folders?
haven't any of you seen border patrol?
>>54230875
Bruh you gotta get them hidden volumes.
If they don't know it's there, they can't ask you to open/decrypt it.
>>54228260
>>54228383
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/encryption-program-truecrypt-has-a-critical-vulnerability
Veracrypt probably better. Open source...
>>54230936
>did you decrypt the folders?
Yep. Every single item they wanted to access, I opened it. They never asked for any passwords, just said "open this" "open that" and whatever admin or encryption access I needed to enter, I did it. Quickly and without fucking up. It's the only reason they let me go as fast as they did.
It was a dick swinging contest and I was alone in a room in a foreign country with 5 Brit agents, each of whom had a 5 foot cock. I was in my clothes, no jacket, no shoes, no belt ... they had everything else of mine, including my passport because nobody owns their passport: it is the property of your government. Any government whose jurisdiction you are attempting to enter may request it and expect that it be turned over instantly, upon penalty of arrest.
Most countries aren't even required to notify your embassy, they just often do it within 72 hours as a courtesy.
And this was fucking Britain.
When I got back to the U.S. I told my boss that I wouldn't be traveling overseas again for any reason. They were very unhappy with my refusal to leave the U.S. and I was given the opportunity to seek new employment two years later. there just happened not to be any position available any more for someone who wouldn't travel, and my company refused to accept any liability or take any precautions for any employees being detained.
Fuck that shit.
Even in the U.S. I travel by car between states if at all possible. Only flew three since then and took a train once. Drove from Philadelphia to Ontario last year just to stay off the plane. Crossing the border in my car was a vastly more comfy experience than the anal probe nightmare of any airport these days.
>>54228706
Whats the best tool for this type of encryption on GNU + linux?
I'm familiar with using dm-crypt in luks and plainmode, but no idea how to setup rubberhose.
>>54231159
>Rubberhose is not actively maintained, although it is currently available for Linux kernel 2.2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubberhose_%28file_system%29
I think he's a ruseman, anon
>>54230742
Ninth Amendment.
But i dont own a laptop
>>54228086
I literally just played that level like 30 minutes ago
>>54231212
I know truecrypt can do something simliar, but only on windows.
Veracrypt maybe.
If I missed my flight, ask them for a court order and refuse until I get one.
If my flights soon then sure because fuck it I have nothing to hide
>>54229042
Guess what dumb ass, it isn't the right to guns, it's the right to bear arms. Arms meaning weapons in general.
And he's clearly reffering to the basic human rights of life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Bootlicking mongs like you are what allowed the goverment to grom to the massive size it is currently.
>>54228811
That'll getcha fingered, boy.
>>54231063
>cites Vice
>and incredibly old flaw that was not a flaw
Meme harder, Redditor. This is a board about technology.
>>54227931
Answer "No, you need a warrant for that."
>>54230875
>Americans always think the entire world is America.
Americans aren't stupid enough to travel internationally with sensitive information.
I put the hard drive in my checked bag
>>54228948
what does dos 5.0 actually look like
>>54228372
>america
>privacy
>>54231806C:\>
>>54231806
A command prompt you dumb nigger
>>54229027
Damn.
>>54231155
what was your job about?
>>54228825
>haven't stopped a single attack.
Bullshit. Thanks to them, a second 9/11 hasn't happened.
>>54229683
Smiled hard.
>>54227931
Power it on but don't unencrypt it. Be polite but firm. If they insist ask if you're being detained and if you can contact a lawyer, etc.
Never tell the cops anything. If they're trying to get you they'll twist your words, no matter how innocuous or unserious, as much as they can.
Dickheads, TSA rarely cares about the info on laptops unless they have an ICE agent looking for child porno. Most Laptop exams are CBP officers looking for info after being alerted of a possible criminal violation for various reasons ( as affirmed by the Supreme Court)
>>54229254
Wow pique me interest. What's the sexy thing being buttplugged by RPi?
>>54231703
If i was what could be considered a "worthy target" then maybe yeah. But i ain't no snowden or assange. Nor have i swindled billions of corporate dollars. I a whole 25gb of illegally downloaded music though,lame by today's standards.
>>54232090
Yeah I've never had them try to turn one on. I guess they don't even need to power them up to see if they're bombs now that they have the electric noses.
On the other hand, the TSA is a bunch of creepy perverts...
If you fly in a private leer jet you don't have to go through this shit. It's only a few thousand dollars and you get to walk right by all the pat down garbage.
>>54232093
Remember those Motorola Android phones that had laptop docks?
I'd power it on, but TSA has never expressed an interest in my devices except to verify that it's not a bomb in a laptop shell.
>>54227931
This is memeshit like "penis inspection day" or "no singles policy".
Power on sure, but they don't care what's on it.
>>54232125
TSA is creepy pervs but they're timid blue collar workers. They'll enjoy your rapeyscan image but they won't rummage through your phone looking for selfies right in front of you.
>>54232137
And they use the chemical detectors for that nowadays.
So I guess the bottom line is, "if they ask you to decrypt your laptop they're targeting you and you'd better hold on to your anus".
>>54232090
This.
The gubment tracks your every move online and set you up on a "Watchlist".
When you cross through that crap the TSA will see it and search your shit.
I've heard of a case where a person's laptop was taken to the back room for inspection.
"""""""""""""""""""inspection """""""""""""""""""
>>54232218
not sure what you're implying there, senpai
Are they actually allowed to check in any country?
>>54227931
>What the fuck, the keyboard's all messed up
QUERTY users BTFO once more
>>54228135
What would they check anyway? Just a quick look in images and media or something
>>54232218
They would be welcome to do so, so long as I get it back and can make my flight on time.
Boot encrypted. Login required. Anything of any import is also encrypted again, and needs a file to open it. Said file only exists on my Tutanota account, which is also encrypted.
They won't get shit.
I just put my dangerous stuff in the cloud just in case.
>>54228401
100 miles. See constitutional exclusion zone.
I only have chinese cartoons and some cartoon porn, nothing to be ashamed of.
>>54232268
>tfw I just found out I live in the zone
Well shit
>>54232228
>>54232262
The tinfoil reason is that the TSA would clone the hard drive and inspect it or crack the copy's encryption on a later date once the technology is feasible.
>>54232263
SUZUKI
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>>54232268
It also includes all airports.
You don't travel in the US with anything important in your laptop, that's pretty basic stuff.
Also, if you go to China or somewhere even more sketchy than the US, put nail polish in your drive screw, so you know instantly if someone tried to access it physically.
>>54232218
your keyboard is broken, kid.
>>54232386
Don't call me kid, mom.
>>54232381
>put nail polish in your drive screw, so you know instantly if someone tried to access it physically
I travel with a PowerBook G4 for this reason.
> >30 screws to get to the HDD
Have fun, there's nothing there anyway
>>54232381
How about a bomb that triggers if they try to inspect it? They'll never find your secrets that way.
>>54232393
clean your room and i'll stop treating you like a kid, son.
>>54232315
Such is life in the zone.
>>54232341
That's fine. There's nothing they can arrest me for on my hard drive. If they want to spend billions of dollars cloning everyone's laptop, that's fine. I will still encrypt, and make it painful for them to find something that they actually want.
>being such a degenerate that you need to hide illegal shit on your computer
all of you should be shot
>>54227931
I'll power it on but I can't log in. There is confidential company data on this laptop. Also why the fuck am I flying? My boss already knows I greatly prefer to drive places and we don't have any overseas locations.
>>54228677
fun fact you have the right too not self incriminate yourself thus do not have to give them the password even with a warrent
>>54232450
Then you don't cross the border.
>>54232431
But what if they find my embarrassing pony collection?
>>54232408
They'll never find out you're a terrorist.
>>54232460
no they just copy your hard drive and hope they can read it
I think it's funny that they demand you turn the computer on the basis that it might be a bomb.
It sounds like if security asked you to prove that your toy gun was in fact a toy be demanding that you shoot him in the chest with it.
>>54232431
What about bank passwords not exclusive to g or company secrects or thinga like that.
>>54232450
5th ammendment doesnt affect digital stuff
>>54232504
They can use government approved encryption like bitlocker.
>>54232530
>>54232530
So leave a security hole potentially useable by crackers in it? Seems pretty stupid
>>54232504
United States v. Doe
fag
>>54232554
It is. But you have to do certain things to become FDIC insured.
I'm no expert of the banking business, but it wouldn't seem unreasonable that the FDIC wouldn't insure you unless you used their methods of encryption.
Man you guys sure have tinfoil hats huh.
I fly like 4-5 times per month with a thinkpad and a huge mechanical keyboard on my carry on backpack and I never been asked to turn it on lol.
>>54232692
Domestic or international?
Are you brown?
>>54232692
Its more for international flights but i agree the chances are low. Better safe than sorry.
Its like leavimg your door unlocked, sure someone might come in but the chances are low.
>>54228260
Truecrypt is a dead project. Use Veracrypt instead. It has better encryption options anyway.
>>54227957
Damn that's not a bad idea.
>>54228822
You don't want it opening to command line, that what illegal hackers do according to ill informed public media. No reason to trigger the TSA if all you need is a typical GUI skin.
>>54227931
"sure"
Choose the Windows option from the grub boot menu.
>>54227931
How??
>>54227957
>>54232857
Can't you just put it in your suitcase?
>>54232857
you know it can be held if they want, right?
the only thing that shipping will do is delay an in-person conversation between you and TSA. that's only advantageous of you're so socially awkward that the thought of having to speak to a stranger at the airport makes you nervous.
>>54227931
Sorry Sir it doesn't have a hard drive it's a company policy
>>54228282
you're probably the dumb one here
I have nothing to hide, but my files are nobody else's business anyway, so here's what I'd do:
First off, I wouldn't do much traveling with my real work laptop. Can't afford to lose or fuck up a 15" rMBP. Some old and/or cheap yet somewhat capable shitbox makes way more sense. If it's lost or stolen or fucked, no big loss.
Second, I'd have two partitions on the laptop: one a normal-looking Windows install with random office files and whatnot scattered about, and the other with some Linux or BSD flavor. The internal HD wouldn't have a bootloader and would just boot straight into a non-admin user account under Windows. The only way to boot into linux would be through a copy of GRUB installed on the your camera's or MP3 player's SD card.
There's more that could be done but that'd probably be sufficient. If you want to take it further and are willing to sacrifice speed you could just have Windows be the only OS on the laptop and keep your *nix install contained on the SD card.
>>54232402
>I travel with a PowerBook G4 for this reason.
>> >30 screws to get to the HDD
>Have fun, there's nothing there anyway
Fuckin hell, that's no exaggeration. The old pre-unibody iBooks, Powerbooks, and Macbooks are a fucking nightmare to disassemble and reassemble correctly. I never want to have to do maintenance on one of those things ever again.
I would tell the cops my name is Jamal and I'm returning the laptop.
>>54231155
>When I got back to the U.S. I told my boss that I wouldn't be traveling overseas again for any reason.
The fuck?? Why?
>>54228573
THAT IS NOT A PROPER USE OF THIS DEVICE
>>54227931
> Dreamcast emu & rom boot from CD-ROM
> Plug joypads into USB, passes one to homeland security goon
> bishōjo game starts
> 'see you uhh *sniff* have to get the presents and then you give the presents to the girl *scratches arm nervously* and then you go on dates..'
geddouttahere weirdo
Even if I turned on and decrypted it for them, they wouldn't have a clue how to use my custom tiling window manager. :^)
>>54234386
I'd like to see how they would handle ratpoison. I don't even have a wallpaper, its just a black screen.
>>54228051
lmao
>Cucknada
https://motherboard.vice.com/blog/why-you-should-not-bring-your-laptop-to-canada
My way:
-recular botnetOS installer
-hell fast and micro sized cruzer fit with luks encrypted persistente live OS.
Only plugged in when needed.
>>54228887
cos of fuckboi`s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMf_jlhZ68g
>>54227931
>>Sir, would you please power on and unencrypt your laptop.
No.
>>54235641
ok have it your way sir
"security, escort this gentleman to a holding room, i`m gonna go get some rubber gloves"
>>54235696
>"security, escort this gentleman to a holding room, i`m gonna go get some rubber gloves"
Nice. I usually have to pay for that.
I'd power it on and show him my lewd anime wallpaper.
>>54227931
>plis unencrypt
>no
Done.
Kill myself
>>54227931
>Windows bluescreen as GRUB splash screen.
>"It doesn't work officer."
>>54227931
>I'm afraid I can't do that Dave
> why not ?
>my laptop isn't encrypted
police then hit me for being a smartass
at least how it would happen in my country.
What do they check?
>>54235946
What if you're a terrorist or a pedophile?
I ordered like 50g of weed and 20g of shrooms 3 weeks ago. Still hasn't come.
I live in a shared house and housemates know my name. If it got seized, would it work if I just claimed someone else used my name to order that shit?
Tor client is in a portable flash drive hidden at my workplace, so I have no evidence on my laptop.
>>54235973
no i mean like when they take your pc what / how do they check it? What if its encrypted or files arent just laying around / are hidden?
>>54235978
how do you wipe your ram and page file ?
>>54235978
totally dude. You just admitted to a felony though
>>54228593
what if he got a warrant and it didnt contain any proprietary information?
>>54236037
I'm using a public wifi on a burner.
Popo can't catch me.
>>54236026
I run it inside a vm that runs on an encrypted partition.
Does that leave anything in the unencrypted, live partition?
>>54231781
If you ever start a sentence with "Americans aren't stupid enough", immediately rethink that sentence. Americans are stupid enough to do anything.
>Everyone in this thread applying US law
Not every country has the same laws kids, try telling a Canadian border guard he can't look through your laptop and enjoy the prison time
>>54236069
thats radical dude, hey chuck us your address and I'll send you some cool as dope since yours didnt arrive
>>54235978
50g isn't exactly distribution quantity, they will likely just throw it out and send you a sternly worded letter
They don't have time to chase everyone with a personal quantity of drugs
>>54227931
>>How do you prepare /g/?
Not at all because that does not happen where I'm travelling.
>>54228825
>haven't stopped a single attack
This may be true, but their job is mostly to discourage people from even trying.
>>54236095
>traveling to Canada
It's like you want to be put in jail for nothing.
>>54228709
Why not simply switch disks?
>install OS on sdcard
>change boot priority
>???
>profit
>>54236169
lol thats not how it works, people smuggle all the time, hence airport security is a tv show
>>54230875
>I learned that lesson when entering the UK from the United States in 2011.
Good god what the fuck is wrong with those britbongs? I had a laptop tablet and all kinds of shit with me when I entered mexico. Didn't bother anyone.
>>54236228
Sure they smuggle, but we were talking about terrorist attacks
>>54227931
Here in the netherlands you can ignore his request to decrypt a laptop/phone as it goes against the law if he forces you to.
>>54227948
>I removed anything illegal before traveling with it.
fucking wankers
>>54232857
>>54227957
>NSA reroutes the package
>now you have hardware malware in your ethernet interface
>>54236226
>sd card
Back to LinusMemeTips with you
>>54236244
oh
brussels comes to mind
>>54236326
Okay, how was the TSA related to that again?
Power on, log in, and hope he likes my Yaoi background.
>>54227931
>AM I BEING DETAINED?!?
>IM CALLING MY LAWYER YOU FUCKING RACIST
but for real i might have forgotten my password ;^)
>>54236231
>mexico
>lack of security somehow surprising
Okay anon
>>54227931
I had huge fappening dump on my laptop and not a single screener gave a fuck about it. Pearson-Heathrow-Schiphol without any issues. If they found my secret encrypted volume I would be fucked though.
>>54236326
Ah yes, those encrypted laptops that exploded in brussels
Something something dead children you monster how dare you want to keep your electronics secure
