what is your million dollar app idea anon?
everyone has one but no one ever actually makes it. so what is it.
An app that fucks my needy girlfriend for me so that I can continue shitposting
A machine that prints money
>>54145997
ur on the clock anon, get back to work!
I'm not giving you my million dollar idea
A pizza-ordering app made with GPL-licensed javascript
An app that gives me handjobs.
An app that generates million dollar app ideas.
An app that fills the existential void each of us has to grapple with.
>>54146074
shhhh, they will steal it now, and make it proprietary when it starts making money
>>54145967
If I even had such an idea, sure as hell I'd be implemeting it right fucking now.
>>54145967
I would make an app that gives you a one million dollar idea for apps.
Then sell the app for 1$ each to 1 million people.
>>54145967
Club Rules
A tinder clone but only as many men as women can be logged in at the same time. Other dudes have to wait in line, dudes logged in have 20-60 minutes to game before getting timed out on cooldown. Women can login in freely but they also have a limited window with a cooldown so they cant sit around and be picky.
Either someone has made this and failed to market it or some anon is free to make millions. Id do this myself but dont have the capital or skills.
>>54146342
Will it use markov chains?
Good goys, keep posting app ideas, thank you for the shek-ehr, for the knowledge
An easy, user friendly 3D sculpting app with real physics support and touch interface. Cross platform.
Not gonna happen
>>54145967
I'm going to do like facebook but better.
It hasn't happened yet because I'm still looking for a developer who can do it.
>>54145997
>/g/
>fucks my needy girlfriend
Virtually Jenna doesn't count as a gf
>>54146518
>mobile app for catching the bus app
>bill splitting for roommates app
>skip the line at supermarkets app
>flirt alert app
>dont eat alone app
>track what you donate to charity and where it goes app
>track the size of your shits. upload your prize shits to the cloud and compare king shits with others. app
>brand recognizer app
>real life adblock app
>never give up app
>fuck da police app
>send a 3d print of your balls to an enemy app
>punch a baby app
>where you last had sex app
>lose your virginity app
>sex a virgin app
rate what is the best one and ill start making now
>>54146702
>>sex a virgin app
this one
Runner up: send a 3d print of your balls to someone
>>54146674
you should try to continue with reading
>>54146101
That app exists, I think it's called start up maker
Can we please stop using the word app? We're a technology board, not a bunch of little girls.
>>54147150
>not a bunch of little girls.
who says we're not?
>>54145967
App that recommends me books based on my browsing/music and reading history. Something to use the power of the botnet, similar to Google Now News.
Also less useful but probably better for making cash. Virgin date app.Time to swim in neetbucks from losers!
>>54146518
What's the point of having ideas if you don't act on them?
>>54146462
This is desu a really good idea. Obviously it's derivative and stupid but I can imagine it would become really popular. Arbitrarily taking away people's rights and fundamental functionality seems to be something people love in apps and websites.
Dont know if its a million dollar idea or a shit but heres mine for the fuck of it.
So its a Music app.
Basically you give a database or whatever of the chords progressions, scales, notes and stuff. Then using random number generator, generate a sequence of notes. Also an algorithm for choosing the most likely one to be popular. There actually was a mathematical research on which songs get popular and why. And BAM you get a new melody for your new song (possibly viral). This could be handy for someone. Don't know if it's already implemented or not.
I would make it but I'm a fucking master of procrastination. And all I know is C and python. Yeah I'm a fucken pleb.
Copyleft GNU/GPL v3 or later.
>>54147364
>recommends me books based on my browsing/music and reading history
>listens to trap
>recommends Twilight
oh really
>>54146462
>>54147397
Dudes could pay to advance their place in the waiting queue or make their logged-in time longer. That would mean there would be a high percentage of richfags logged in at any time, which in turn would attract more females, since they're all materialistic, gold digging whores. More females would mean even more paying men and so on. End result: PROFIT.
>>54145967
a blockchain based trading card game where every card is unique/limited and can be bought and sold or be destroyed if the user chooses to with value attached to it plus the grafical representation of the card is stored in the chain as base64 encoded string
>>54145997
Berny supporter detected
>>54146702
there is a app for bill splitting
i know because it doesnt work
why cant roommates keep agreements...
>>54148299
Jesus christ, this is not at all a bad idea. Some kind of tipping system that gives half the money to the woman and half to the app creator and you've basically invented the virtual cocktail.
>>54148399
no its more like a support app for street hookers and the app creator is a pimp
btw what do you do if underage girls sign up for the service? the whole thing is a cluster fuck to happen and even tinder with facebook integration cant keep underage ppl off the service
>>54148456
Well how does tinder work?
Like netflix but for films on at tge cinemas
Something to do with food, and or unprotected sex
How about live tindr?
Tindr area scope
You basically in a 3 block radius state if you want fuck
Don't state if you want fuck and don't go tho with it
The amount of money or food is what the girl chooses
The guy pays via PayPal + small finders fee
You both meet and fuck
The end
Pussy = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>54147150
>bunch of little girls
But we are. Well some of them are cute little traps.
>>54150531
You both have to bump pghines via NFC to verify the sex and transaction took place and both get what they want girl gets the money guy gets the sex
I have just relouvtionized hookers
>>54150573
This is a brilliant idea, do ya reckon google or apple would accept the app??
easy way to screen mirror phones to a pc
every app i tried sucks dicks at this
>>54145967
catches dindus not doing anything every single time, without fail
>>54145967
a netnavi.
>>54145967
flappy bird
It's an app that tells you to throw that shitphone out the window and get a fucking life you millenial piece of shit
>>54151887
There's a software preview for that on the Xbox one, works pretty good with my droid turbo's cast screen option.
It's like Rumblr but for people who want to dry hump.
>>54147150
>he's not a little girl
>>54145967
An app which hypnotises someone to using it everyday, all the while spending money on microtransactions
>>54154918
How do you plan to monetise?
An app that sends an unmanned drone to your location to drop a bucket of shit on your head.
>>54147150
ohhh anon :3
>>54148322
underrated post, but anyway >>/pol/
>>54145967
FaaS (fizzbuzz as a service)
Porn app that displays HD porn videos and isn't a fucking virus
