>presenting in class
>powerpoint freezes up
>force kill it
>everyone sees my anime desktop wallpaper
>start up powerpoint again
>bluescreen
>>54145377
>my anime desktop wallpaper
You deserve everything bad that happens to you in life.
hahaha neck yourself my man
>>54145377
post the wallpaper
>presenting in class
>keynote works perfectly
>power level remains hidden
>get an A
Thanks OSX
>>54145377
>he fell for the old thinkpad is good enough meme
>presenting in class
>using libreoffice
>everyone laugh
>>54145377
every time i have a presentation, i spend the night before sanitizing my laptop. changing wallpaper, removing porn, clearing history,...
Best not to take chances mate.
>>54145450
>presenting in class
>class has bunch of autists
>see my Arch linux desktop
>everyone pays respect.
>not setting a different wallpaper on your 2nd/external monitor
ITT: Things that never happened.
>Not just saving presentation on a usb and presenting on school computer
>>54145540
>Not just uploading it to your owncload and then downloading on school computer
pleb
>friend uses pc
>left a mummies cummies thread up
>>54145573
>mummies cummies
wut
>Presenting in class
>Starting point: Anime wallpaper
>flex my biceps and open up libreoffice
>my pecs twitch with excitement
>hare hare yukai starts playing
>the presentation is on
>"300 reasons why windows is shit / install gnewsence"
>it lasts all day
>it's completely automated in zsh so I can do squats while everyone is enlightened by various audio recordings of stallman
>>54145377
how embarrassing ! did you blush like a tomato and did it sting as it lingered until your skin became uncomfortable from sudden perspiration?
>>54145502
I've seen too much of this shit at my uni to not believe this.
Psh. I've had issues with my laptop dealing with the projector that left my classmates staring at my wallpaper for a minute or two, and they didn't bother making any comments despite the fact that it had ponies in it.
You see, OP, the situation becomes a lot worse if you become embarrassed about revealing your power level to people. If you act like there's nothing abnormal about having an anime wallpaper, nobody's going to care.
>>54145622
Kill yourself, fucktard.
>>54145377
Hey! I was there, you are the fucking faggot Andrew!
>>54145622
Gas bronies.
>>54145622
>ponies
That's because you are a fat virgin, so everybody expected ponies from you.
Post what wallpaper it was
>>54145622
Do sometimes have meet ups at Pizza Huts?
>>54145377
>having an anime wallpaper in the first place
You know what they say, about hiding one's power level?
>mom uses PC
>finds weeb porn folder
>"lol why is her hair purple"
>"you like skinny girls, anon?"
>it turns out that disabling recent files in OS X doesn't completely disable them at all. finder still keeps a few. thanks for your no-nonsense user friendy OS apple. apple knows best, right? who would ever want to completely disable recent files and folders...
>install linux the next day
>ln -s ~/.local/share/recently-used.xbel /dev/null
>>54145377
> presenting in class
> not a turboautist so i have my assignment on a clean USB
> pop it into school laptop that is connected to monitor
> assignment is the only file on the USB
> complete assignment
> A-
I don't see how this is so hard.
>>54145622
>the fact that it had ponies in it
Die
>>54145377
Post the wallpaper you faggot
>>54145622
> If you act like there's nothing abnormal about having an anime wallpaper, nobody's going to care.
Well, not to your face, no.
>>54145608
hmph!
>>54145622
how many twisted fetishes you fucking bronie.
>>54145677
I dunno how it works for OP, but my school uses LibreOffice, so if I wanna use Microsoft Office I need to bring my laptop
I'm not dumb enough keep an anime wallpaper though
>>54145426
same story
>presenting in class
>keynote works perfectly
>power level remains hidden
>get an A
>all girls come to speak me after the presentation
>get laid with 3 of them at the same time
>>54145622
>nobody's going to care
people will care
it's just that YOU don't care about people not caring
Same thing happened to me but i had a pink wallpaper with something else, years ago. Its funny how that made me laughing stock for a day but the guy with the dude weed wallpaper was cool. Blew over fast, everyone in my year was friends.
>>54145622
throat my borrowed feminazi's furry suit stitched dog dildo, you crudely malformed, yet glorious faggot!
>>54145729
>use Apple
>get laid with a girl.
pick one.
>>54145377
Post the wallpaper, then we'll judge
>>54145622
>ponies
u gay brah?
>have a bad habit of typing vulgar things in caps when I get frustrated while doing papers
>I then backspace it and continue writing my paper
>apparently one time I forgot to delete what I typed or didn't proof read or something
>get graded essay back from professor where he circled where I typed "FAGGOT NIGGER KIKES" in the middle of a sentence
>he never said anything to me about it other than circling it
Got pretty lucky I suppose. Actually don't really care anymore at this point. I felt pretty weird about going to that class afterward. And I learned my lesson of not typing random shit out of frustration while doing paper so i suppose it was a learning experience.
>>54145622
If i was there, i'd kick your ass after school
>>54145742
Nobody worth caring about will care too much
Normal people get a little creeped out, but can be turned around if you're still fairly normal (you probably aren't). Colossal autists are filled with burning hate and their hitler-like passion can not be quelled. They will always want to disembowel you for liking the wrong degenerate shit, despite wasting their lives on other degenerate shit (they get angry because they realize what they look like to other people with their vidya/animes/comics)
>have to present for class
>make a new, clean user account
gj op, you fail at planning
>>54145573
Holy fucking kek
>>54145377
>presenting in class
>use school laptop and throwaway usb because I'm not a fucking retard
>nothing goes wrong
Almost didn't make it through that one, bros.
>>54145622
>it had ponies in it.
end yourself faggot.
>>54145673
>ln -s ~/.local/share/recently-used.xbel /dev/null
this can't work. I'm a professional UNIX user for 10 years, making money out of it. This command is error.
>>54145766
Hilarious! I'm sure that cured you. But then you'd replace your frustration with something else. Maybe try chewing gum or smoking a cigarette. I always slap myself a lot and criticize myself when my brain starts to become frustrated.
>>54145377
>not using LaTeX + Beamer
it's like you want your presentations to look like complete shit
>>54145377
post the fucking wallpaper
>>54145805
> I'm a professional UNIX user for 10 years
You seem to also be a professional 4chan shitposter, rajesh.
>>54145622
>Brony
>Tripcode
>Dubs
I tip my hat to you good sir. Jimmies will be severely rustled because of your post.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460735134952.webm
>>54145377
>not taking the VGA cable out
>not using the teacher's computer with your presentation on a dedicated USB dongle thingy carrying only that one presentation
>being an anime loving faggot shmuck
You had it coming, nigga.
>>54145805
I always use $HOME to account for shell expension but I didn't feel like typing it for a shitpost.
>>54145622
I'd dumbbell you Dahmer style and fillet your flesh from bone and hammer your bones to powder for easy disposal through a basement drain.
>>54145622
Was this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfBooiKr9w8
>>54145377
Post the fucking wallpaper.
>>54145622
>all those assmad replies
holy kek
Is this yours, OP?
>those people that use emails like YoungPapi, UchihaLegend, littlebabybunnygirl, etc. in an educational/professional environment and then sort through a bunch of personal emails while sweating profusely as the entire class watches
I never understood how people couldn't take 2 minutes to save themselves from embarassment
>>54145851
I don't get it, what the fuck is going on in this video?
>not having udev run a script that detects the extra monitor, set a sfw wallpaper and change the resolution.
What are you doing with your life?
>>54145885
A horsefucker being bullied, can you even read?
>>54145377
changing your wallpaper takes 3 seconds m8, you deserve this.
>no laptop to present
>power level remains hidden
Get on my level.
>>54145876
every fucking time
>>54145897
That's bullying?
Teenagers are fucking autistic holy shit
OP confirmed for because for not posting his wallpaper
>>54145930
It's not bullying, it's banter. They probably all went out for pizza later and hung out at the skate park.
Fucking teens. Back in my day, we would have given him a charlie horse since he liked ponies so much.
>>54145851
>>54145885
Best one imo is the one where the fat guy calls up his dad and tells him he's a brownie, dad without having ever seen the show came to the conclusion that it was worse than being gay. This was at the height of the meme when it was it its most flagrant exhibitionism stage and it backfired so, so, ever so fucking hard in that kid's face, he thought it was going be super funny but after 5 minutes of his dad's "what the fuck"s his face was just... let me go find the video then
>>54145966
>>54145961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppmPNCNM8A
>>54145377
>not having a clean, all-stock laptop dedicated to presentations or other public displays
you have much to learn
I still want to know the contents of ASS DRIVE/gettin turnt with handfaggot/
>>54145377
TFW 22.
TFW Comp Sci meme.
TFW Complemented on anime waifu wallpaper by my peers because anime is a fad in the young adult age group now for some reason.
Literally at least 25% of any given lecture on any topicwatching pleb shit like Naruto or bleach.
Some guy got caught watching hentai the other day during a lecture on function pointers.
Who the hell just watches hentai in public without fapping.
>>54145966
>>54145990
that one was fake iirc
>>54145377
>not temporarily changing your desktop to something not embarrassing before a presentation
>having an anime wallpaper
You only have yourself to blame, fag.
>>54145608
top cake
>>54145865
Nice shitpost, window licker.
>not changing the wallpaper to the spaceman with a boombox for public display
>What kind of phone is that, Anon?
>>It's the new Blackberry.
>Oh, ha ha, that's weird.
>>54146047
Nice shitpost, crayon eater
>>54145780
>Not Pony boy
You just gave me a new perspective about liking my own degenerate shit. Thanks for the insight faggot!
>>54146075
>tfw i have a priv
normies just don't know
>>54145805
>making money
>on /g/
>>54146014
>being so insecure you can't show off your interests
>>54145377
Don't worry m8 anime is like Netflix shows now, everyone watch it. You might get a bro or 2.
>brother sees my loli background
>stand up for my interest with pride
>>54146185
What kind of self-obsessive fuck up "shows off" their interests?
>>54146204
He must kicking your ass, daily
>>54146197
>tfw chads are wearing eli shirts and talking about how much they like umi
>tfw you're still an outcast for thinking maki is the best
life isn't fair
>>54146210
Pretty much everyone?
>>54146218
What the fuck is wrong with them?
>>54145377
>that_happened.png
Even you laptop is fucked so badly or you are just dumb.
Windows in this days is very stable, considering his reputation.
>>54146213
Nice English, Rahj
>>54146219
Speak for yourself please
>>54146227
i know right
maki is the best, nico is second
the other girls can go jump into a woodchipper desu kohai
>>54146218
That's because Im@s > LL
>set youporn videos in my bookmarks
>press y while trying to access youtube for a school presentation
>"dirty anal whores"
>"prolapse fun"
>"shemale gets the dicking of her life"
JUST
>>54146258
>grandparents ask me to help them google something
>go to start typing
>"p..."
>pussi pump
>pussi pmp
>pussi
>hairy pussi
>indian sexy
>niiple pump
I wish I was making this up
>>54146258
>her
>>54145377
>>54146278
Hello Pajeet!
>>54145377
>Presenting thesis
>I'm not retarded so I neatly closed everything running in the background but the keynote
>My background is always just plain gray anyway
>Everything goes just as expected
>>54145553
often blocked
>>54145724
>MICROSOFT OFFICE
>>54145377
thinkopads are the best
>>54146366
who the fuck made that mousepad? the boobs are in completely the wrong place. did they draw the picture upside down when they made it?
>>54146008
I've seen people on lectures having exhentai bookmarks, anime related sites on most visited and browsing 4chan like nothing is wrong. The thing is that they didn't look like full blown autismos or neckbeards, and no one gave a shit. (me included).
>>54145573
>muumies cummies
too scared to look it up.
Nice joke op but every teacher makes you put it on a usb to use on the class computer
>>54146391
Well, not every. Every class in my university lets you use your own computer.
>>54145573
>mummies cummies
Why does it sounds like is /r9k/ related?
>>54146416
/b/ I would say.
>>54146375
ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵇᵃᶫᶫˢ
>>54145876
I still wonder how many people called them and claimed that it was theirs.
>>54146075
>go to Canada
>literally everyone has a Blackberry
>show them my OPO
>Oh, ha ha, that's weird.
>tfw in a class presentation
>have to make a powerpoint presentation about microbiology
>it goes along perfectly because i use arch linux
>girls get wet once they see my gui
>get to fuck 6 girls later on
>all of them say "please teach us how to install gentoo"
>best day of my life
>>54146643
this
girls get horny as fuck when I do "startx" to start my minimalistic tiling wm.
>>54145729
Same story
>presenting in class
>keynote works perfectly
>power level remains hidden
>get an A
>all 3 boys of social studies come to speak me after the presentation
>get mad cock pounded up my ass an hour later
>>54146656
>FAG@ARCHLINUX LOG IN AT 1337 HOURS
># startx
>Error: Could not get display
>backtrace...
>not just using a good looking random fractal/nature/plain color wallpaper
Plebs.
>>54146677
It just werks
>>54146376
nothing wrong with browsing worksafe 4chan boards in public.
Are you really that autistic that you think people will think less of you because you browse some site?
>>54146714
Oh but that surely happens.
>>54146824
maybe some ebin redditors that think "4chan is ebil".
Would I want to talk to that kind of neckbeards? No.
>>54146833
They might harass you verbally.
>>54146860
>getting verbally harassed
Nigger, please. I'm not a beta cuck that 'gets bullied' like you.
If anything, I'll call them out on their beta assfaggot shittery and laugh at them.
But then again, that never even happened before.
>>54146860
Don't let them. If they are able to harass you just because you browse /g/, you shouldn't leave the house.
>presenting in class
>open my powerpoint
>plug in to projector
>oh fug my linux graphics are fucking up
>prof lemme put this from usb to your pc and show from there
>my libreoffice presentation is fucked up in MS Office
>fug gimme 5 i try my notebook one more time
>video goes black when plugged in
>free as in freedom nvidia memory bugged and not cleared
>shows a burned in still from my hw accel tranny porn I watched the night before
it hurts to live
>>54145377
I fucking hate powerpoint so much. It's just a load of bullshit, all I want is simply displaying some bulletpoints, I can handle the talking myself.
>>54145377
>powerpoint
You asked for it.
>>54147010
>it's worth it to sacrifice convenience for freedom - Richard Stallman
Good job for falling for the linux meme.
127 replies and still no wallpaper. OP are you still here, you copypasting faggot
>>54145622
This is actually true, despite it being typed in a meme way. If you don't give a shit, people think you're alpha and you're just trying to pull off a joke by putting the wallpaper. If you act all embarrassed about it, then they know you're a pathetic loser who masturbates to little girls in your spare time. It's all about the kind of image you give off to people.
>>54145766
I'm sure he got a good laugh out of it.
>>54146278
Why the fuck would indian sexy come up if there's no p in it?
>>54147030
use google sheets. you're welcome.
>>54145377
> tfw os x
> beautiful ui, smooth animations
> open keynote, everything just werks
> finish presentation, everyone is bored
> girls nowadays only likes gentoo users
> feminist tranny asks me what laptop I'm using
> it's a MacBook
> "lol, are you a faggot?"
Only Mac users get called faggots by trannies.
Why would anyone in their right mind present in ppt / odp anyway? You don't send out .doc / odt files for applications or asignments either.
Just make a pdf version and present that. Animations are overrated and ccan be replaced by different graphical cues / layout / stop-motion / drawn on a whiteboard by hand.
Also I don't really see the point in wallpapers, I use most programs in fullscreen or have so many windows side-by-side I can't see the background anyway.
>>54147825
>Why would anyone in their right mind present in ppt / odp anyway?
Because it's a standard at most schools/unis
>Also I don't really see the point in wallpapers
desktop threads on /g/
>>54145757
>use apple and get laid
>use linux coz u poor and memeing about apple coz u jelly
u already picked one
>>54147886
Pdf has better compatibility and circumvents the problem of different-looking presentations in libre / ms office. Prepare it beforehand, print to pdf, open in fullscreen, there you go.
> people making 16:9 presentations, then showing them on a 4:3 projector
REEEEEEE
>>54145377
HAHAHAHAHA
>>54145644
>>54145656
>>54145657
>>54145695
>>54145718
>>54145762
>>54145772
>>54145799
>>54145831
>t. weeaboos with anime wallpapers
>>54147952
>i tried to explain,they laughed as i walked out
K E K
E
K
>>54147919
>Pdf has better compatibility and circumvents the problem of different-looking presentations in libre / ms office.
OK... so how do I put videos and sound clips in to a PDF file?
And don't tell me to put in youtube links or some bullshit, I've had to give presentations with videos, slideshows and recordings to the local authority and if I turned up with a PDF with links and fucked around I would be laughed out of the place.
>>54147825
What this anon says. Just use beamer. Also if you really need animations/videos they can either be embedded in new versions of pdf, or linked in the pdf document so they can be opened by an external media player.
There is literally no reason to use ppt. You will never find yourself in a situaton where a ppt reader exists but a pdf reader doesn't. That just doesn't happen.
>>54145766
I'm a highschool teacher, this stuff happens constantly. Its usually some kids shithead friends or siblings add in the obscenities when he's not looking. That's probably what he assumed.
He probably wouldn't even remember it by the end of the day.
>>54147987
> download video / sound file
> put them into subfolder in presentation folder
> open as needed in a minimalistic player that doesn't autoplay anything, especially your last viewed media
Open either from file explorer or like >>54147996 suggested
>>54145471
Yea it could get very embarassing if an accident happens.
You will never know the pain of opening a document through file browse window but the popup window shows the contents of your porn folder because in Microsofts infinite wisdom it always opens up in the last placed you saved to or opened from. Worse is when you try to saveface and pretend it wasn't it, then you accidentally show it again and before you know it everyone knows you like BBW porn.
And even that fat cow in the corner that has no friends ever since her tampon fell out in 6th grade during sports thinks you're gross.
>>54148010
What subject you teach?
>>54147965
>Horsefuckers with mlp wallpapers
>presentation in class
>set my desktop on the desk
>plug in my mechanical keyboard
>and my gaming mouse
>two power cords
>VGA cable for projector
>start the machine up
>the fans push it above the ground
>sit on top of it, floating like a true /g/uru
>American Megatrends BIOS message
>Grub loads, boot arch
>systemd boot sequence scrolls past the screen
>login
>modprobe
>rfkill unblock 0
>write netctl profile
>sudo netctl start profile
>ping google.com
>startx
>riced i3 pops up with anime wallpaper
>xrandr --output VGA1 --auto
>start windows virtual machine with qemu+kvm
>swap the VGA cable from one GPU to another
>riced windows 10 pops up with different anime wallpaper
>pull .pptx file from an FTP server running on the linux machine hosting the windows machine
>open presentation
>class is over by now
>accidentally become the school tech support
>still giving a shit about what kind of wallpaper you have
>show up at college
>take out laptop and weeabo mousepad
>mfw some of my classmates are also weeabos
>mfw nobody gives a shit
>mfw only hardcore Linux guy hates weebshit
Nobody gives a shit what kind of wallpaper you have as long as it's not a bikini babe.
>>54146416
>>54146515
tumblr actually.
>>54145644 >>54145656 >>54145657 >>54145669 >>54145695 >>54145717 >>54145718 >>54145742 >>54145751 >>54145762 >>54145772 >>54145799 >>54145831 >>54145842 >>54145851 >>54145865 >>54147043 >>54147069
>this many replies
holy fuck
way to show that /g/ is no different than /b/ with consumer technology (otherwise known as /v/), you bunch of fucking 12 year old autists
shame
>>54146663
This.
Lmao
>>54148083
I can cherry pick too, lmao.
>inb4 you consider this comfy
> friend goes to save something from your browser
> mfw the last location i saved in was My Pictures
> "anon what's is this pepe folder?"
>>54145471
or create a new user
>>54148273
Jesus christ, you dumbass frogposter, I can relate to this. Except with a porn folder instead. Thank god the the file I was saving was a .pdf, and the file explorer was set to only show .pdfs as a result. Obviously I didn't have any .pdfs in my porn folder, so nothing showed up.
>>54148304
>not having pdf porn manuals
>>54148304
> he opens your anime folder
> calls your waifu shit
>>54148107
>PE
>writing papers
On what, effectiveness of squats?
>wallpaper
>>54148349
PE teachers often do an additional easy class like Health.
>>54148358
> Desktop environment
>>54148219
>brony
>calling others autists
but I agree, this number of buttmad replies are pretty ridiculous
>>54148219
Not even a weeb, and I smell the salt
>>54146218
Maki is the best.
>>54148379
>Health
Ah fuck. Now I feel old.
>>54148394
>16 ass-ravaged replies for the world "ponies"
>
>Years ago in high school
>Air force recruiter stops in to do a presentation
>Trying to figure out why his sound isn't working on a video
>Keeps trying to re-open it
>One of those tries he opens some nasty anal porn
>Doesn't realize right away because no sound
>Teacher is losing it
>Class loses it
>Suddenly the presentation is over
>>54148449
*word
>that guy in class who uses Arch and takes every opportunity to talk to you patronizingly about it as if you didn't know what it was
How are you people so autistic?
>porn pops up
>"Oh, there's my porn. Enjoy it while you can, ladies and gentleman."
You can easily play these things off with a "Whoops, didn't mean to show you that, but yep, that was porn."
No one will really cares, and you can diminish most of the embarrassment by just owning up.
>>54148431
What year did you graduate high school?
I'm 25 and had that.
>professor opens his web browser
>starts writing in the address bar
>a redtube URL pops up in the suggestions
>he ends the session with a rant about Emacs, open source and SICP
First time I saw a /g/ poster in the wild
>>54148384
>weeaboo
>saying brownies cant call other people autists
Fucking weebs are delusional as fuck
>>54148490
Not even a weeb
>>54148304
same thing happened to me pretty much
>end of econ class
>always sit in one of the front rows, so everyone behind me
>downloading lecture notes for next class before I leave
>upon downloading, file explorer window
>I can see the the file path is that of one of my "worst" porn folders
>heart drops instantly
>nothing shows because the file was a word doc
can't imagine what I would have done if the people behind me saw
>>54145377
>not creating empty folders and files on your desktop with names like
gay donkey porn.avi
TeacherName nudes
ClassmateName sextapes
how to treat ebola.doc
pentagon hacked paswords.txt
h4ck3r.exe
>>54148501
Furfag?
>>54148479
I am nearing 29 and also not in the US, but kids after me had some bullshit "nature/environment" instead of separate biology and geography classes and it made me remember the "good old days" that weren't all that good but clearly that much better than now.
Whatever.
>itt people who don't understand the meaning of weeb
>>54145622
>they didn't bother making any comments despite the fact that it had ponies in it
If you had replaced "ponies" with "anime girls", you have only received about 2 replies.
One word.
Let's just think about that for a moment.
>>54145622
Didn't even know this tripfag was still alive.
You guys can keep him.
>>54148554
Is this really so hard to understand?
Imagine if Obama, on his campaign trail, stood up and said "Yes we niggers!"
One word is just as significant as 30, in most cases.
>>54145377
for you spergs with anime wallpapers, Winkey + X -> Mobility center has an option for presentation mode. it will prevent your computer from falling asleep/screen saver lock, change your wallpaper temporarily (default is blank black background), and change the volume to the level you specify temporarily.
>>54148304
sitting in lecture, qts all around. Earlier that morning I took and sent a dick pic, deleted it ofcourse. I went to my photo gallery to lookup my screenshotted timetable, but the thumbnail cache wasnt refreshed, for .25 seconds my dick was on screen, I dont think anyone noticed.
>>54148633
>I dont think anyone noticed.
Haha
ha
no
>>54148505
>not running winshit in a dedicated vm
>>54148159
underrated, but still 7/10
>>54148667
I run Windows as main OS, my Fedora VM is ran as a background process on my co-worker's machine.
He still hasn't found out.
>>54148620
Except in this case the two interchangeable words aren't so different as "can" and "niggers".
Also consider the fact that in this case no word OTHER than "ponies" would elicit this absurd response.
You can't defend this behavior
>>54148645
i-it was just a thumbnail...
>>54145377
>>everyone sees my anime desktop wallpaper
HAHAHAHA, FAGGOT!
>>54145409
This
>>54145766
lel
>>54148490
weebs are the worst tbqh fampai
>>54146622
Well, you still would have to know the password. It wouldn't be really effective.
>>54145377
>>presenting in class
>>gentoo-laden laptop boots into stumpwm in <6 seconds
>>everyone notices emacs and LaTeX source documents on my screen
>>flawless presentation ends
>>my prof has a hard time hiding his erection as he walks over to congratulate me.
Thank you, RMS.
>>54145388
/thread
>>54149033
What did you use to present?
>>54149033
> Linux
> still no thumbnails
> no middle click
> simplest things requires terminal
> ugly af
> no warranty in case it breaks your computer
> doesn't run games or office apps
>>54149205
Fucking /v/ spillover.
>>54149205
this
>be me
>first year CS, I go to every lecture with my thinkpad (it was not so common back then)
>take out my laptop, minding my own business
>a guy sitting next to me suddenly yells, so the whole class can hear: "anon, is that a FUCKING PUBIC HAIR sticking from your keyboard?!"
>a gigantic, curly pubic hair is sticking from under my space bar (some other keys too)
>"n-no, what are you s-saying? It's just my regular h-hair"
>"Anon, you never had such long and curly hair"
>"..."
>slowly close my thinkpad and hide it in my backpack
>never bring a laptop to a lecture again
>~10 years pass by
>repressed that memory
>lecture anons on the internet from time to time how CS is not about computers and how they should take notes in the lectures instead of bringing laptops
This thread just made me remember why I hate seeing laptops in lectures so much.
>>54145966
Confirmed fake.
>>54146240
No, lol, you're the odd one out here.
It's preeeetty common that people do that.
>>54149248
the same happened with me, but with your mom's pubic hair.
>>54145377
Once when I was presenting the class saw my wallpaper when it was this album cover. How bad is that?
>Presenting in class
>Custom Flash animation runs smooth as fuck
>Custom effects and transitions, interactivity out of the charts
Feels good man
old as fuck, but very related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyOFHmz-mVc
>>54147952
hoooly fuck that's bad
what board was this?
>>54148281
Fucking this.
>>54148459
god damn that is a fat cat
>>54149322
My favorite and one of the most underrated Pink Floyd album imo.
I don't think most people would get it. People who call themselves Pink Floyd fans nowadays have only listened to Dark Side of the Moon and The Wall.
>>54148461
Yeah, try doing that with loli porn or pony porn that I'm sure some people in this thread have stashed away.
>>54148505
Not give a shit. Its not like you know those people on a personal basis. Who cares if they see your porn?If you did or that folder has CP in it, then panic.
>>54147965
Nope. My wallpaper is a photo of a snowy forest and I'm not a weeaboo since I don't obsess over japan or hate my own culture
I hate what Powerpoint is being used for in schools.
What's up with some course material consisting completely of Powerpoint presentations?
How is anyone supposed to effectively study that shit?
>>54149870
Only weak fags can't handle raw ppt, unlike big guys.
>>54149870
Yeah, it's fucking awful.
I'm paying £9k a year for PP slides and having their content read out to me. It's coming to the end of the second year of university, and I haven't actually learned anything from a lecture, everything's been done at home.
Seminars and tutorials are shit, too. Students are sheepish little shits who don't do their prep properly, and expect to be spoonfed when they turn up with nothing.
>>54145729
same story
>presenting in class
>keynote works perfectly
>power level remains hidden
>get an A
>dad talks to me after
>gets ramed in the ass durring class
>>54145540
>not sftp'ing your presentation to the school server from the comfort of your home
>have db assignment
>half ass last day
>half the funtionality required is not there and the other half only works dome of the time
>required to burn into CD
>burn into mini CD because autistic
>teacher has mac book air
>apple can't into mini CDs
>makes me explain how I tackled some of the stuff instead
>A+
>>54149248
Now excuse me asking but why the fuck do you have pubic hair growing out of your laptops keyboard
>consultant
>team presenting at client's location
>show up and there's no hdmi, just vga
>teammate grabs vga cable and starts pressing it to every hole on his macbook like a 2 year old trying to match block shapes
>I happen to have my personal laptop in my bag which has a vga port
>by the time we get my laptop up and the files moved the clients have arrived
>my wallpaper is an artist's interpretation of an O'Neill cylinder
>client spends first 10 minutes talking to me about space colonization
>becky keeps trying to change the conversation to our IT solutions
>client repeatedly waves her off and wants to keep talking about space
>back at the hotel becky is having a meltdown and telling me I ruined the presentation and she never wants to work with me again
>next day client writes off on implementing a whole suite of our products
>becky tries to be friends again
>>54145377
>>>>>>/r9k/
>>>>>>/a/
>>>>>>/kys/
>>54145377
>Presenting in speech class
>PowerPoint freezes and won't continue
>Try to alt+f4
>Doesn't work
>Suddenly PowerPoint responds and Obama speech video starts playing at max volume
>Desperately try to lower the volume but Windows won't let me
>Spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets
>Teacher rushes to the computer to unplug the speakers
>Teacher slips on spaghetti and breaks his ankle
>Other students rush to teachers side carefully avoiding my spaghetti
>I shit myself and start crying uncontrollably
>Obama video is still playing at 100% volume until Windows registers my alt+f4 command 2 minutes later
>End up getting a C on my assignment
>My step moms son ends up telling my dad what happened in class
>I don't get chicken tendies and honey mustard dip for dinner that night
Based on a true story and now I am proud GNU Linux user.
>>54151436
kys xDD dude i love leafy too!!! we're being absolute cancer on 4chan! fuck pewds lolololol.
kys btw ;3 <not being serious
bro hoof? /)
>>54151554
fucking what?
>>54151669
You aren't part of leafyishere's reptile army? You know HISSSSSSS HISSSS x3
Well if you aren't in the know (why aren't you hip) KYS is a meme that was coined by leafyishere :3 You're welcome to join the reptilians!
>>54151554
>>54151728
seriously nigga, what are you doing ?
>>54151859
No leafy fans here? He sent us here. I think it's pretty neat.
>>54145673
Just make the folder a directory, And make .cache a mountpoint for a tmpfs
get on my level
>>54151895
show me the video where he sent you then
>need to give presentation, practice pitching business ideas to investors (the class)
>change wallpaper from a landscape to pic related
>set up Firefox home page, and set to auto start
> turn off laptop
>go in for presentation
>plug in computer, turn it on, bios boots, login screen
>login, desktop shows for a second, Firefox auto starts and recovers previous session
>order confirmation page for a Whincheter model 70 on gunbroker
>"oh I forgot the remote" go to my bag, back of class get remote, grabs remote,
>professor hurries me along, he closes Firefox, wallpaper shows
>walking back to present, this girl snickers and snapchats my wallpaper
>look at her, she looks at me, remembers the gun I bought and looks away
>give presentation, make my way back up to seat
>guy besides me asks me what image was from, tell him I found it on /k/, asks for gun and shooting lessons, agree for $50
>prof. Says I did great, but wallpaper was problematic, and guns are a no I'm school
>>54151958
@leafyishere twitter! Not on his videos :o
scroll donw
>So many assmad replies to the word "pony"
Good job, /g/. Way to show you are orders of magnitude more autistic than the average computer science major.
>>54152046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>54152046
Show me the pony wallpaper
>presenting a PowerPoint
>it's in PDF because I used latex
>It doesn't crash because it's a pdf
>>54152046
Congratulation on being /g/'s faggiest tripfag
>>54152046
>/g/ is autistic
>from a brony who use tripcode and post on /g/
that makes sense
>>54152198
it takes one to know one
>>54152046
Back to >>>/mlp/ with your tripcode
>>54152126
Image is 15 MB, and I can't be bothered to reduce it in size. Also, can't post ponies on /g/.
>>54152253
I think there are more tripfags here than /mlp/
>>54152279
I meant to link it or something
Who is the artist at least?
