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>>54090453
lost
>>54090453
What does this do?
>>54090566
>What does this do?
Plays a song with beep codes.
>>54090566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy294JfyN9M
>>54090566
It hacks the Internet,.
>didn't even need to read the comment to hear rammstein in my head
Life is weird.
>>54090453
>Rammstein
>stein
/pol/ was right again
Bobbing for apples?
>>54090761
WOW I ALMOST WOULDN'T HAVE NOTICED IF YOU HADN'T PUT AN ARROW SAYING NO DRIVER THANKS FOR THAT
>>54091036
TROGDOOOOOOOR
>>54090969
lost
>>54091028
Jesus christ
>>54091028
What does this even do? Wouldn't this be a massive pain in the ass to work with? I can barely autocomplete variables without it being annoying.
>>54090761
Post superior motorcycle version plox
>when you tell your hired Pajeet he has one week to complete your Towers of Hanoi homework assignment
>>54091232
>js 5 not es6
this is why the web is shit.
>>54091155
autocomplete is already a pain in the ass to work with
webdevs are strange though
they already copy and paste 90% of their code from stack overflow anyway, so this would just speed up the rate at which they can write slow and buggy programs
>>54091028function needle) {
t-thanks SO
>>54090924
That's a big toilet
Archive
>>54091631
For you.
>>54091631
FOR POO
>/g/ humor thread
otherwise known as "everyone posts the same pictures that everyone's seen a million times"
>>54091870
Holy fucking shit.
I’ll try to post a few that rarely appear.
>>54090610
This is genius
>>54090957
>>54090957
>>54093235
oh dennis
>>54093570
last one.
>>54093475
>>54093498
>>54093510
>>54093522
Serves the cunts right. They know they can google anytime but hope to make /g/ give them an answer so they don't have to do any work
>>54093674
Those caps are from 2009.
Tards. Tards never change.
>>54091036
No horrid little monkey?
>>54091870
Wow, its an image so it must be true...
This is from some skiddy website back in the day. I wish I could have saved a .gif version so you could have seen the leet animated banners in all their glory.
>>54093814
>2012
>Back in the day
>>54093834
Guess it's not as old as I remember. That gay ass web design certainly looks older.
>>54093984
>>54093711
the bitrate on this picture is absolutely horrid.
any /g/tard wanna make an HD remake?
>>54095321
>that comfy independent startup feel
>>54091036
>MongoDB For Morons
>For Data You Don't Really Care About
Sides into orbit
Fucking hate working with that pile of shit
>>54091870
That thread was fun
>>54091469
>>54091028
web development places should block stackoverflow and similar sites
It'd remove the retards. what would remain would be people that either actually know what their doing, or people that know how to use their phone as a proxy, a step up from before I'd say
>>54093882
>tfw you can't actually falsify any statement in this article
Well?
>>54096461
"red+SECRET123" ?
That's a shit name..
>>54096461
>white123
Feel like cooking something...
>>54096461
greyiwasmolested
>>54096461
teal+thisisabadpassword2
>>54096461
hot pink penis tip
>>54096461
green+secretSexyLoveGod
Who came up with this algorithm anyway?
>>54095427
>the good parts
is it a good read, anon?
>>54096461
whitemidgetmidgetmidget
>>54090957
>RESSOURCE
Kill yourself
>>54096461
nonepassword124
fucking lame
>>54096461
naked windows10isbotnetnowfuckoff
>>54097206
If I owned boots I'd be quaking in them.
>>54097206
>all i know is BOT and hexadecimal
>and I'm all outta hexadecimal
>>54090761
>>54091028
Here, I fixed it for you.
>>54096461
black nigger
Seems a bit redundant.
>>54096461
white power
>>54090566
Say it out loud in a deep, german, voice.
>>54090969
>shell script
>guys, what if everything in a string-oriented language were delimited by spaces, tabs, and newlines and common punctuation was used for special language functions? what could go wrong?
>>54096461
greyILoveAnalSex
>>54096461
GrayFishbowl
I like it.
>>54096461
BlackPenisMaster90000
>>54096461
Black Nuclear Nigger 9000¡
>>54097555
You mean 3.5
>>54092291
/g/ can't into OC images on indian picture forum
>>54092291
this one's oc senpai
>>54097206
>>54096461
orange hunter2
>>54095206
For you
>>54095626
Thanks for the song.
>>54091631
it's an American toilet
>>54091631
I piss in the bathtub too, anon.
>>54090610
There's literally nothing wrong with this code.
>>54096461
Shirtlesspassword
>>54096461
plaidf#lkJ3%32as4
sweet hacker name
>>54099066
plaid isn't a colour, you faggot
>>54093734
IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT
>>54095206
lost
>>54096461
>zyklon blue/hitlerdidnothingwrong1488gasthekitesracialtiesarefinallybreaking
Good lucking brute forcing that one!
>>54096461
bluecorrecthorsebatterystaple
>>54091870
That's terrifying.
Literally technocracy at work.
Make a html file put fallowing code in and open it in browser, will your hardware and CPU be able to calculate this?<script>
for (i=1;i=7;i++) {
document.write("Literation " + i +"<br>");
}
</script>
>>54099924
You have a typo in your loop condition. It will run forever.
>>54090761
who's he calling a faggot?
>>54099988
That's what he wanted to do
>>54096002
But then they won't be able to hire cheap h1bs
>>54100007
for what purpose
>>54100018
for YLYL
>>54096002
>web development places should block stackoverflow and similar sites
t. Poor NEET who has never had a software job of any type
>>54100018
Memory leak
Loop is spinning and it's eating shitload of memory
Memory fills and browser is frozen
PC doesn't respond fast, because whole memory is used, and browser is still doing for loop
>>54100031
Our browsers should do better than this.
>>54100042
It can do same to android or anything that runs JS
>>54100042 i did this script and it stop at one moment when it ask me to stop the script and i say yes(long time i wait for this), then it show me Literation 1 Literation 2... i scroll down and i see black screen like there is nothing to be shown below. there have to be some fix for this when it need to be stooped right? like you press esc+shift and it stop loading or stop browser operations and calculations.. just saying this if maybe someone who make browsers fix this
>>54098875
>inb4 b8
do you have any idea how slow string operations are?
>>54096461
red rocket.
>>54100257
i'm calling the ASPCA
>>54096461
green+ismypepper
>>54090984
>>54091397
>>54095427
All these book covers WILL NEVER BE FUCKING FUNNY EVER
They're FUCKING BOOK COVERS
no matter the irony IS NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE IT FUNNY
PLEASE STOP FUCKING POSTING THEM
Thank you very much.
>>54100135
The probably more expensive and definitely more damaging is memory allocation, not string operations.
>>54100335
>>They're FUCKING BOOK COVERS
>>It's 2016
>>54096461
White!eztsohanemtalaljakisenki5101
>>54100335
i found em pretty funny, get a sense of humor bro xd
>>54100537
>xd
GET OUT
>>54096461
>blacksteak
I like it
>>54096716
its the only one you need for pre es6
Would it hold up in court?
>>54096461
>KhakihackerGuy
Huh, pretty good
>>54093455
In this case though, "no" is correct. There's no realistic way to recover from an overwritten file, so any other response wouldn't be any more helpful.
>>54096461
White0r1g1n44l
>>54096877
>nonepassword124
Not nakedpassword124
>>54095206
This gets me every time
>>54100984
But anon is my friend, no?
>>54101060
no...
>>54091232
why? are you retarded?
>>54090969
Is this legit? I lost hard.
>>54101083
c'mon...
>>54091870
So, no one knows how Windows works? That's terrifying.
>>54090969
Topkek it's real
https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/commit/a047be85247755cdbe0acce6f1dafc8beb84f2ac
>>54100335
One of those is real though.
>>54090453
Is-is-that Du Hast by Rammstein? Eisbrecher is a much better band.
>>54100807
Brilliant!
>>54098875
It's not that the code is terrible, which it has a, it shows that the person is a complete retard.
>>54099924
Wouldn't it just go forever???
>>54101365
>you can only listen to one band
I hate elitists so damn much
>>54090957
Get your 9gag cuck out of here!
Respect Dennis Ritchie
>>54096461
greenpasswd
>>54098875
It leaks memory
>>54095943
Underrated post.
>>54090453
Lost
And now im lsitening to du hast like a 14 yo edgelord
>>54101410
I listen to many bands.
>>54093984
The funny part about this is that this artist literally never improves, he totally ignores the rule of thirds, and yet he still has a following. The only plus Is that he uses the superior MS Paint
>>54098875
>>54090610
What's wrong with just x>0
?
>>54101489
It's actually x<0
>>54094497
>Unity
That's the real joke here
>>54099847
That doesn't mean what I think you think it means
>>54090453
>>54096461
>black_mama
I like it
Kinda /g/ related
>>54091422
Lost
>>54097206
Kek I was reading ip as intellectual property then realized how stupid I am.
>>54096461
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>>54093554
>defrag your harddrive, then I'll tell you
brilliant.
>>54090969
>mfw I just noticed that space
>>54096461
white nigger.
>>54102308
Yeah, right.
>>54096461
red hat
>>54101038
>PizzaPi.jpg
>>54096461
red iwaitfordeatheveryday
>>54097489
fuck that's funny
>>54096461
Beigeprotonmail.comIwtcird010693
Wew
>>54096461
blackhunter2
>>54096612
Underrated
>>54093582
Source on that woman in the pic?
>>54097186
>>54097460
>>54097472
Dumb anime poster
>>54091870
>People not knowing how Windows works
Haha?
>>54093582
Holy hell who's that woman
>>54096461
purple bagsburningonmountainsofteeth1029384756
>>54095206
kek
>>54103394
>people not knowing that tripfags are pedophiles
>>54103394
>windows
>working
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>54095596
wasnt this thread like a couple of weeks ago?
>>54101060
yes
>>54098875
>>54101435
You can also pretty easily cause a buffer overflow by supplying a sufficiently large float.
>>54098875
Hello Pajeet
Hows this guys? This funny?! HUH!??!
>>54100807
they'd argue "seal" refers to the entire disk holder and not the sticker
>>54091036
Lmao
What was this based on
>>54096461
gray foobar123
>>54093582
fucking sauce on that girl
>>54101048
I don't get it
anything that requires that many cables is just poor design
>>54102206
half the crew probably died
>>54091382
>ES not <something statically typed, preferably with algebraic data types>
this is why client programming is shit
![c_limit,h_576,q_80,w_695_http___images-origin.playboy.com_ogz4nxetbde6_6Hv1o5FM1GuIqQuCAOGgwq_844ed839c79879eaeef0e8c1dd906f25_Gallery_11522_Picture_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i8tMGZF.jpg "c limit,h 576,q 80,w 695 http images-origin.playboy.com ogz4nxetbde6 6Hv1o5FM1GuIqQuCAOGgwq 844ed839c79879eaeef0e8c1dd906f25 Gallery 11522 Picture 1[1]")
>>54093582
>>54103307
>>54103762
>>54106116
Christi Shake
https://www.playboy.com/galleries/christi-shake-nice-or-naughty-playmates-features-1/slide-1
>>54090761
>>54091468
You can see the hatred in their eyes.
>>54106278
Allah bless you, anon
>>54104658
It just gets better and better
>>54101038
I remember thinking about doing this, except we wanted to use a big-ass pot for extra lulz.
>>54101359
Looks like my cable management.
>>54090924
this hurts my feelings
>>54096461
greenYouaintgettingshitNSAfuckyoub_|_
>>54092020
Underrated post
>>54106282
:^)))))
DO NOT CLOSE THIS ISSUE, ASSHOLE.
https://github.com/ParsePlatform/parse-server/issues/1050#issuecomment-204625057
I need to keep this thread going
>>54097705
oh shiiiiiiit lol
>>54090453
What the hell does this even means I don't-
>// by Rammstein
Fucking lost
>>54107636
i get laid all the time (sometimes she even lets me lick her feet) and use linux lololol meanwhile you get laid how often? kys my man
>>54107619
This one is amazing.
>>54090957
>>54093235
Pretty interesting considering Dennis Ritchie was probably gay.
>>54107590
Lost.
I still don't understand what the parse-server is, tho.
>>54106185
>RPG
No, they're alive.
>>54106166
Have you ever been inside a telephone exchange? This is much comfyer than those places
>>54091036
I'm disappointed that four covers have the same animal
>>54101060
im not your friend, pal.
>>54107619
I'm not even laughing; I'm impressed.
>>54093984
So... Linux is dinosaur shit?
>>54101048
thanks doc
>>54105961
Fresh OC
>>54091052
COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>>54096461
BlackandWhiteK1ritokun
>>54108946
autism/10
>>54091422
Doctor Naarten...
Post his keyboard cleaning guide...
>>54101933
Lost
>>54108946
>"USB" is unacceptable
>calls them "USB sticks"
What a faggot.
>>54096461
ButtnakedLetMeIn
>>54106166
Datacenters. Do you really think wireless is feasible when connecting that many servers together? Also, infiniband > WiFi/any other wireless communication standard.
>>54096461
Blackhunter2
I kinda like it
>>54107778
>Gay people doesn't have moms
>>54096461
GreyCuntMuffin69
>>54107619
what does this do?
>>54110836
Its a sorting algorithm with race conditions but otherwise it's neat
>>54110836
For each number to sort, it waits for that number in seconds then prints itself.
>>54096002
>hurrrrrrrrr learning from other people is for IDIOTS
Found the unemployed loser.
>>54106217
>needing static types to program well
Hello Pajeet.
>>54096461
Black <\[_8p?%a1=J|hGiv>lBgPEj
>>54096461
blue+hunter2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB9DzDa3OlM
>>54091870
I work on Windows at Microsoft and a lot of what this pic says is true, but another part of it is just the OP(s) kinda sucking at their job.
>>54096461
>BlueGreenWhite12Characters
>>54101048
whoa there, this isn't a porn thread
>>54111945
I already say it in my head every time every time I see the word "big"
seeing someone else comment is just validation for me. Fucking love baneposters.
>>54090913
underkek'd
>>54112139
>12characters is actually 12 characters
>>54107667
this is a /v/ tier screencap
the story's good tho
>>54101485
>he totally ignores the rule of thirds, and yet he still has a following
Lost
>>54108199
im not your pal, buddy
>>54100514
Lofaszt a seggedbe!
>>54106282
What am I looking at?
>>54104046
>windows
Hahahahaha
>>54114981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9thvHDskYvA&t=35s
>>54104258
Something like that yes
I remember it very well
Realforce +manjaro
>>54101706
Maybe she just likes the unity color scheme.
>>54112819
DELETE THIS
>>54111557
What causes it to skip over printing numbers that aren't part of the list to be sorted? I don't know bash at all.
>>54101933
imagine all the fat ass farts that bird has to stand
>>54090924
if they aren't turned on for a while and dried properly they should work just fine again
>>54108946
>not calling it zip disquette
>>54090924
Macbeth :-D
>>54112899
im not your buddy, senpai
>>54096461
pink ReARentRyAllowed
>>54102853
>iwtcird
...
My nigger.
>>54116986
It says "For each number x in the argument, sleep x seconds and then print the number" and does all of this in parallel
>>54095112
OOP, not even once.
>>54110836
It's an O(N) sorting algorithm.
>>54118587
>sleepsort
>O(N)
neo /g/ pls go
>>54101441
It's facebook tier "humor"
>>54108189
There are plenty of Oreily books, dedicated to programaing languages and stuff, each one has an animal that doesn't relate in anything to the topic. Also this ones reflect the bad habits of 99.99% of /g/comunitty/programmers
>>54108199
>>54112899
>>>/reddit/
>>54108946
>mfw I wrote this and someone posted it to plebbit
Every is calling me an autist here and there.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
>>54107667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9aZZxNptp0
While I agree with him I still called him a jew and he replied "4chan is here"
>>54115058
quality /mu/sic
>>54090453
>dat pic
It would be perfect if it parsed. Luckily, in Perl 3 lyrics do.BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex while each watches,
reverse its length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep! die to reverse the system
you accept (reject, respect);
next step,
kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say").
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWARDS: tell nobody.
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die at last
# Larry Wall
>>54107619
This makes me happy somehow
>>54118733
I'd be happy to hear an argument to the contrary, fag.
