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post your hands on your tech
install gentoo
>>54039789
i like your escape key
>>54039826
It's krap.
want to post that one pic from the guy that was unboxing something with his crippeld hand but can't find it anymore...
Blurays are technology
>>54039946
Shrek is that you?
>>54039946
holy shit I thought that hand was real at first
>inb4 foot on tech
>>54040006
>trying to use reverse psychology so others fulfill your faggot foot fetish
>>54040081
>puts socks back on
>>54040108
Are you depressed anon?
>>54040159
Fag shit lol
>>54040081
I just know some anon out there will be like
>haha... it be funny to put my foot on there insead of my hand... haha...
>>54040172
Stop.
>>54040108
Yat uyu amk geƧ oldu.
>>54039660
Song: "Put Your Hand on the Computer"
Artist: TMBG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1596jwb9fs
>>54040185
Make me, fag.
sup gaybois
>>54040198
nah I deleted it because you are mean to me. Now you have to reflect on your decision all day long. Congrats!
>>54039660
Nice POC honeypot
>>54040130
Nope, it's for anxiety. Faggot doc doesn't give me benzos anymore
>>54040191
Daha yeni baÅlıyoruz
>>54040213
Sennshit drop bag?
>>54040254
>2016
>being a neet
>>54040263
What about it?
>>54040215
Fag shit lol
Not even /dpt/fags programming with skirts are as much fag as you.
>>54040269
rephrase: Did you get your headphones from the Sennheiser drop bag? If yes which ones did you get? I got the CX 5.00
>>54040279
what the hell are you typing that has that many 1's in it
>>54040266
>neet
I'm a student tho
My crotch is tech
>>54040301
I didn't even know that was a thing. I thought you were talking about the little leather bag thing that came with it.
Nah they are CX300 ii, just bought them off the rainforest. I had red CX 3.00 before but the left driver stopped working.
The bass on these is a little too strong but still great.
>>54040279
Fag shit lol.
Seriously faggot keyboard.
>>54040005
It's not?
>>54040108
>ISO
>>54040356
moar
>>54040434
what?
Meme_anical keyboard present.
My fingers got rekt
>>54040610
what the fuck anon
>>54040610
Another ninja turtle hand guy?
>>54040605
what kb?
>>54040610
G580?
>>54040623
>>54040642
metal grate tore away last digits on those two fingers, shit sucks
>>54040672
G500
>>54040690
Shieeet. So you will have no nails anymore?
>>54040656
Ajazz ak33 black switch (kailh)
Pbt keycaps coming in 3 days
Electric toothbrushes are tech
>>54040722
damn fatty
WHERE ARE YOU NINJA TURTLE GUY?
>>54040490
keyboard layout
GOD DAMMIT WHIS NINJA TURTLE MAN?
>>54039660
I've been waiting for this thread for so long.
>>54040610
Chronic masturbator detected
You could literally put your hand on anything in your house and it would probably fit this thread.
>>54040858
We can do it boys.
Also what the fuck my hands
>>54040794
it's the only one they sell in my country senpai
>>54040889
Well these guys >>54040858 >>54040923 couldn't even manage to put their hands on their tech so it is possible to fail.
>>54041085
my fingertips were touching the monitor
Dont judge
too lazy to turn the light on
>>54041141
Gay(ming)
>>54041141
>enema
>anal pain
Just use more lube.
>>54041141
back to le reddit you fag
>>54041174
nice tab b8
>>54041174
LANDSCAPE
>>54041267
what the fuck is wrong with your hand m8
>>54041141
Gr8 b8 m8!!
>>54041418
God I hate you fucking canadians...
>>54041396
i dont see whats wrong with them
>>54041470
>memearrows
>>54039660
Aaay OP I have that keyboard too
>>54041475
After i posted it, i litteraly asked myself,
"What have i become?!"
>>54041541
a faggot
>>54041533
you have the same monitor as me too
>>54041462
the palm/fingers size proportion is insanely fucked
pic related is how real human hands look like
>>54041596
>Butt and not tits
Good taste fį am
>>54041267
sausage fingers inc
>>54039660
>9660ā¶>>54039789 >>54040108 >>54040193 >>54040236 >>54040709 >>54040858 >>54041470 >>54041533
>post your hands on your tech
>>54040310
Exclamation points probably, they were at the end and he was using shift on other hand
yay for ugly hands
>>54041833
Don't be silly. I would love to kiss that hand gently.
>>54041833
post face
>>54041833
post tits
>>54041833
post dick
>>54042015
asuka is boy
>>54041984
>>54042009
May I remind you that you are on 4chan
Fucking newfags
>>54042056
Winfag
>>54042056
Are you about to shit on your laptop or something anon?
>>54041833
>>54042060
Post butt with that trap pose thing with dick between thighs.
>>54042056
Them some thick leg
Sick burn
>>54042095
FEMALE
E
M
A
L
E
>>54039826
Thanks
>>54041640
Thanks breh
>>54042157
Damn, son you got cuter toes than my girl.
>>54041984
I look like a bum today because I already took my makeup off. Have a picture of my laptop's face instead.
>>54042157
Wow, nice legs, anon.
>>54042167
it's my girlfriend actually, she's asian
am I doing this right?
>>54042157
those are some hot legs anon
>>54042190
Nice real doll, senpai
>>54042190
I'm so jelly right now.
>>54042183
post benis
>>54042190
>Windows
>>54042210
yeah my life goals have almost been fulfilled, i just wait for virtual reality and i can happily die
>>54042222
i know windows is shit, but it works best for me
>>54042215you first :^)
>>54042190
>having a girlfriend based enough to pose for /g/
she's a keeper, anon
>>54042252
i know she is.
i don't know why she is, but she is. like an angel from the sky.
i met her through a dating app though and she was into ONS only, but i showed her how a lonely anon can be the ultimate happiness compartment and she agreed
>>54042281
What is ons?
>>54042304
one night stand anon
>>54042304
Nevermind im retarded.
>>54042304
One Night Stand
Date, Fuck, Never meet again.
I never had sex, but with wizardry comes knowledge.
okay
>>54042317
Post dick n butt plz
>>54042281
wow that's awesome; I've heard nothing but bad things really about dating sites and shit, especially for guys. I'm glad it's working out for you guys.
>tfw finding cute lesbian girls who are down with tech and aren't basic bitches/SJW faggots is even harder ;_;
>>54042304
one night stands
>>54042325
sex isn't that important anyway.
i keep jerking off myself regularly cuz my gf isn't around everytime and this taught myself that you shouldn't have a girlfriend to fuck with but to reeavulate life goals
>>54042322
>>54042323
>>54042281
Also were you a virgin when you met her? If so howd that go?
>>54042327
>anon installs proprietary software on his computer
>>54042194
>middle finger on W key
>>>/v/
>>54042327
You should pull the plug faggot
>>54042352
I don't know where I am nor where I am going, but I'm also 30 now. So I'm at a point where I'm more after "hunting experiences before I die", and a relationship that leads to sex is definitely on my bucket list.
>>54042407
More?
I love those socks
>>54042407
yiff in hell
>>54042416
Wizard spotted
>>54042416
>tfw 25 virgin
My only goal is becoming a wizard now. The disappointments with relationships were enough.
>>54042404
Don't worry, I'm going to die sooner rather than later anyways.
>>54039660
I was originally going to flip you guys off but it made my middle finger look insanely long
>>54042407
Wow this is a cool picture
>>54042451
Sweet.
>>54042361
i had 4 girlfriends before her on a strange side but didn't have sex because the request was either too soon or too late when the break up happened, she was the first time.
i only had cuties in the past so i'm pretty proud of myself, even if i have a low vague job.
the first meet up was funny, i felt really really lonely that time and was pressured by the thought to make any girl that fits my criteria happy.
i messaged her up while she was on holidays with the usual How are you doin phrase.
she reacted even though 99% which didn't look like a 5/10 didn't react at all. i sometimes believe they just use those apps to gain men attention and don't further develop it.
anyway. i wrote her up and we understood each other just perfectly, our sense of logic, humour and personal demands and lifegoals just fit together.
when we met, i didn't had a clue that she was into meeting other guys aswell and fucking with them.
i wasn't even that intriguing to develop a relationship with her, i was on the edge to do ONS myself because of how desperate i was of love.
so we met, we quickly felt deep trust and we lay on my bed. (she visited me because parents must not know what she did)
(1/2)
>>54042444
Trips confirm, I confirm, I even said so earlier.
>>54042445
It's overrated. I never had a relationship. I never kissed or held hands in a romantic fashion. I'm on /g/ because I fled into computers when others were socializing... and to be honest - I liked it.
>>54042472
Yeah.
It'll be cool to finally be done with all this suffering.
>>54042482
You are in denial then. I guess it's part of what happens when you just quit.
>>54042407
looks comfy out on that scaffolding
>>54042511
You're a hairy guy.
>>54042535
Being Welsh does that.
>>54042511
if i take that mask off, will you die?
>>54042478
i felt really desperate of love and she was like the woman which just asked you to do anything you want on her. she was all in for sex and i joined.
this was the time where really deep emotional sensation began to grow.
while i had my first time, i came to conclusions. i was asking her questions.
i don't know why but i asked her if she does it with other boys too. and of course she replied yes.
i felt like fucking a whore, but i knew she wasn't. it was my attitude towards everything related to this. i understood girls do this not because they are whores, but because they like sex as an activity. she was doing it for her own enjoyment, not to entitles herself as a maneater or something like that.
we had much contact throughout the weeks and since we understood each other so well, she told me anything what she was up to.
but then i felt this need to tell her to choose a life decision. this was probably the moment the love blossom grew as gross as it sounds.
she was about to accept a job from the datingsite to willingly prostitue herself so that dating app customers keep spending money on that site with the argument that she can choose who to fuck with.
she told me about it and i made up her mind.
i was like the most caring boy which you would only meet once in your life. and this made her choice come clear.
now i'm her private unicorn.
i hope you enjoyed the read
>>54042407
i heard you were an english trap
>>54042521
I intend to work on myself, but I'm not sure it'll go as planned. But hey, there's still living under a bridge in loneliness for the rest of my life.
>>54042568
>i hope you enjoyed the read
>tfw
>>54042494
I looked up pictures of what near-opaque keycaps look like when lit up and I thought they looked really cool, so I ordered these but after putting them on, I realized the light doesn't shine (lol) through at all. I guess the keycaps in the pictures I saw were more transparent than these or they had a brighter light or something.
Also the black makes the pink and light blue stand out more so that's cool.
>>54042317
hello comfy friend :3
Dp to vga
>>54042568
She is a whore, fį am. No mental gymnastics you make will change that.
You are probably getting cucked right now btw.
But hey, as long you are happy it's fine, I guess.
>>54042623
Fuck I meant DVI
>>54042478
>>54042568
Thanks for the story, anon. I though it was endearing to read, and I hope you guys continue to work out :3
>>54042627
fuck off back to >>>/r9k/ where you belong, faggot.
>>54042627
i know this sounds like it but really, you get a wrong idea.
i know this ideally sounds like a cuck scheme, but she won't betray me as of now. we have goals to set and what we do is something she never did before i can tell.
she isn't the type of person to lie to me for over 9 months now with the same shiny eyes when we meet eachother
>>54042613
I wear sleeve gloves, am i girl now :3///.
>>54042648
no point in responding to him, anon. he's one of those bitter fucks that's just mad that he can't get any women and blames it on them because he doesn't want to admit to himself it's because he's a shitty person himself
>>54042639
Cį uck.
>>54042648
>she isn't the type of person to lie to me for over 9 months now with the same shiny eyes when we meet eachother
I'm so sorry. People blind themselves when they are in love, it's natural. As long you don't find out it's ok then.
>>54042056
Hows life in Hobbiton?
>>54042671
>Projecting.
lol
He described the slut behavior himself. I'm not blaming anyone.
>>54042671
i can perfectly understand him though, i was in his position before i met this girl
all i can say is that life itself doesn't have values or strings that give you direction. everything is done by the sake of your mind.
>>54042674
and i'm sorry that i can't give you more insight about what her friends, her family and my family/friends think about her
>>54042691
promiscuity != being a cheater
get your shit straight, retard
>>54042674
also i have to mention.
love is not a disney movie type of feel.
it can be for the sake of caring or hating.
the type of love i have for her, is the loss of what my father couldn't provide my mother. it is baked into me since my childhood that i want to be a caring boyfriend and even father in the future
>>54042752
That's cute and all.
It will make it harder for you when you find out though. But maybe you never will, should be better that way.
>>54042783
i had relationships in the past, it all was for the sake of maturity. i my relationship breaks up anyhow, it will also be for the sake of wisdom. i'm just making a statement of what i have experienced as of now with my young 22 years on this planet earth
>>54040858
+Asukafag
-Macfag
Lucky for you it balances out.
>>54041614
Nice taste senpai
>>54042830
More like eating 2 shits with his own hands
>>54042671
bingo..you get to pick a prize from the top shelf.
Sup /g/
>>54042732
an indiscriminate chicken; any cock'll do.
>>54042183
>that man finger
Trap confirmed!!!
D-did I do it right?
>>54043012
Is that a nipple?
>>54042056
Literally fucking ugliest feet ever. Anon you shouldn't be showing those around...
>>54042092
>>54042122
Much better.
>>54039789
>the 'I want onlookers to think I have blank keycaps' keycaps
>>54040702
>no nails
he won't have anything
>>54043095
>not posting the shadow
You had one job!
>>54043045
No, it's my hand curled over the camera on my shitty phone.
>>54043149
but i want my petite asian wife to orgasm all over luke's cock while i wait in linus' cuckshed.
>>54043153
holy shit
>>54043167
Linus stop shitposting and go back to making shill videos.
>>54042716
so you must be a great programmer then
>>54043153
YOU'RE TOUCHING THE PINS
>>54041836
what keyboard is this?
>>54043211
Lol, i never realized just how bad this camera was until looking at then on my pc. Holy shit indeed.
>>54043270
Oops, butter fingers.
>>54039946
jesus christ where do you live
Who /hairy/ here?
>>54043352
This little guy has been dead for a while. Was kinda sad, but had to attempt a delid. Solder had begun to separate and Temps were retarded. Served me well.
Not sure what I want to do with it now. Considering turning the heat spreader into a Keychain.
>>54043333
http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Designer-Bluetooth-Keyboard-7N9-00001/dp/B00UPKMVCU
The performance is kinda ass, but what can you expect from a wireless. It's usable though, just don't expect something as fast as a wired.
Occasionally it may have connection farts, it happens about 2 times per day.
Otherwise, it's as usable as a laptop keyboard, except that it's wireless, so you can connect it to all sorts of devices like your phone, an HTPC, or any device with at least Windows 8.1, Mac OS X 10.10, Android 4.4 (I think).
So, it's useful if you need something to pair with some phones, tablets, htpc or even use it for desktop comfy typing on your lap while reclining on a chair.
New clitmouse
>>54043870
>tfw burning through one clit a month/3 weeks
I use the clit 10 hours a day, 6 days a week.
>>54043979
on that t42 in the pic i really just wanted one for looks since i lost it long ago
but on my r30 which has no touchpad, i had to replace the little soft nipple one of the rubber curved one, because that little soft nipple was annoying as shit
and that one ive had to replace 3 times now over the course of 5 months
>>54039789
My esteemed african american brother of the highest order.
>>54039660
>>54043083
>the "stock keycaps"
>>54041565
CALL ON MEEEEEEE
>>54044259
ayylma- holy shit
>it lurks among us
>>54044259
What the fuck? How easy is it to fap without opposable thumbs?
>>54044170
I don't understand this line meme
>tfw lost your nail clippers
>tfw your hand smells like bleach
>tfw 4chan flips images so you delete and take a new one
>>54044170
it looks like OP has good flow
>>54044546
I-Is that good?
>>54044573
who the hell knows
i sure don't
>>54044546
As someone who might have an idea, I think he is drawing out art vectors(paintings usually have a direction of lines). He here is just implementing that in these pics.
Problem
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V
E
D
>>54039970
Kek
>>54044730
You so cool you froze in your clothes.
>>54041680
That is the gayest keyboard i ever seen
>>54044885
Kinda got an 80's chart vibe to it.
hope you homosexuals like skeleton hands...
>>54044944
shit man he got the pussycam
>>54044873
>on his keyboard
You play a dangerous game senpai. I like people on the edge
>>54045101
it was just for the pic senpai
>>54044259
What is the jesus fuck is wrong with your hands
>>54042716
>Dedicated mu key
why.... it doesn't look like a Greek Keyboard
>>54041680
I wish I could touch type well...
>>54045216
i agree. that's fucked up
sup sempais
>>54042183
>mirrors edge
mah nigga
>>54042613
>arm socks
Fucking submissive cuck
I bet you love the thought of being dominated
>being fat
>tfw comfy.
sleep tight mr skeletal
comfy
>>54047766
australia seems comfy
>>54047766
nice model m senpai
This mouse is shit.
>>54047264
Spoopy
It's been some time since I posted this
Okay
>at work
>>54041836
>those thick hands
>that forearm hair
I live
>>54048108
I-I like your nails
>please be in Holland ;_;
>>54048108
Would suck your dick and swallow as long as you promise to run your fingers through my hair, those fingers are nice
>>54041833
>he fell for the thinkpad with higher two last digits than 20 meme
>>54044472
>>54044873
Hey senpai
>>54048284
>X1
>1 is higher than 20
You sure showed me!
But, anyway, that's beside the point that you're trying to make behind your trying to be clever, that post-t61 is all shit.
That being said, I like my computer and don't see anything wrong with it, considering that what I wanted when I bought it was a computer that's extremely lightweight, has a decent battery, and has a good screen.
It performs the job it was designed for, being an ultraportable workstation, extremely well if you ask me.
>>54041680
I've wanted to put those keycaps on my MJ2 for so long now...
That looks amazing.
Kira pls go
>>54039970
>>54040005
>>54040006
https://m.imgur.com/a/OH1lW
>>54046478
Yeah, she does.
>>54042056
>winfat
Nobody doing thumb dick?
>tfw hand fetish
>this thread is like a cp thread for pedophiles for me
Fuck I feel so dirty fapping right now, I'm sorry anons. Saving some of these for later.
>>54049037
what features do you prefer in hands?
>>54048980
Is that a lambda scar?
>>54049112
that sun hardware...
>>54049058
>what features do you prefer in hands?
I guess like vanilla porn it depends on how I feel. Imagine it this way, you'd probably get turned on by someone who's not very thin or very fat, and certain features of the person like their curves or fat placement might appeal more to you.
>>54039789
>>54040717
>>54041141
>>54042194
These hands have good definition, and they're appealing because they're proportionately good. For example, the distance between the fingers, the height of the ridges between knuckles, it's pleasing. There are others but these are a good sample.
>>54045347
>>54043153
Other hands like these have nice palms, not plump, but the outer half looks soft and smooth.
>>54042183
>>54042317
>>54042613
Then you've got hands with fingerless gloves, it's like lingerie, especially with slim fingers and petite nails. >>54042613 is a good example.
Generally I don't like hairy hands, hands with less hair or light, short hair are nicest. I guess what I'm trying to say is, think of a hand the way you think of a woman. Sometimes it's the shape, the way it presents itself, if it's holding something, how relaxed it looks, if it's got clean nails, the list goes on.
Getting to hold a nice hand in person makes me feel tingly, like I'm about to kiss that special someone for the first time again. Sometimes hands surprise me, like if it looks slender and petite but is warm to hold, or if it's got a strong grip but it's freezing cold.
You probably get the picture by now.
:3c~
>>54049058
>Is that a lambda scar?
yes, a rabbit that didn't want to be eaten gave it to me
>>54049146
I feel the same way as you about hands; I feel like they're the most important and telling part of a person. I don't know if I could date a girl who didn't have somewhat pretty hands, either in look or in feel.
I think petit nails are gross, though; I much prefer long ones (but not nearly to the point of those retardedly impractical and disgusting fake nails niggers get done).
>Getting to hold a nice hand in person makes me feel tingly, like I'm about to kiss that special someone for the first time again. Sometimes hands surprise me, like if it looks slender and petite but is warm to hold, or if it's got a strong grip but it's freezing cold.
anon are you me
>>54049467
wtf is this
>>54049503
my thumb is fucked too
>>54049608
>>54049677
>tfw most girls hands are icy cold
>>54049200
disgusting
>>54041833
do you have a boipucci and a girltinkle?
>>54049722
I personally really like hands that feel cold to me because my hands are colder than most.
>>54049677
Surprised to see there's another hand appreciator in this thread, or maybe I'm not because of the topic of it.
>>54049677
>I think petit nails are gross, though; I much prefer long ones
That's fair enough, I don't mind long nails sometimes but to me, nails that emphasize the shape of the finger are usually the most alluring.
Something I'm glad for is that hands are normally uncovered, unlike the body or other "fetish" parts like feet. It makes it easy to appreciate hands because they're always visible and looking down is generally keeping to yourself.
>anon are you me
I don't know, I could be. Perhaps we're one and the same.
>>54039946
not the basement troll again....
>>54049772
>Something I'm glad for is that hands are normally uncovered, unlike the body or other "fetish" parts like feet.
I don't really have a fetish for hands; they aren't really sexual to me or anything. I just really like how they look and feel, aesthetically speaking.
>I don't know, I could be. Perhaps we're one and the same.
Just surprised to find someone who thinks similar, since despite how common and vanilla hands are, it seems somewhat uncommon for people to care *that* much about them.
Pencils are tech
Also, left handed masterrace reporting in
>>54049200
Whew are you rich anon?
>>54049850
I was probably projecting my own fascination a bit there, sorry about that. It is nice to meet someone who can appreciate hands though (which is I guess why I assumed that your attraction may be sexual). Not to say I only think of hands as a sexual object, it's just part of the admiration of beauty after all.
Anyway, nice to meet you fellow hand anon. Here's my hands for you to see.
>>54049745
>that color
>ugly fingers
>>>/out/
>>54049979
Nice to meet you too anon.
Also, you do indeed obviously have very clean and taken care of hands, as one would presume of you based on the conversation. I don't know how so many guys, including some people in this thread, can stand having dirty or unkempt hands; it's so gross.
I'm the anon with the blue nails, by the way, so you've already seen my hands.
>>54049803
>Native American/Italian, not pajeet
>>54051021
>jolly ranchers
my nigga
>>54042133
shemale more like it
>>54051244
were u the hand model for left4dead lol
>>54051366
>tfw taking a picture with an EyeToy because I don't have anything else to take a picture with
>>54049898
a little
>>54051455
>>54042183
>>54048411
1+ Carbon and Mirror's Edge. I kind of want that, but at the same time I want to keep my Carbon pure.
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