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>>53953503
your life
How is that funny? I don't get it
>>53953503
That's not fucking funny
>>53953579
His life is joke. Meaning that he is a waste of flesh and matter.
you think is funny?
>>53953630
I mean, the OP pic.
I removed all the stickers from my thinkpad
>>53953815
>there are people that despise Apple so much that they're willing to display their logo
Pathetic
>>53953847
You should've moved both Windows and Intel stickers to the RAM cover.
>>53953877
>Don't iMessage me or my wife's son ever again
based microsoft
Here to save this thread.
>>53954039
>IN elite
oh boy
>>53954031
Still a while to go before she reaches Nef's level
>>53954079
Post the one where the guy draws this.
>>53954092
I'm sorry I don't have that one saved.
>>53954031
But that's a screencap of the shell, not the IDE above. Whoever made that meme is more retarded than her.
>>53954079
What's so funny about this? The guy being so rich he can afford a high-quality brand?
>>53954031
kode with karlie kloss
I don't know how you guys haven't jumped on this yet
>>53953944
holy shit that's actual genius
>>53954144
Again, because the screencap is pointing at a shell, the code is clearly above, and people who repost this to feel superior are fucking stupid.
>>53954160
It doesn't CH GE the fact that she's fucking up basic shell commands.
>>53954169
if i had a blunt for every time i fucked up cd .. as cd.. id be fuckin baked
>>53954169
Uhm, but the whole point the image tried to make is misleading, and idiots here will try to jump on the bandwagon "lol she doesn't know how to code" just showing that they don't know shit. You can nitpick, but the whole point of that hashtag is that she's learning to code.
/g/ is so fucking freaked out by women it's kind of depressing.
>>53954144
>not jumping on the KKK bandwagon
>>53954019
>an int is a number without a decimal
Are you fucking kidding me
>>53954451
if you had kept reading instead of replying immediately you would have discovered the entire thing was written in jest, but alas you were rused good sir
>>53954113
What high-quality brand is in the picture?
>>53954155
I was thinking the same thing, normies won't know what hit them
>>53954160
the joke is that it keeps telling her "cd" is not a recognised command and she still keeps at it
>>53954727
>Code student tries command three times before correcting her syntax
Oh wow my bad, this is hueg
Oh wait no, it's incredible nitpicking.
Seriously, I am at a complete lose why anyone is pretending this is a "gotcha" moment at all.
>>53954727
And furthermore past the first three, it works each time yet the author of that image included them to try to prove their point, showing this was 1000% made by someone who doesn't know shit.
>>53954046
I understood the joke without that faggots commentary at the bottom
>computers aren't technology
>>53954148
Holy kek
>>53954888
goddamn autistic neckbeards
>>53954019
>Using /* to comment just one line
>return 5 because I'm so random yay
I want to die.
>>53953991
lel
>>53954927
>>Using /* to comment just one line
What is C89 compatibility?
Silly boys..~
>>53954031
This has seriously been bugging me tho: how did she take the photo with both hands on the keyboard?
>>53955103
You can see in the reflection on the screen it looks like someone else has their arm around her. It's not that much of a surprise that a celebrity would have other people take photos for them, there's a photo somewhere of Kim K's assistant taking a "selfie" of her (it's as dumb as it sounds, Kim just has her arm extending out of the camera's view).
>>53955137
That's fucking amazing, best fact I've learned today
>>53953763
Handy
>>53955146
I wish I could find it again, searching for fake selfies just turns up some bad photoshops. I don't even think they were using a phone but rather a DSLR.
>>53954007
SHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEIIITTHHHHHH
>>53953673
Is that Bam Margera?
>>53954031
>>53954007
Now I don't know if Id trust them with a sandwich...
>>53954039
>inelite
>Johnson
>the I want you tu have a nice day lolicon
Fuck, 2012-ish where wild
>>53953503
it triple boots into windows, your point?
>>53953944
I'm going to get filthy rich!
>>53953991
Just no
>>53954861
i really hope this is a chinese bootleg of Dr. Dre hearphones.
the "I" in "wIth" triggered me
>>53954019
that's sexist of her
>>53954085
"code by code"
>>53954082
Fuck, what happened to him?
>>53954148
INNOVATIVE DESIGN
>>53954031
why is she eating bio-garbage? it literally looks like she took it out of a trashcan, there's eggs, a whole potato and random piece of bread and salad, what the hell is that red thing?! 2 onions?
>>53954031
>antioxidant infusions
>>53953831
I have no idea why people deal with this dogshit company/OS, and I'm not saying this as some sort of freefag Ganoo slash Leenucks fetishist.
Windows died for me when a C++ redist got fucked up for me and no amount of registry hacks, uninstalling, etc. would allow me to install certain programs. The solution was literally, word for word, "reinstall".
I'm not some fucking NEET who needs to play vidya gamez so bad that I'll deal with reinstalling my OS as the slightest dependency fuckup. FL Studio runs great under WINE and my experience with Bitwig was positive even though I don't use it. Lightworks and Da Vinci Resolve (both programs that have been used in Hollywood films) fill all of my video editing needs. GIMP has been fine; the UX/workflow could be polished but it's been able to do everything I've needed out of Photoshop (given that I am a light user).
Development is an absolute pleasure. I haven't had to fuck with any path related retardation. PowerShell was such a fucking flop they scrapped it for bash. Having an actual package manager changes the game.
I play the occasional match of CSGO and it works just as well as it did on Windows. I have multiple friends who play various games on Linux without issues.
The filesystem actually makes sense. All configuration files, documentation, home directories, etc. are in intuitive and consistent places.
I occasionally use Windows. It never fails to piss me off.
I'm sure it's great if you're a NEET or Pajeet but I have shit to do and I'm guessing most of you do, too. Save your time and go with Linux or OSX (both of which are pretty retarded, but at least they don't spontaneously break).
>>53955635
>linux or osx
>osx
>promoting non-free, non-open source software
>>53953802
Fuuuuck, could it work with 2.5 inch dirves too?
>>53955635
tl;dr
but as much as I saw I can say, at least my workstation runs OS X, my gaming rig runs Win10 and my server runs Debian. Meh.
>>53953960
Modules != Hyperthreads
Idiots
>>53955635
Is this pasta? If not it soon will be.
>>53955985
exactly the same thought
>>53956000
Trips checked.
>>53954061
i actually lold out loud
>>53955303
/g/ nostalgia derail?
>>53953776
moar
>>53956320
Sorry anon. I wish.
>>53956343
is ok senpai
>>53953776
>>53953960
>>53956975
Housefires will never not be funny
>>53954031
>she needs to join our startup
>>53956975
This is actually funny
>>53953503
>Lenovo enhanced experience
>Core i5 vPro
maximum botnet, kek
>>53954147
That looks like my old Data Structures professor.
>>53954031
>go to her instagram
>it's all very bad, like I was doing more when I was 10
>Kloss is an avid coder. In April 2015, she partnered with Flatiron School and Code.org to offer a scholarship named Kode with Karlie for young girls interested in Computer Science and Software Engineering.[59][60]
>>53953673
Man, Mark Kozelek is ageing badly
>>53955238
Its the burglar from home alone.
>>53957200
It's marketing
>>53957243
Marketing for who or what?
>>53957268
Neckbeards that fawn over women that simply touch a keyboard.
Girls that are interested in computers but will quit out of frustation/boredom 3 days later.
>>53956110
>>53957268
Well, first of all they're 'marketing' more girls going into more computer related fields. Second of all, it's actual marketing for code.org, Flatiron School and her own modelling career.
>>53957291
>Neckbeards that fawn over women that simply touch a keyboard.
I doubt it.
>>53954545
Why do you respond to bait?
>>53954125
>Tesla releases all their patents
>closed source
>>53954927
There is nothing wrong with using /* For single line comments you baka.
>>53955067
>>53957332
i dont know why the fuck this made me laugh
lmao
>>53954112
Look at the code then. It's horrendous.
>>53953831
>one of them sent me example code as a screenshot embedded in a word doc
>>53953503
>not running Ubunut
>>53953944
>I was in local computer tec shop.. browsing
>guy walks on with tower and says its not working properly
>he explains whats wrong with his clearly middle teir computer
>mfw it simply needs updated from microsoft to be fine
>pretty much 5 button clicks and then its done
>Utter con man behind the desk makes this teeth sucking sound and says its a complex job
>asks for a DEPOSIT and then quotes £100+
>I burst out laughing close by hearing this and just walk past shaking my head
>counter douche gives me the mother of all stink eyes.. he has served me befor and knows i dont take his shit
>never went back
still laugh to this day when i think of the coin this guy must have made in the years he was open
>>53957291
Nah, read the comments on her instagram. The neckbeards are shitting on her.
>>53957326
>'marketing' more girls going into more computer related fields
It doesn't work though. When will they learn?
And I say this as someone who has had more female computer science professors than males. One once told us in detail where everyone else goes wrong and how she got into computer science.
>>53957438
fatfingered wrong key.. it was £200
>>53954219
can you blame anyone of being terrified by women? have you ever seen what personalities an mindsets they have?
>>53955734
That wouldn't work ya jagoff.
>>53957453
What's happening here?
>>53957505
You pay Koreans or Chinese to sit there and review you app with 5 stars.
>>53957443
>It doesn't work though.
From my experience, I have to agree. Girls just don't seem to be interested in engineering for some reason, whether it's because they're girls or because of muh social conditioning I don't know.
The girls that are actually into engineering seem really passionate though.
>>53954079
I swear this image is meme magic.
>>53957525
>The girls that are actually into engineering seem really passionate though.
Yeah. Who knows what prevents so many. I'm sure it's a whole lot of factors influencing their decision. But you're unlikely to spark an interest that late in life.
everytime
>>53954031
at least she is using zsh
>>53957652
poor guy
>>53957658
Any translation?
>>53957736
atm doesnt work
>>53957514
it's amazing to me that this actually exists despite knowing it's been going on for a long time
>>53957679
Hey, that'd make a good dildo
>>53957736
Out of order
>>53953776
I'm inclined to believe this is historically accurate.
>>53956000
Trips of truth.
>>53957753
Seeing is believing.
>>53954031
HOLY SHIT that's advanced stuff
like concatenate_string(string1, string2)
why
>>53957957
fuck
>>53957365
It's not open sauce, they're not "released" either.
It's more like allowing others to use, and an open promise not to sue, on conditions such as manufacturers not claiming the tech as their own.
>>53955103
her mouth nigga
>>53955734
This is the average /g/ user's knowledge about technology
>>53957365
>>53958128
Tesla has a preference towards not patenting their stuff. The argument that Musk made was if he patented it the Chinese would just go and take it.
>>53957957
don't do this to me
>>53953763
You should reverse the letters.
I learned it as a simple pattern to say out loud. The way you have it is kind of hard to say even in my head.
White orange orange is subjectively harder than orange white orange.
Orange/white orange green/white blue blue/white green brown/white brown
>>53957429
>tfw Samsung SSD unactivated
>>53958165
pretty sure that was a joke.
at least I hope so
>>53954164
It would fall off. The blow power of that fan would have to be far greater than the pull from the treadmill going in the opposite direction (assuming that it is on).
Even if it weren't, you'd have to loose those supports hanging on the side. Maybe add some wheels, too and up the RPM.
>>53958170
Idk what you're talking about.
They patent a LOT of stuff. And Musk said this "Tesla will not initiate patent lawsuits against anyone who, in good faith, wants to use our technology."
It doesn't mean they don't patent things.
>>53958311
>Idk what you're talking about.
Yeah, I don't either.
I think it was space x. Regardless, much of their tech they are open about.
>>53958333
Spacex and Tesla are totally separate entities bud, spacex shares near 0 tech.
And all the patents Tesla has that I know of follow the quote from my previous post, it's all about good faith.
>>53954888
He's right. This place is neo-/v/.
>>53957750
>>53957779
And they didn't just put up a piece of paper for that?
>>53958182
I hate to tell you this, anon. But you're a faggot.
>>53958601
>mac
>windows 10 gui
nice try pajeet
>>53958425
Not in russia
>>53954888
All the shit he's talking about goes on /diy/ tho
>>53958201
I don't believe it's a joke anymore. The chan culture has changed and a truly subtle troll is a treasure sight. We have bands of idiots masquerade as trolls these days. Where do you think shitposting came from? It's from the retards that can't troll properly.
>>53957236
I think the reference was from the film with Ray Liotta my friend.
>>53957332
>Richard Stallman is a tool
>>53958722
Welcome to post-ironic shitposting where everything is off-topic
>>53957477
>congratulations, its a computer error
Holy shit.
>>53958115
>accept this license
>get sued by Intel for not replacing the license file as per the license you agreed to
>>53956110
I bought that LG monitor
It died after 4 years bulging capacitors
>>53958790
Pretty sure the joke is that the placeholder comment wasn't removed before release
>>53956110
Why is anything immediately improved once cute girls are added to it?
>>53958828
I understand that entirely, I'm just joking about what could happen if it was legit.
Why is this whole thread about not getting humor
>>53958851
Because of autism
>>53958851
It's part of the humor. So exactly like the other guy said, autism.
>>53956975
Hi Thomas
>>53957832
that's a hot guy
>>53958852
Doesn't even sound fake.
>>53958980
whats the joke
>>53957365
Not true, Tesla allows other EV makers the ability to use the tesla charging stations, thus making them more economically viable, it's a smart way of controlling what becomes the standard.
>>53958960
he's a real hothead.
>>53958988
Microsoft's then-advertising agency Wieden+Kenney paid people to come to CompUSA at midnight and act excited about buying Windows 95.
>>53958686
medium kek
>>53959007
desu, windows 95 was a massive step forward.
>>53958988
He bought two licences. At the time nobody had two home computers so its just funny. Looks like an Apple launch too. I'm a Macfag but the cult frothing and clapping down isles at launches make me sick and I give everyone a dirty look.
>>53959091
I chorted.
>>53956068
laughed out loudd out loud?
>>53958980
>all those fucking white males
That was when computer science went wrong
>>53958630
Please don't ruin this by using it incorrectly.
>>53959136
He lol'd out loud as he entered his PIN number into the ATM machine. After that, anon went to the store to buy more RAM memory for his CPU.
Remember, it's a dog eat dog world, and shitposters like you are diamond dozen.
>>53954219
correct answer
>>53958980
Wow anon, so many white males.
>>53959269
whoops meant
>>53959172
>>53958199
>that fucking reference
>>53959209
Man, you're killing me, I too lol'd out loud
>>53955766
at least it actually works.
>>53957658
reminds me, one time I played a game of solitaire on an atm.
>>53958702
toppest of keks
>>53954927
>>53955067
I took a C course last year that forbade us from using //-style comments for that reason. It sucked.
Also she's being all bubbly and random because she's serving as the face of an organization that's trying to inspire young girls to go into CS, and they respond well to stuff like that.
>>53959620
Well they shouldn't because life is misery and suffering
>>53959672
We were all happy once
>>53954219
Kill yourself fgt.
>>53959726
I'd be curious to read those books just to see what is in them and how they present the topics.
>>53954861
That ballsack signature
>>53954888
I was in that thread
>>53959052
#melbournelyf
>>53959774
Her fingers are so fucked when she launches Angry Birds.
>>53957629
that's awesome
>>53953937
why would a touch interface require network connection?
>>53959774
Mfw i have that phone.
>>53955354
Underrated post my anon.
>>53957526
So the logo is $9999999984
>>53954083
Computer engineering is hard... Let's go shopping!
>>53958750
>didn't get it until this post
>>53959304
Volume per megabyte is a perfectly valid measurement. If you're manufacturing data storage.
>>53957293
rustle? i remember reading this wayy back
>>53954007
That's not funny. It's sad how fucking retarded some people are.
>>53960596
>engineering
>>53959602
i don't get it
>>53959846
it's funnier cause i'm pretty sure it's photoshopped
>>53960721
Sad is the fact that retarded people exist because of actual mental deficiencies and defects during their creation and birth.
What you're actually referring to is stupidity which is a conscious mental choice to do something that aligns with what a retarded person might do in the same situation completely unaware of it based on "normal" behavior.
Stupidity is a choice, and dare I said it a pretty stupid one.
>>53960818
what is this supposed to do?
>>53955635
>Windows died for me when a C++ redist got fucked up for me and no amount of registry hacks, uninstalling, etc. would allow me to install certain programs. The solution was literally, word for word, "reinstall".
Microsoft literally promotes clean installs to fix anything that breaks, that's how broken their OS is
>>53960905
audiophile shit
>>53960905
Scam audiophiles
>>53960229
You already know the answer to that question.
>>53956110
>tfw optical media forums are pretty much dead and it's almost impossible to find recent drives that are good
1422175593471.jpg
>>53960712
Gavin? No, that image used to be posted a lot. Also, Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.
>>53960229
So Microsoft can key log your touch interface directly.
>>53954098
Do you have the /sp/ version of this?
>>53954861
>Most headphones can't handle the baas.
I guess this one's targeted at Apple users.
>>53955635
SA had an excellent tread ( the windows internals fiber; ExRaiseStatus(STATUS_MUTANT_NOT_OWNED); ) where a guy with a bit of experience goes on about Windows, the internals and all sorts of other bits in astounding detail that isn't just "hurr wangblowz amirite" but is full of technical detals.
And it's utterly amazing that the OS works, because there just is no way in hell it should with all of that.
>>53959602
reminded me of gob's program
>http://rolocroz.com/junk/gob.html
>>53959738
>free phone
>christmas ruined
fucking millenials
>>53960920
LERL
>mfw even my shitty sony low grade amp gets good sound out of my intergrated soundcard and 4way floorstanders from the 70's
>>53961336
>not posting the best story ever
https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/3dap06/nz_customs_destroys_motherboard_looking_for/
>>53960042
Is that some overvolting shit?
>>53961590
>>53961336
I cant belive this motherboard is real
>literally bullet points
http://www.gigabyte.co.nz/products/product-page.aspx?pid=4046#ov
HAHAHAHAH
>>53954861
kek
>>53953960
>shitting on something that's not even out yet and has no idea about it's performance
Yeah this is pretty much /g/ humour
>>53960235
Used to have the Z2 familia.
Burned the fuck out of my hand whenever I tried to watch a webm. Completely sealed off glass phone may not have been a good design on their part.
>>53954451
At the expense of sounding stupid, I thought int's were whole numbers? Are they not?
>>53961771
Yeah, which implies that it does not have a decimal
>>53960103
GEDDAN
>>53962054
Is this legal?
>>53959523
>modem
Who the fuck uses a fucking modem in fucking 2016? Even when you saved this image in 2013, who did?
>>53962160
everyone in murica
>>53962160
You fucking retarded-ass piece of shit. You don't understand the first thing about computers or technology or anything else of that nature. Get the fuck out of this fucking board and kill yourself. Even if you're not using dialup, you still need a fucking modem to decode the signal from the fiber optic or cable or WHATEVER. Your retarded inept inbred illiterate fucking dumb ass is probably paying monthly for one of those shitty gay fucking faggot piece of shit modem/router combo shitheaps from your ISP because your too fucking goddamned stupid to do your own fucking research and buy your own fucking modem and router. So keep eating shit from your ISP like a good little cuck and posting retarded posts like you actually know anything. Fuck.
>>53961214
I'm the guy in the green shirt taking that photo - AMA
>>53962288
Why do you seek attention on an anonymous image board like this? Are the usual methods of becoming a tripfag not special enough for you?
>>53962302
Good question! One of the great things about 4chan is that we can ask questions and you're is one of the best ones I've ever seen!
>>53959001
Bane army?
>>53959980
It should say "Burn in hell, it was your choice"
>>53959565
Thank you GPUBoss.com
>>53960190
Can someone explain this? I only understand the last row. (Jobs-centered, the Java)
>>53954098
fuck off
>>53962984
YOU'RE NOT DEAD
>>53963038
Legends never die.
>>53963067
Well, I'm not dead yet ;)
>>53957429
>you forgot to activate your almonds AND your SSD
>>53959042
Did this the day I quit verizon.
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