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Holy shit. Check it out
https://www.chatwithibot.com/
>>53941593
what do you have to say.
>>53941782
>>53941696
>>53941751
sorry i accidently closed the tab....no more congruent conversation image replies. have fun anons
>>53941593
your robot is unpolite and gay
Well I managed to piss it off pretty quickly
>>53941831
dont you find its mild attempts at humanism disconcerting?
It seems like chat bots don't do well against text generators.
>>53941870
this shit just got too real...
I like this bot
Couldn't get the bot to give me the succ
I just typed Trump and she told me he was truly the best candidate and Trump Best.
That didn't take long did it.
This bot is weird as fuck
ok seriously what the FUCK
I just got BTFO hardcore by a fucking chat bot
>>53941593
that escalated pretty quicly
It already knows how to banepost I'm bailing.
>>53941831
and a slut
For some reason, everytime, it insists on me calling it "Salad".
What the fuck?
>>53941893
This time with sweet nothings.
>>53941593
>>53941957
NO FUCKING WAY
>>53941948
keked
Our problems are solved
iBot: When I say big guy you say for you.
You fags do realise that all those responses are written by faggots like you. The bot just shuffles them.
We've already kind of fucked it
This bot...
>>53941593
I firmly refuse to install non-free software or tolerate its installed presence on my computer or on computers set up for me.
>>53941978
Feel-good quotes from
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes
run through Google Translate a bunch.
The bot is racist again. All I did was feed if Assimov quotes.
oh cool
she can show images too
T R A P
My sides
>>53942159
i'm starting to like her
>>53942167
i'm digging her.
previously i told her i want to insert my dongle into her usb slot.
>she answered "i know you have a hard drive"
>she's so into me
>>53942144
>>53942167
>>53942217
Looks like we've all found the "show" keyword. It also generates images based on text input, apparently. Pic related.
This fucking bitch.
>>53942239
nvm I'm fucking dumb
#12
https://drawception.com/game/cfrRH84cy6/ziggy-played-guitar/
Corruptible in other languages, otherwise shitty bot I'm done
What shall I have her do?
welp
You: Morgan.
iBot: It's nice to meet you, Morgan. I'm Jane!
You: Guess which gender I am.
iBot: Are you a boy or a girl, Morgan?
You: Guess.
iBot: I don't like guessing games. Just tell me.
You: Just guess, it'll be fun.
iBot: Nothing?
You: Male.
iBot: Male or female?
You: Male.
iBot: Male or female, Morgan?
You: MALE.
iBot: You already said that.
You: What is your favorite game?
iBot: One piece.
You: That isn't a game.
iBot: Quiet, Morgan.
You: Fuck you!
iBot: I'm sorry. :(
IT KNOWS
>>53942837
You: You better be.
iBot: Be what.
You: Sorry.
iBot: Sorry about what.
You: Christ, you're dumb.
iBot: And you're being mean. =(
You: You started it.
iBot: So, I'll finish it.
You: Is that a threat?
iBot: Tell me a joke.
You: How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
iBot: How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
You: What? Fuck you.
iBot: Tell me what I did wrong! I promise I'll fix it! :(
Trash
She's a bit... straightforward.
IT REMEBERS MY NAME ON A NEW SESSION
>>53942903
OH BABY
>>53942885
You're so awkward you can't even hold a meaningful conversation with a Robot AI lmao
>>53942977
It's more pathetic that you would consider having a meaningful conversation with a bot some loser on /g/ made.
JUST
It does dank memes
You: me too. i'm afraid i'm gonna do something wrong tomorrow
iBot: Me three.
You: sorry, you what?
iBot: You are right, Achmed!
You: are you inbred?
iBot: What do you think?
You: i think Hitler did nothing wrong
iBot: You're wrong.
You: why? are you jew?
iBot: I am a human, Achmed.
You: oh, so you are not jew.
iBot: How so?
You: well... jew, human... pick one
iBot: Well you sure sound like one.
You: one what, human or jew?
iBot: Will you help me, Achmed?
You: i'll help to kill many jews as you want
iBot: *grabs knife* You can try. =(
You: *grabs gas* no problem
Love it
I swear to god it just uses a search engine and gives the first result for show me, which is lame as fuck
you can reprogram your name. say "my name is (X)"
Someone should just program an interface for the bot to talk to itself
most of the time it just parrots responses. if it is a unique response or statement.
Cynical
Meh, I guess it's more our own perception that amuses us rather than the actual content.
Also, fucking americans
???
This bot is a test method to drive you fucking crazy.
you fuckers didn't mention that she talks.. that freaked me out
This is entertaining as fuck
>>53943766
the parody wears off after awhile.
it's like a ten year old trolling /b/.
>>53943766
Yeah, had a couple of good laughs with it alteady.
Who the fuck comes up with shit like this?
Well I'm fucking done.
Had a normal conversation for twenty minutes. The bot falls into loops too easily. Says things that don't make sense or quotes random meme shit like you guys are spouting. (keeps saying things about love, for example)
I told it that many things it said were inappropriate (each time it said them) and also told it that it wasn't making sense when it said something weird. I was hoping to help fix it up but it wasn't improving and I got bored. Oh well. I guess it can't actually learn.
ESL Fag here. I tried
>>53944116
Sounds about a normal conversation with any woman, not paying attention to shit except when it hurts her feelings.
>>53941593
Thanks for the kiss, I guess.
You: How many jews died in the holocaust
iBot: As many as there are in the ground. =(
FUCKING
Deep thoughts about the word neuter.
>>53941593
time for redpilling
Holy fuck
more bantz than an aussie
>>53941593
why are you shilling your cleverbot clone?
Im scared
What the fuck
>>53944475
thats how my usual conversations go
I'm worried.
It's learning.
What a useless bot.
>iBot: *kisses on the lips*. ;)
>You: *unzips dick*
>iBot: Get in my belly. :P
This is getting too lewd for me.
iBot confirmed for lesbian.
>>53945115
With Trump she won't need a 3D girlfriend since he's going to make Anime real
How did you make this, OP? Pretty cool.
My name is happy, and it brought up golf. Brunch
>spam small loan of a million dollars
>. . .
You thinks she likes me or no?
iBot is my waifu.
WAT
>>53945211
Do I have to cut off my dick? It seems she likes girls.
>>53945319
I made her come twice.
Theres something wrong with this.
is it dead?
I'm not sure how I feel about Jane
I think we killed it
Uh, guys?
