>>53934956
No, just the cringeworthy Linux Neckbeard.

unix is garbage

stick with linux at least it has games

>>53934956
Nope I use Windows and have sex regularly

This is what happens when you try your hardest not to be a hipster, you become an inverse hipster, you're just on the other end of the cunt spectrum.

>>53935348
I'm a Loonix user and have an unkempt beard, also I am over 40

does that make me a hipster?

>>53934956

>thinkpad
>rainbow suspenders
>mustache doesn't even cover top lip
Beard doesn't fully cover cheeks
>spectacle clipped to your glasses

Is this what gays call a 'bear'?

>>53935452
>>mustache doesn't even cover top lip
>Beard doesn't fully cover cheeks
NNo, that is what people call taking care of your beard

>>53935433

>loonix
>over 40
>"unkempt" beard
>4chen
>"am i an hipster?"

No. I think that makes you a loser, my friend.

>>53935470
I have a wife and children and browse this site on the job
but I do know very well about that "if you browse one of the most popular websites on this planet, you are a loser"-Meme. With 22 Million unique visitors a month, that sure makes a lot of "losers" here :^)

>tfw unable to grow a beard

>>53935537
shave your legs instead and become a tranny

I used to but the bartender at my spot kept making fun of me & calling me an ISIS member so I shaved and now I have a mustache

>>53935290
Enjoy the windows botnet keylogging all of your shit and using your webcam to record you having gay sex. Read the EULA faggot

>>53935510
you seem to have got lost on your way to reddit, nigger.

>>53935640
>MUH SEKRIT CLUBHOUSE THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR SITES ON THE PLANET

topkek

>>53935640
>le "everyone on 4chan is an autistic loser just like me" meme
kill yourself my man

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I grew a beard for a Halloween costume once.
Turned out okay, I think.

>>53935788
how fat are you? In american units

>>53935810
~195lbs. 6'3".