Is this tech out of the beta stage yet?
my robot wouldn't have dell nipples
>>53920206
I would only hit if Apple built it. In the meantime fap fap fap....
>>53920262
you could have your very own iMan while pajeet get his very own Galaxy sWoman
>>53920206
>Dell
>>53920275
>iMan
im okay with this
>>53920312
imagine steve jobs walking around every corner of every city, thousands of steve jobs every were stealing our jobs
Can't any of you get a real woman?
Although, I guess my wife and I could bring a robot into the bedroom...
>>53920206
Just build your own senpai
>>53920206
By the looks of it you'll have to continue using your hand in the foreseeable future, loser.
>>53920275
>>53920312
Male sexbots will never be as big as female sexbots, because they don't pay alimony
>tfw you'll never unbox your android for the first time
>you'll never have an extensive list of traits, desires and wants to create the perfect, complex, personality matrix of your liking
>you won't be able to fiddle with settings to the smallest detail: Voice, eye, hair color, gender, body type
>you won't witness your android's wonder, as they open their eyes for the very first time and see shapes, colors and depth
>you'll never feel their desire as they fall in love with you in the following months
>you won't consummate your marriage under the stars
>as you grow older you won't be able to transfer your conciousness to a robotic body for a true happily ever after
Why even live?
>>53920350
That burn though
>>53920275
>Galaxy AssWoman
Not bad doe
W-would you /g/?
>>53920339
this. my boyfriend and I have already discussed getting one to spice things up and hopefully double as a maid
>>53920334
won't last long since they'll insist on alternative voodoo repairs instead of proper maintenance
>>53920564
I'd wait for the Wrex model
>>53920286
Why not senpai?
>sexbots released
>hookers out of business
>camwhores out of business
>sluts can't get laid
>attention whores can't get a single glance
>sexbots have interchangeable orifice's and piston powered pussies
>can piston pump any cock dry in under 2 minutes
>sexbots can camwhore 24/7, can whore 24/7 doing anything for pennies, and can GPS track your wife to never get caught
feels good.
>>53920396
Propably in our lifetime.
Google is heavily invested in GAI research along with almost everyone else in the silicon valley.
Google also bought out a lot of robot companies. GAI is going to happen in our lifetime, propably soon after they'll get put in robots
>>53920206
Hopefully never you fucking weirdo
>>53920778
>Propably in our lifetime.
I bet they'll come when we're already old and impotent.
>>53920791
Experts have quoted around 2050, 2075. Soon after that it'll most likely be used to develop a superintelligence and after that's done medicine will jump forward meaning you can most likely be immortal any age you desire
>>53920206
But does it's butt and vagina smell like a real butt and vagina?
This is important to me.
>>53920840
>2075
that would put me close to 90
I doubt I'll live that long
>>53920339
>will get bitchy for literally no reason
>must constantly be showered with compliments, gifts, and favors, and even then she will still dump you for a nigger/rich boy
>can get pregnant
>must maintain hygiene constantly
>will get fat
>will use sex to get what she wants from you
Why would you even consider dating a real woman? Are you a fucking masochist?
>>53920877
>real vagina
How would you even know?
>>53920345
A sex robot counts as 3D?
>>53920939
no.
>>53920787
Welcome to /g/
>>53920206
I have a better idea. When will we be able to modify our brains in order to suppress forever this silly need for sex?
>>53920982
Why would you ever give up on masturbating?
It's the only good thing in my life.
>>53921025
desu I think being horny is very annoying
>>53920982
Got back to /pol/
>>53921068
Are you 14?
Horniness becomes very manageable with age.
At least it did for me.
People bitching because this might lower the value of real vagina.
Because after all they have the impression that there's more value in one set of genitals or body parts than other. It's just hilarious. Women will start working so they can get dick and not the other way around like always.
>>53921114
Are you serious sir?
>>53920705
>your wife
Why the fuck would I need a wife?
>>53921247
Can't live out my cuckold fetish without one.
>>53921294
You know all you have are these kek fap fap fap.
> Stop all the lies Sir Anon.
>>53921247
When sexbots hit the market women are going to start fucking down on a global scale. To the point where women can be considered slaves for all practical purposes. Like a dog or a cool new hip accessory (like black babies). You buy them and marry them to be hip and cool.
Of course at this point in time women will have virtually no rights, cause they will settle for any mans wishes. So, they won't get anything in a divorce, but men will get all the benefits they do now.
>>53921556
>hating women this much
>>>/r9k/
>>53921604
>being this delusional
>>>/out/
>>53921604
Not an argument, scared about your future femanon?
>>53921604
yeah these threads are weird
as a khv I'm all for the sexbot revolution
but I don't care the slightest what it would mean for women
>>53920206
sex?Yea, that might happen even in the next 5 years and would "feel" pretty good.
(True) Emotions?
Nah, forget that luxury
>>53921556
>implying a dumb frogposter could score even with a robot programmed to fuck him
>>53920206
no life no sex
>>53921604
Whenever they begin to value men the same way they value themselves, we'll see
Until then, fuck off.
>>53920206
VR porn will be so much more cost-effective that this for decades that this won't even be a consideration except as a novelty for richfags.
>>53921709
>implying you won't be able to port the AI cunts mind and reconfigure it
https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2016/04/05/how-microsofts-tay-became-a-genocidal-foul-mouthed-sex-crazed-nazi-in-one-day/
This happened in less than 24 hours without access to any source code. Imagine once you can port an AI's source and edit it the way you want her to be.
>>53920206
you already can, just fuck a korean, they do not posses human souls.
>>53921747
>baww women don't value me
Does your mother not love you or something?
>>53921247
>Why the fuck would I need a wife?
Because no one will have made cooking and laundry software for the sexbot yet
>>53921640
I'm married
>>53921813
i feel your pain. also married.
>>53921790
The robot isn't the problem. Frogposts of the future will read like:
>tfw spend inheritance on a sexbot
>tfw too embarrassed to use
>tfw dick keeps falling out
>tfw hole is way too big
>>53921824
It's really awesome actually. We're newlyweds. Maybe the pain comes later but I love my wife.
>>53921861
>tfw too lazy to be on top myself
>tfw sexbot too heavy to have on top
>>53921861
>anon dials back the AI to be primitive and robotic enough where he or she isn't embarrassed to fuck it
Nice
>>53921861
>>tfw spend inheritance on a sexbot
she will pay for herself
>>tfw too embarrassed to use
kek
>>tfw dick keeps falling out
>>>/b/
>>tfw hole is way too big
replace her vagoo
>>53920206
lmao at people who want overpriced fleshlights.
Maybe if one day we get neural networks working so robots can have thoughts similar to ours this would be in any way worthwhile, but at that point keeping one for you is immoral, because you don't just keep a person. They could leave you and you'll be broke for wasting your fortune on one.
>>53921805
I said men, not me. Are those problem glasses obstructing you?
>>53921988
I know what you said.
But women actually value men, it just doesn't include you.
>>53920206
you're waifu in a 3d vr shitphone clinged to
you're shitty face >>53920206
>>53921887
love my wife. not even a veteran, give it 4 years tho, however, mariage is the act of decent people, the few, so rewards must come.
>>53922021
>women
>value
>men
They value their money.
>>53922122
my wife values my dick because the girth rubs her g spot, just, she abuse that fact more, i will have to remind her. after i finish my tea.
>>53922122
Is that what you tell yourself?
>>53920564
A but scary but why not, as long as I have someone to cuddle and play vidya with
>>53922164
and there is no rush for me to finish.
>>53922171
Sorry, he's only programmed to whine about his problems.
>>53922122
>They value their money.
>>53920903
good point
>>53920224
>>53920286
>not realising you will be able to customize every single aspect of your robot waifu.
>>53922234
Custom-made parts will probably be very expensive.
VR waifus are the way to go, just edit her model in blender (only FOSS waifus for me)
>>53920206
Hopefully never. Remember what happened to the poor bastards in Ghost in the Shell 2?
What's the controversy behind sex robots? Why can't they just fucking them for NEETs on /g/? I wouldn't but them but if some faggot wants one let him have one
>>53922510
What controversy?
>>53922510
Feminists get mad because women will need to bring more value than what's between their legs.
>>53920206
Sex robots will always be for people in their beta stage.
>>53922597
STFU skiddie.
>Thinking women won't just campaign and get them banned as soon as the first good one reaches the market
>>53923900
Women already are banning buying sex
http://www.france24.com/en/20160406-france-prostitution-law-sex-workers-divided
>>53923900
already happening in the UN
>>53920206
It might be?
>>53924650
That art is hideous.
>>53924719
That's why I like it.
Will underage sex robots be illegal or not
>>53924719
Maybe. Still better than most of the chinese cartoons you post here.
>>53924769
Maybe
>>53920840
>by 2075
They'll probably be sold illegally on the right wing black market while the feminist police will be sending anyone who uses one to the gulag because he's objectifying women.
I'd be an old fuck with a limp dick. At least I'd be able to blast my last load in one of those robots after smoking an ultrapotent marijuana strain with viagra-like proprieties created by liberals using tax money.
>>53925317
DUDE...
>>53921247
So you can buy her son presents.
Come on you sad gits. Fucking a toaster. Really?
saw this on TYT today
>>53925597
>this is the future
>I'm not even mad
Make this happen !
Yes.. Yes I will.
Time just ran an ANTIPORN cover. The roasties are swarming and are becoming aware that their Roastie Privilege is about to be terminated.
>>53922122
All the women i've ever met were pretty awful with money.
DIDN'T YOU NIGGAS SEE EX MACHINA? THEYS GONNA STAB YOU
>>53925597
Top kek
/thread
>>53920206
>>53925863
Why does it look like a hand
That kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it
Unfortunately I don't think the hardware is going to reach a point where these are viable (at least to me) within our lifetimes.
I'm talking about powerful, muscle-like, SILENT actuators.
>>53925597
This should be a 4chan banner
>>53920206
Robot sex has the potential to make STDs extinct, over time, since vaccines for STDs is extremely difficult to create.
>>53925881
>>53925904
make this happen
pls
>>53925597
>>53925904
>>53926159
1 minute of work.
>>53926159
>>53926591
>>53926625
GIF! NOT JPG! FOR FUCKS SAKE!
