>First day of IT Uni >Teacher starts talking about Java

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2016-04-06 21:06:05 Post No. 53903933
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:06:05 Post No. 53903933 [Report]

>First day of IT Uni
>Teacher starts talking about Java
>Asks if anyone is familiar with Java
>Raise my hand
>Start spouting random words like "Beans" and "maven"
>Notice teacher starts blushing
>Mention "Oracle"
>Students get scared and look at me in fear
>Teacher starts growing bulge in pants
>Teacher starts moaning
>HisBodyIsReady.png
>Class is noticing
>Everyone is sweating and waiting in anticipation
>Get ready to deliver the final blow
>Say the magic words...
>"Enterprise"
>The whole class starts shouting in fear and throwing chairs and tables around
>Teacher collapses as he cums buckets inside his pants
>Leave class
>Get A+
>10/10 would Java again

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:12:16 Post No.53904031
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:12:16 Post No.53904031 [Report]

>No Spring MVC
>No JSF
>No Android
>Teacher still came buckets

I don't believe you OP.

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:14:21 Post No.53904065
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:14:21 Post No.53904065 [Report]

>>53904031
Imagine the devastation if I had the time to mention these. It was over in a split second.

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:15:52 Post No.53904096
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:15:52 Post No.53904096 [Report]

>>53903933
Is this supposed to be funny?

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:47:00 Post No.53904594
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:47:00 Post No.53904594 [Report]

>>53904096
I wonder why people like announce that they didn't think something isn't funny. Do they think they look cool or get e-cred? Do they just wanna make OP feel bad? Maybe they are annoyed with how the world is changing as they age and they really are too out of touch to understand modern humor.

Oh well, at least they're trying by hanging out on Internet forums geared towards teenagers and young adults.

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:51:57 Post No.53904701
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>tfw you'll never an enterprise

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:52:26 Post No.53904711
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:52:26 Post No.53904711 [Report]

>>53903933
kek

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:54:00 Post No.53904747
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 21:54:00 Post No.53904747 [Report]

>>53904594
Nice reddit post. +1

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 22:34:49 Post No.53905460
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 22:34:49 Post No.53905460 [Report]

>>53904594

This isn't funny, though.

It's not even 'teenage' level humor, this is 7th grade level juvenile.

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Anonymous 2016-04-07 00:42:52 Post No.53907515
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Anonymous 2016-04-07 00:42:52 Post No.53907515 [Report]

shit